حلال LagoonaBlue / Harriet Louise Connor / BendyRuler / erapony / HazzaScottish / Hazza Jermface / erajermface / imeverypony - Big titty, fat trollshielding brony with Jontron, Rick, and karate fetishes, disgusting nymphomaniac bunny boiler and child hater

would you sniff lagoona's pony panties?

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Functioning labels have limited usefulness. They're helpful for individuals who can then be protected by certain laws, but you could have an autistic person who can cook for themselves but can't talk or write, or an autistic person who can talk and go abroad to Germany to have sex but at the same time lack a filter and hit themselves in the shower when Noel Fielding blocks their account.

Regardless of whether she is online or not anymore, someone must have talked to her or made her deactivate the majority of her accounts. It's not something that she would do on her own initiative.
 
There have been times when I had thought about how nice it would be to give Harriet a go, even before this thread. For a while I talked to her and we were passive acquaintances. This was prior to her going mental about being banned from talking to Chris, but I never had a problem with her, and still think that while she is a total lolcow, I would talk to her again, but I understand why she wouldn't want to talk to me. I violated her trust.

Anyways, a few times while talking to her she would show me pictures and media of herself. I wasn't really fucking anyone at the time, and tbh, I dig the plain Scotish look and the fat fucking titties. I would angle conversation kinda sexual, and to be completely frank, I had a few rigorous whack sessions while looking at her lips flapping about and her titties bouncing around in her videos.

I had this one fantasy about her where I was a patient and she was an orderly. Not really a nurse, more there to tend to my care. Anyways, came into my room and tells me that there was an abnormal reading on a blood test and that she needed to give me an exam. She used the stirrups on the bed and I was somewhat confused about what was going on, but I trusted her. She put some ointment on her fingers, lowered my underpants and sharply jammed her fingers into my rectum, aggressively manipulating my prostate. I go to groan but she looked up at me and made a "shhh" motion with her fingers. She had the power so I knew to give in.

By that time she was penetrating deeper into my rectum and I could faintly feel the scraping of her nails against the inner ring of my anus. People have two buttholes btw, one is sorta a safety gap. Anyways, by that time I was beginning to enjoy the feeling and my scrotum began to contract. With each thrust and caress of my prostate I could feel my cock jump and my balls tighten. I couldn't hold it back anymore. I just looked down at her and said this...

And it was the best fucking cum I ever had.
 
There have been times when I had thought about how nice it would be to give Harriet a go, even before this thread. For a while I talked to her and we were passive acquaintances. This was prior to her going mental about being banned from talking to Chris, but I never had a problem with her, and still think that while she is a total lolcow, I would talk to her again, but I understand why she wouldn't want to talk to me. I violated her trust.

Anyways, a few times while talking to her she would show me pictures and media of herself. I wasn't really fucking anyone at the time, and tbh, I dig the plain Scotish look and the fat fucking titties. I would angle conversation kinda sexual, and to be completely frank, I had a few rigorous whack sessions while looking at her lips flapping about and her titties bouncing around in her videos.

I had this one fantasy about her where I was a patient and she was an orderly. Not really a nurse, more there to tend to my care. Anyways, came into my room and tells me that there was an abnormal reading on a blood test and that she needed to give me an exam. She used the stirrups on the bed and I was somewhat confused about what was going on, but I trusted her. She put some ointment on her fingers, lowered my underpants and sharply jammed her fingers into my rectum, aggressively manipulating my prostate. I go to groan but she looked up at me and made a "shhh" motion with her fingers. She had the power so I knew to give in.

By that time she was penetrating deeper into my rectum and I could faintly feel the scraping of her nails against the inner ring of my anus. People have two buttholes btw, one is sorta a safety gap. Anyways, by that time I was beginning to enjoy the feeling and my scrotum began to contract. With each thrust and caress of my prostate I could feel my cock jump and my balls tighten. I couldn't hold it back anymore. I just looked down at her and said this...

And it was the best fucking cum I ever had.

Wonderful. Just fucking wonderful. You know how they say you shudder when someone walks over your grave? Well the entire Chinese People's Liberation Army must be marching back and forth over mine.
 
There have been times when I had thought about how nice it would be to give Harriet a go, even before this thread. For a while I talked to her and we were passive acquaintances. This was prior to her going mental about being banned from talking to Chris, but I never had a problem with her, and still think that while she is a total lolcow, I would talk to her again, but I understand why she wouldn't want to talk to me. I violated her trust.

Anyways, a few times while talking to her she would show me pictures and media of herself. I wasn't really fucking anyone at the time, and tbh, I dig the plain Scotish look and the fat fucking titties. I would angle conversation kinda sexual, and to be completely frank, I had a few rigorous whack sessions while looking at her lips flapping about and her titties bouncing around in her videos.

I had this one fantasy about her where I was a patient and she was an orderly. Not really a nurse, more there to tend to my care. Anyways, came into my room and tells me that there was an abnormal reading on a blood test and that she needed to give me an exam. She used the stirrups on the bed and I was somewhat confused about what was going on, but I trusted her. She put some ointment on her fingers, lowered my underpants and sharply jammed her fingers into my rectum, aggressively manipulating my prostate. I go to groan but she looked up at me and made a "shhh" motion with her fingers. She had the power so I knew to give in.

By that time she was penetrating deeper into my rectum and I could faintly feel the scraping of her nails against the inner ring of my anus. People have two buttholes btw, one is sorta a safety gap. Anyways, by that time I was beginning to enjoy the feeling and my scrotum began to contract. With each thrust and caress of my prostate I could feel my cock jump and my balls tighten. I couldn't hold it back anymore. I just looked down at her and said this...

And it was the best fucking cum I ever had.
ok someone narrate this now
 
There have been times when I had thought about how nice it would be to give Harriet a go, even before this thread. For a while I talked to her and we were passive acquaintances. This was prior to her going mental about being banned from talking to Chris, but I never had a problem with her, and still think that while she is a total lolcow, I would talk to her again, but I understand why she wouldn't want to talk to me. I violated her trust.

Anyways, a few times while talking to her she would show me pictures and media of herself. I wasn't really fucking anyone at the time, and tbh, I dig the plain Scotish look and the fat fucking titties. I would angle conversation kinda sexual, and to be completely frank, I had a few rigorous whack sessions while looking at her lips flapping about and her titties bouncing around in her videos.

I had this one fantasy about her where I was a patient and she was an orderly. Not really a nurse, more there to tend to my care. Anyways, came into my room and tells me that there was an abnormal reading on a blood test and that she needed to give me an exam. She used the stirrups on the bed and I was somewhat confused about what was going on, but I trusted her. She put some ointment on her fingers, lowered my underpants and sharply jammed her fingers into my rectum, aggressively manipulating my prostate. I go to groan but she looked up at me and made a "shhh" motion with her fingers. She had the power so I knew to give in.

By that time she was penetrating deeper into my rectum and I could faintly feel the scraping of her nails against the inner ring of my anus. People have two buttholes btw, one is sorta a safety gap. Anyways, by that time I was beginning to enjoy the feeling and my scrotum began to contract. With each thrust and caress of my prostate I could feel my cock jump and my balls tighten. I couldn't hold it back anymore. I just looked down at her and said this...

And it was the best fucking cum I ever had.

My own addition: It was then that Yawning Sneasel awoke with a start. Confused, he glanced around blearily blinking as one does when one falls asleep unexpectedly. Unsurprisingly, the front of his panties were wet with ejaculate. This did not concern him as it was a common daily occurrence, however the massive pain in his rectum did. He looked down and saw that in his sleep he had managed to jam his entire fist completely up his ass. Where it remains to this very day. The End.

Degenerate.

ok someone narrate this now

Done. Mic sucks, so apologies about the quality.

I confess that I took some creative liberties, but the bulk of credit to this horrific prose belongs entirely to @yawning sneasel

Enjoy or don't: https://vocaroo.com/i/s0ureSVUoG15
 
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