Containment Random Chris Updates

[AnAccount]

I miss those times when Chris was sane and just trying to get a sweetheart.

Honestly that's probably what got him into all of this.

Chris really early on had part of his requirments be having to meet in real life to engage in a relationship.

However his desperation probably led him to just force himself to pretend all these women online were genuine women, and he ignored reality to escape into the world where he was omega chad and had dozens of women lusting after him.

From there the delusions spiraled more and more.

I wonder actually, if looking back through chris chan history, if there was more examples of blatant delusion and schitzo behaviour that just flew under the radar as "Oh it's just chris's tism"

I don't know much about it, but the liquid chris saga could very well be an example of this. Chris believing he was in contact with nintendo as well might have been him believing it out of shear preference for that reality rather then actually being logically convinced etc.

 

[Snuckening]

This might be a stretch, but it's also possible that Chris came up with the term himself, like basing it on the two Pokemon moves.

I dunno. Same exact name (including the contraction from "true sight" to "truesight"), same exact definition- it'd be a crazy co-incidence if Chris just thought that up, independent of DnD's "truesight". Especially considering Chris's habit of stealing ideas from where-ever and inserting them, unaltered, into his CWCville fantasies.

https://www.dandwiki.com/wiki/5e_SRD:Truesight

I'm guessing he picked it up off someone with some DnD player- and probably recently, or else he would have mentioned his amazing truesight during the 'merge' bullshit.

 

[Pickle Inspector]

I love how Chris had to come up with some irredeemably stupid excuse as to why he's eating out invisible waifus.

It’s kind of worrying though how Chris insists he can see the various Sonichus.

Honestly that's probably what got him into all of this.

Chris really early on had part of his requirments be having to meet in real life to engage in a relationship.

However his desperation probably led him to just force himself to pretend all these women online were genuine women, and he ignored reality to escape into the world where he was omega chad and had dozens of women lusting after him.

From there the delusions spiraled more and more.

I wonder actually, if looking back through chris chan history, if there was more examples of blatant delusion and schitzo behaviour that just flew under the radar as "Oh it's just chris's tism"

I don't know much about it, but the liquid chris saga could very well be an example of this. Chris believing he was in contact with nintendo as well might have been him believing it out of shear preference for that reality rather then actually being logically convinced etc.

The first example I can remember is when Chris was having an out loud conversation with Sonichu during his meeting about removing his love quest sign with his college dean Mary Lee Walsh -

What exactly transpired during the meeting is a source of much debate, as the only accounts made public are written by Chris and thus heavily biased. What is known is that during the meeting, Chris pretended to converse out loud with Sonichu (relaying what Sonichu "said" to her). Then, after what Chris described as being "talked down...to RUDELY AND HOARSELY," he verbally attacked her in a fit of rage, going so far as to hex her with the dreaded Curse-ye-ha-me-ha.

 

[BigTubboWithLittleChina]

It’s kind of worrying though how Chris insists he can see the various Sonichus.

Not really. It's just a little kid insisting that his imaginary friends are real, despite any awkward evidence to the contrary. In a little kid, it can be kind of endearing if a bit exasperating.

Chris is a 36-year-old man.

 

[Deadpool]

I dunno. Same exact name (including the contraction from "true sight" to "truesight"), same exact definition- it'd be a crazy co-incidence if Chris just thought that up, independent of DnD's "truesight". Especially considering Chris's habit of stealing ideas from where-ever and inserting them, unaltered, into his CWCville fantasies.

https://www.dandwiki.com/wiki/5e_SRD:Truesight

I'm guessing he picked it up off someone with some DnD player- and probably recently, or else he would have mentioned his amazing truesight during the 'merge' bullshit.

Dude calm down. I'm sure one of the dozen trolls Chris has let mind fuck him this year planted that idea.

Chris can't manage to play simple card games well enough to beat literal children. Can you imagine how terrible he'd be at a game as complex as D&D? Combine that with the fact his character couldn't be an OP Mary Sue with all the powers at level 1, and no one will make him a Sonichu race to play as, D&D wouldn't interest him.

 

[Milk Mage]

Chris is telling the truth guys; I just ascended to CPU Grey Shart, esteemed CPU Goddess of the Action Max VHS system.

God help me

 

[The American Hedgehog]

Chris is thinking of switching out a can of Monster Ultra for a V8 energy drink.

 

[BigTubboWithLittleChina]

Only 50 calories per can, apparently. Of course, this probably leads to Chris thinking 'hmmm, well that means it won't hurt if I have a can or two more per day, among which', and the cosmic ballet continues.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

I'm guessing he picked it up off someone with some DnD player- and probably recently, or else he would have mentioned his amazing truesight during the 'merge' bullshit.

He first mentioned it during the merge.

 

[Milk Mage]

Chris is thinking of switching out a can of Monster Ultra for a V8 energy drink.

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"Monster Ultra"
Christ, I knew Chris picked up some boomer traits from his parents, but I didn't think it was this bad

 

[The American Hedgehog]

Someone named ChaoticChimera blocked Chris on Twitter, and he bitches about it.

 

[zap2theextreme]

I like the little CWCisms he has for getting upset. "Hitting a wall at mach speed" "Crashing into slumber" "Heart-Level shattering to 0%"

 

[The Fool]

Mis-Content

 

[The American Hedgehog]

These are the tweets between Chris and ChaoticChimera:

 

[Vivica A. Fox]

I wish Chris got real friends so he could re-learn to speak the English language, as opposed to this progressing gobbledeegook. I swear it's getting worse and worse.

 

[Fleshy Sanik]

Chris doesn't have any experience with DnD does he? I'd have thought it wasn't bright and colorful enough to keep his attention.

A few months back a cartoon character came with Chris and met his friends at the game store and watched them play dnd.....

So he went alone to the store and stared at a group of people playing games there while playing make believe in his head

Edit.
Oh dear, it was over a year ago.
https://sonichu.com/cwcki/November_2017

 

[The American Hedgehog]

 

[Brian Butterfield]

Definitely did not need a super close-up of Magi-chan there, Chris. Also, he doesn't even dye his hair with blue toilet cleaner anymore, he needs to re-memorize what he looks like.

 

[Bassomatic]

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That is scary, for so many different reasons.

 

[zap2theextreme]

I will never understand why out of all the Sonichus Chris choose Magi-chan as the one to go gay for. Wouldn't you think it'd be his original TRUE and HONEST creation Sonichu?