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thebonesauce said:
Phil has definitely gotten boring.

What are the chances that he continues with the tip goals? He claims that they were done yesterday buuuut I’m in the camp that he’s gonna keep doing it, sporadically at best, daily at worst.
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Yeah Phil is definitely getting stale. Need some juicy lore to get out, like Phil's secret spending or more Kat legal issues
 
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There is always a phase where Phil is incredibly boring for his viewers and detractors alike, he goes a long way to make streams as boring for everybody as possible. Take GTA3 for example where he turned off the music on top of his terrible "commentary" and gaming skills. Sometimes, when he thinks he doesn't get enough pity bux, he walks that extra mile to punish his remaining fans by being boring on purpose.
 
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You know YT's suggestions algorithm is pretty much a fucked up mess when the theme "cooking" does not only suggest a video of an outdoor survival series, but also... well, at least it's coming from a former detractor team:

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PenisMuncher23 said:
Phil's doctor told him to never exercise again or else his legs/back will be injured, even though his back is much better for some reason.
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Phil's old doctor must be the brother of his old accountant. I cannot imagine a doctor advising a patient as young as D$P was to not do any exercise because of one herniated disk in his back. If it was that serious as to exclude all forms of exercise it would have required surgery to fuse the disk.
 
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Raven'sChild said:
Phil's old doctor must be the brother of his old accountant. I cannot imagine a doctor advising a patient as young as D$P was to not do any exercise because of one herniated disk in his back. If it was that serious as to exclude all forms of exercise it would have required surgery to fuse the disk.
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probably he told him not to exerted himself. as in 'dont do too much workout' or something and phil stupidly assume it means dont exercise at all
 
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AckAckNothingICouldDo said:
Good god. This guy looks probably older than his father.

BTW what the fuck is with his hairline???

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He needs money for plugs. Bugged hair folicle mechanics.

Also, that TV will forever be cocked and hanging off that stand because this dumbass refuses to rearrange his room.

Also, saw someone earlier mention that his face looks fatter and I’m just noticing now that his cheeks are definitely getting chunkier.
 
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BallBuster said:
He needs money for plugs. Bugged hair folicle mechanics.

Also, that TV will forever be cocked and hanging off that stand because this dumbass refuses to rearrange his room.

Also, saw someone earlier mention that his face looks fatter and I’m just noticing now that his cheeks are definitely getting chunkier.
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How can that be? Haven't you seen those delicious healthy meals that Kat cooks? Also, he gets plenty of vegetables from those V8 drinks. With his healthy lifestyle he should be in tip top shape.
 
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AckAckNothingICouldDo said:
Good god. This guy looks probably older than his father.

BTW what the fuck is with his hairline???

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It's no wonder why he doesn't want his camera to stream in 1080p. Who the fuck wants to look at that pale, ugly, balding middle-aged manbaby as he sits there with a perpetual scowl on his face in HD... or even SD for that matter?
 
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Kermit the Frog said:
It's no wonder why he doesn't want his camera to stream in 1080p. Who the fuck wants to look at that pale, ugly, balding middle-aged manbaby as he sits there with a perpetual scowl on his face in HD... or even SD for that matter?
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Everyone that makes fan art for him, they view him as a muscular hunk in his prime. [insert closet emote]
 
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A doctor that tells him not to do any exercise because he would hurt himself. Sounds like Dr. Nick Rivera of Washington State.
It's not like there are tons of sports where he could not hurt himself, just look for old people's exercises like Osteoporosis dancing. I would recommend swimming but I guess Dave would fuck this one up as well.
 
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