DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Surly Muppet]

He is risen!
This is sounding a lot like another time in the past when Phil habitually tweeted really late at night and then mysteriously recovered the next day when he finally got around to starting his stream well after his normal start times.
I hope we'll see the return of the Myshtree Tweet game. We saw the PA, are we going to get the KA?

 

[Pargon]

I’ve been giving some thought to Phil’s upcoming homecoming. Phil said his parents are getting up there in age and they won’t be around much longer. This could be the last time he sees them and it will allow them to meet Kat and have closure.

However, I am wondering if Phil’s parents will be sitting him down to have The Talk. They are getting older and, yes, they are starting to have medical issues. This doesn’t mean they are on death’s door, but that their medical costs will be going up. Also, they are most likely about to retire which means they will be on a tighter budget.

Phil has said they give him financial support throughout the year. Yes, a 36 year old man admitted to the Internet his parents still support him. I think that support is about to come to an end. They are going to tell him he is going to have to grow up and start taking care of himself. He is going to have to be a big boy now and that might mean he should put childish things like playing video games all day behind him and get a fucking job.

If they do that at this point then I'd say they're pissing into the wind considering it's been several years since he abandoned one domicile to leave it vacant and unpaid for while moving to the other side of the country to buy another.

Hanging up the PS4 controller wouldn't so much as chip the iceberg.

 

[N0thingICanDo]

He had too much Gin and had a hangover this morning and needs to sleep in rather than going to

WERK WERK WERK

hence the additional sleep and now able to get his lazy fat ass up to beg

 

[actually]

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He is risen!
This is sounding a lot like another time in the past when Phil habitually tweeted really late at night and then mysteriously recovered the next day when he finally got around to starting his stream well after his normal start times.
I hope we'll see the return of the Myshtree Tweet game. We saw the PA, are we going to get the KA?

He had too much Gin and had a hangover this morning and needs to sleep in rather than going to

WERK WERK WERK

hence the additional sleep and now able to get his lazy fat ass up to beg

He was tweeting about how he was sick at 3 AM, so it kinda stands to reason...

 

[N0thingICanDo]

Phil juts admits he went out eating in a restaurant lasst night with Kat because she has been choking and had enough of the pig pen after laying in there for 3 days choking to death BATTLING a cold

Making no sense aside.........this man has NO DISPOSABLE INCOME but can go and pay or 2 people to eat a meal and can skip work to sleep in after his Gin break?

Fuck you Phil

 

[Anonymous Dimwit]

He was up to 4-5am according to Phil himself, so whoever guessed gin/hang-over collect your winner badge and e-cred prize.

 

[SkippyLongbottom]

Kat battling a cold yet DSP took her out to a restaurant? Then later getting a sore throat late in the hours?
Couldn't stream his actual time because of a sore throat from all that yelling during BLOPS4, yet took a nap and now he is all better?

Did I get the timeline right?

 

[N0thingICanDo]

He just said he has a VERY PAHLSITIVE announcement that if you type in a special command to cheer you get customized cheering animation

He gave the cult member the code

and *Drum rolll*

 

[Salubrious]

New cheer emotes!

 

[Anonymous Dimwit]

Naturally, swagginz had to bend over and give Phil 5000 bits to test it out.

 

[BallBuster]

Naturally, swagginz had to bend over and give Phil 5000 bits to test it out.

That’s it? $50? That little fag likes talk so much shit about how he has so much money. Be a real man and drop $500 or was $50 all you have left of your allowance this week?

 

[Salubrious]

Because I'm a fair man, DSP seems really happy today.

He should play more games like this.

 

[Prince Lotor]

He just said he has a VERY PAHLSITIVE announcement that if you type in a special command to cheer you get customized cheering animation

He gave the cult member the code

and *Drum rolll*


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Was. . .was this his 'January Initiative' reveal that was going to be so awesome and cool for all his viewers then? Or are we still waiting for some sooper secret reveal Philly-boy doesn't wan't to spoil because it's so great?

Not the fan requested increasing his facecam resolution? Not the fan requested setting up his green-screen? Not a 2nd shitty cam pointing at his controller so all the kids can practice to be like The Wizard, and he can stop holding up his controller and shouting "LOOK!!!!"? Just a digital sticker that's slightly different than the digital stickers people already get for cheering? Okay. . .

 

[Wing Zero]

That’s it? $50? That little fag likes talk so much shit about how he has so much money. Be a real man and drop $500 or was $50 all you have left of your allowance this week?

He must have bought too many pairs of 800 dollar pants this week.

 

[JamFlowMan]

New cheer emotes!

You know if Phil could somehow use a hadoken he would somehow hit himself in the back of the head, so A+ for realism.

 

[LiquidCancer]

What is even happening in that emote??? He shoots a hadoken, it has a face? and it flies past several blobs in the background and then goes behind his head? What?

 

[LeeSydePanda]

What is even happening in that emote??? He shoots a hadoken, it has a face? and it flies past several blobs in the background and then goes behind his head? What?

Added a background, made it 2 times bigger and made the 80 frames go at half a second intervals so you can see what exactly is going on. It's pretty shit

 

[gaarashatan]

Added a background, made it 2 times bigger and made the 80 frames go at half a second intervals so you can see what exactly is going on. It's pretty shit

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well that was pretty fuckin dumb

 

[Sparkletor]

Mrhuth restreaming DSP now

 

[Surly Muppet]

I guess the premise is supposed to be that he throws the hadoken and beats his enemies (here represented, appropriately, by variations of his own face) and then it dramatically pans back to him? Or is it that the hadoken is thrown by a pussy quickscoping lag tactic abusing detractor and only God Gamer Phil resists? In that case I suppose the faces represent all the various scam sponsors that Phil was hoping to shill for, getting blown away by 'exaggerated snippets of truth' or 'slander', or whatever we're calling reality this month.

It reflects the stream well though. Most would consider something emotive and charming or a funny series of emotes. Phil's is ego stroking nonsense, just like everything else happening on screen at the time.

Phil juts admits he went out eating in a restaurant lasst night with Kat because she has been choking and had enough of the pig pen after laying in there for 3 days choking to death BATTLING a cold

That made no sense even by his standards. The only way I can see this all being true is if Phil omitted the point that Kat wasn't going to cook and he didn't feel like it, so he dragged her to a restaurant or she would have had to go hungry. Considering he couldn't make it out for a proper restaurant din din on Christmas Eve because he was sick, it's weird that he would see fit to take her when she too is suffering from the Choking Death for no less than the second time in a month. I guess this is still an improvement over waking up his sick girl to cook like he did with Leanna, so I suppose we should praise this inch step towards basic empathy.

This evening, Phil, while saying he needed money (forget about the restaurant) immediately for bills, said he had his internet bill coming due in the next two days, as well as a payment for a 'a personal loan' he took out 'like two years ago' to finance 'things going on at the time'.

I thought that little bit might be interesting to some. What was going on two years ago that would have required an new small loan to financially manage?