Containment Random Thoughts & Questions

[WorldsSmartestManRonOTool]

Peter Griffin in drag, ladies and gents.

 

[GayestFurryTrash]

Has Chris at any point in his life gotten checked for any diseases or STDs in his life? I know its sort of a stupid question but...

Like Marvin said he did after the hooker thing but I vaguely remember him talking about it while he was still going to the gameplace but I could be wrong. He used to do weird shit like that back in the day.

 

[Tikbalang]

Chris might live for another 30 years

 

[Mick92]

Peter Griffin in drag, ladies and gents.

I just had to look this up, and of fucking course it exists.

The resemblance is uncanny.

 

[TrippinKahlua]

Considering all of the bullshit about alternate dimensions and merging lately, I'm kinda surprised Chris has never cited the "Berenstain Bears" phenomena as proof of some sort that this might have already happened. Conveniently, it involves cartoon characters.

Spoiler: tism

For those out of the loop, the Berenstain Bears is a popular example of the mandela effect. A ton of people swear that when they were children, the books were called the Berenstein Bears, with an E and not an A. I, myself, remember the E because those books taught me how to read. But that doesn't matter. Reality is that its Berenstain.

 

[Oregano]

Chris has never told anyone what his experience in jail was like back in 2014, right? I know he'll talk about what led up to him getting arrested, but he's never actually said what went down in jail, has he? If he isn't willing to talk about it, it must've scared him something awful.

 

[Rupin]

Why did Chris stop hanging with his lesbian friends that he had when he first started that tom girl shit? I'm talking about the ones he went bowling with.

 

[Mr. 0]

Chris has never told anyone what his experience in jail was like back in 2014, right? I know he'll talk about what led up to him getting arrested, but he's never actually said what went down in jail, has he? If he isn't willing to talk about it, it must've scared him something awful.

He briefly talked about what jail was like in 2011 so there's no telling what the fuck went down that makes him clam up about 2014. Maybe it's the lack of his mother getting arrested with him?

 

[Rokko]

After he banged the hooker, I do believe he got an std check.

Didnt he get regularly checked for std´s, despite being sexual inactive?

 

[Brian Butterfield]

Chris has never told anyone what his experience in jail was like back in 2014, right? I know he'll talk about what led up to him getting arrested, but he's never actually said what went down in jail, has he? If he isn't willing to talk about it, it must've scared him something awful.

We know he complained about missing a lot of "important packing" since that's when they were moving back to 14 Branchland Ct. In my head-canon Barb is fuming that her autist slave isn't around so she's enlisted Rocky and whipping her like a pack-mule, strapping pieces of the horde to her back.

 

[The Fool]

When people considered the possibility of playing along with Chris' delusions in order to protect him from other idea guys, I was always in the camp of thinking it's an awful idea because it would just delude him more and accelerate his decline.

But, honestly, now I've changed that view. He's not getting any better. If there's any sense of optimism to be had here, he's plateaued at best. Now I almost wonder if Marvin or The Captain should continue to roleplay with him just to try and swat the idea guys away and just maybe, if they're clever enough and find a good way to disguise what they want him to do as "work", get him to actually improve himself. I really don't think he's coming back down to earth anymore.

 

[Marvin]

When people considered the possibility of playing along with Chris' delusions in order to protect him from other idea guys, I was always in the camp of thinking it's an awful idea because it would just delude him more and accelerate his decline.

But, honestly, now I've changed that view. He's not getting any better. If there's any sense of optimism to be had here, he's plateaued at best. Now I almost wonder if Marvin or The Captain should continue to roleplay with him just to try and swat the idea guys away and just maybe, if they're clever enough and find a good way to disguise what they want him to do as "work", get him to actually improve himself. I really don't think he's coming back down to earth anymore.

The problem is that the person who offers the "cooler" fantasy is going to own Chris' mind. Telling Chris the fantasy world can be accessed by saving responsibly and obeying the law sounds pretty lame compared to a fantasy world where he's got giant tits and everyone is fawning over him (and Tedbundychu is a thing for some reason).

 

[Mr. 0]

The problem is that the person who offers the "cooler" fantasy is going to own Chris' mind. Telling Chris the fantasy world can be accessed by saving responsibly and obeying the law sounds pretty lame compared to a fantasy world where he's got giant tits and everyone is fawning over him (and Tedbundychu is a thing for some reason).

What chris needs is a younger and healthier Barb-like figure in his life to scream at him to keep up with the bills, go out to sheetz to get q-sands, and flip over shit in his room and wreck everything so he'll sleep closer and be able to hear those commands. That might snap him out of his bullshit.

 

[The Fool]

The problem is that the person who offers the "cooler" fantasy is going to own Chris' mind. Telling Chris the fantasy world can be accessed by saving responsibly and obeying the law sounds pretty lame compared to a fantasy world where he's got giant tits and everyone is fawning over him (and Tedbundychu is a thing for some reason).

What about just giving up and just feeding his delusions in the most non-harming way possible, just to keep him sated? Don't need to teach him to fill out tax returns, just make sure nobody tells him to punch barb again.

 

[Marvin]

What about just giving up and just feeding his delusions in the most non-harming way possible, just to keep him sated? Don't need to teach him to fill out tax returns, just make sure nobody tells him to punch barb again.

You never know when someone has snuck in the back door and is talking to Chris. You pretty much just gotta hope you notice if he's sounding crazier than usual.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

You never know when someone has snuck in the back door and is talking to Chris. You pretty much just gotta hope you notice if he's sounding crazier than usual.

That's a challenge.

What chris needs is a younger and healthier Barb-like figure in his life to scream at him to keep up with the bills, go out to sheetz to get q-sands, and flip over shit in his room and wreck everything so he'll sleep closer and be able to hear those commands. That might snap him out of his bullshit.

Problem is women and most people in general don't want to be around Chris that much. People don't want that type of intimacy with him, he's flippin' creepy as shit.

 

[Buck Mullet]

What chris needs is a younger and healthier Barb-like figure in his life to scream at him to keep up with the bills, go out to sheetz to get q-sands, and flip over shit in his room and wreck everything so he'll sleep closer and be able to hear those commands. That might snap him out of his bullshit.

The tugboat is all Chris has to offer a woman. The shitty vehicle and house aren't even in his name. So the only kind of person desperate or devious enough to consider shacking up with Chris platonically or otherwise would likely not have his best interests in mind.

 

[Mr. 0]

That's a challenge.

Problem is women and most people in general don't want to be around Chris that much. People don't want that type of intimacy with him, he's flippin' creepy as shit.

The tugboat is all Chris has to offer a woman. The shitty vehicle and house aren't even in his name. So the only kind of person desperate or devious enough to consider shacking up with Chris platonically or otherwise would likely not have his best interests in mind.

Barb doesn't even have his best interests in mind.

Our only solution at this point is to either clone snorlax or hook chris up with one of the lolcows too dumb to know any better (like pixyteri or a slaton sister)

 

[PT 940]

That's a challenge.

Problem is women and most people in general don't want to be around Chris that much. People don't want that type of intimacy with him, he's flippin' creepy as shit.

UNWANTED TOUCHING!!!

 

[Cardboard Box Mountain]

Fuck yeah. Hook up Chris with Tammy Slaton. That shit is comedy gold and I would legit pay to see it.