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- Jul 10, 2017
Aliens. Just go full-blown “the Star People have been trying to contact us through the centuries and they’re going to use their alien technology to give us all new bodies.” It’s been a minute since I enjoyed some 1970’s silver jumpsuit and headband home-grown alien worship. She can buy one of those metal pyramids to sit inside and receive healing radio waves from the Cosmic Brethren. Maybe film from inside an orgone cabinet and talk about how much better her cysts feel in there.Just trying to think what else she could look into that she hasn't in alternative horse shit. She's already looked in to alchemy and witchcraft.
Maybe crystals, I don't know if she's fucked around with healing crystals yet.
Voodoo, that's a possibility.
Hopefully she tries either urine therapy, or there's a nut on YouTube that believes in the healing properties of period blood. She dyes her hair and bathes in it out some horrific shit.
Either way I'm sure we'll get a couple more alternatives to actual clean living and exercise before the summer.
Honestly I’d love Dr. Chantal filming herself lecturing us about the presence of aliens throughout all of human history and then educating us about the natural energy-focusing shape of pyramids. If she’s going to get preachy about everything she sees in a netflix documentary, it might as well be a laugh for the viewers.