Robby Pilkington / Tonkasaw / Robi Vio - Failed pro-wrestler, failing IBS anchor, toughest guy on the internet

[NSA]

This is fucking brutal. Failure going in.

 

[MediocreMilt]

Whoa, a Kumite personality streaming with a chat that's not full of wrenches? Haven't seen that in awhile.

 

[verissimus]

Whoa, a Kumite personality streaming with a chat that's not full of wrenches? Haven't seen that in awhile.

And at least 3 times the Kumite size. This is incredible.

 

[Superman93]

Viva la raza indeed

 

[DiceLord]

He's easily made more in this livestream than last few kumite episodes

 

[Fuzhou]

Failure sounds more alive than he has in months.

 

[Zilortha]

This is glorious. He's broken the conditioning.

 

[Superman93]

VampTranny has Stockholm syndrome confirmed?!??!

 

[verissimus]

Well at least Tonka still has Kraut right?

 

[instythot]

I'd consider the fact that he didn't even get licensed for the fight a smoking gun.
It's the exact same as a hotel room: it proves he never had any intention on showing up or fighting.

EDIT: Failure is live now. He's selling him out lol.

"It's 100% his fault. The guy might not want to admit it, but this is a fucking L. People are still trying to set a fight up, but I don't think that's going to happen".

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vZ0QN0kpsTU

DOUBLE EDIT:
Failure said he's cutting ties with Tonka. He said he wants nothing to do with this anymore. Wew.

Failya's tellin' em

 

[Goku 1000000 O]

Well at least Tonka still has Kraut right?

Vee and Matt are disavowing him apparently.
Its all over for him unless he has some top tier dirt on Andy, even then I doubt it.

 

[Zilortha]

Vee and Matt are disavowing him apparently.
Its all over for him unless he has some top tier dirt on Andy, even then I doubt it.

He's done man. His friends, his fans, everyone is disavowing.
I don't think there's any dirt that could bring him back from this.

 

[MediocreMilt]

Well at least Tonka still has Kraut right?

Yes, Kraut and this "polysexual," "single but not looking" wolf.

 

[instythot]

So how long did they have to turn in their blood tests? I'm sitting here listening to the Rikeita stream and there's all this bullshit about discrepancies between conversations, bomb threats and contract shit, and this all seems like shitty deflection.

I'm going to assume they had at least 2 weeks to turn in their results, and not only did this motherfucker miss the deadline, he was right on the edge of the extended deadline. On top of that, the names were different. This fucker has the gall to say its partially the venue's fault because they don't want to unravel this lazy injun's clusterfuck in the 4 days they have before the fight is supposed to happen? I want this fight to happen my ass.

What a lazy cowardly piece of shit.

It can't be difficult paperwork to fill out. Andy Fucking Warski managed to complete it correctly. I would put money on Donga saying "well, you do whatever you gotta do" in his most passive aggressive tone of voice when paperwork issues were brought to his attention

I also think the "differing narratives" Donga claims each combatant was given around the sabotage clause was because nobody viewed Andy as being liable to cause a problem, they just wanted him to sign the same stupid special contract Donga was getting to prevent more stupidity and autism

Vee and Matt are disavowing him apparently.

Oh no. Whatever shall he do?

 

[Fish Doctor]

Failure was asked if he thinks Tonka is a compulsive liar. He says "I'm afraid so".

 

[Freeman]

Ralph has to kick Winters and Logan again tonight, there's still some mopping up to do.

 

[Superman93]

 

[Smarty Pants]

It can't be difficult paperwork to fill out. Andy Fucking Warski managed to complete it correctly. I would put money on Donga saying "well, you do whatever you gotta do" in his most passive aggressive tone of voice when paperwork issues were brought to his attention

I also think the "differing narratives" Donga claims each combatant was given around the sabotage clause was because nobody viewed Andy as being liable to cause a problem, they just wanted him to sign the same stupid special contract Donga was getting to prevent more stupidity and autism



Oh no. Whatever shall he do?

The sabotage clause isn't nearly as big of a deal as Michael tried to make it out to be. I don't get why he was dwelling on it.

Also according to Failure Kraut is in Donga's VC right this minute. Gay ops are afoot, gentlemen.

 

[Dank Wankula]

Well, failyah certainly told 'em.
Told donga squaw and his tribe to fuck right off, that is.

 

[Goblin King]

I never thought I'd see the day that Failure would shake off that parasite.

"TELL EM FAILURE..."

He did Tonka...he told us just how much of a liar you are. Not that we didn't know, but being vindicated by a close friend of his is like taking a line with Cokeski.

Euphoric. *tips fedora*