Robby Pilkington / Tonkasaw / Robi Vio - Failed pro-wrestler, failing IBS anchor, toughest guy on the internet

Purpose of stream?

  • "I'm not an Internet person and i'm done"

    Votes: 12 27.9%
  • "I'm going to keep streaming in some different way."

    Votes: 7 16.3%
  • Just a troll, not going to stream.

    Votes: 8 18.6%
  • Live suicide

    Votes: 16 37.2%

  • Total voters
    43
  • Poll closed .
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Apparently the punishment for forging a notarized document is pretty hefty:

Source: https://www.criminaldefenselawyer.com/resources/forgery-laws-tennessee.htm

In Tennessee, the crime of forgery consists of forging any written item with the intent to defraud or harm another. Written items include any document but also coins, badges, credit cards, and seals.

Under Tennessee law, to forge means to:

  • make, sign, or alter any written document by signing another person’s name, by altering the time or place of signature, or in order to pass off the writing as a copy of an original that does not exist
  • make false entries in records or books
  • use, present, or transfer a forged item (also known as “uttering” a forged instrument)
  • possess a forged instrument with the intent to utter it.
Examples of forgery include:

  • signing another person’s name on a check
  • altering the amount on a check without permission
  • cashing a forged check at a bank
  • creating a fake deed or other real estate document
  • altering a financial document such as a promissory note, and
  • using a forged instrument or document to obtain or transfer property or money.
Intent to defraud or injure another means an intent to get money or property that was not intended for the offender, or take legal action that the offender is not authorized to do, such as transferring property. Injury refers to a loss of money or other legal or financial injury. For general information about forgery and fraud crimes, see Forgery Laws and Penalties.

Classification and Penalties
Forgery crimes can be felonies or misdemeanors in Tennessee and are classified according to the value involved. For example, when a forgery crime involves no more than $500—a check for $250—the crime is a misdemeanor. The values, classification and possibly penalties are as follows:

  • $500 or less – Class A misdemeanor punishable by up to 11 months and 20 days in jail or a fine up to $2,500, or both
  • more than $500 but less than $1,000 – Class E felony punishable by 1 – 6 years in prison and a fine up to $3,000
  • more than $1,000 but less than $10,000 – Class D felony punishable by 2 – 12 years in prison and a fine up to $5,000
  • more than $10,000 but less than $60,000 – Class C felony punishable by 3 – 15 years in prison and a fine up to $10,000
  • more than $60,000 but less than $250,000 – Class B felony punishable by 8 – 30 years in prison and a fine up to $25,000
  • more than $250,000 – Class A felony punishable by 15 - 60 years in prison and a fine up to $50,000
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EDIT: so if he really cost Valor over 6K, he's in trouble lol
 
At 9:26 on sped up version. Not sure if this got addressed or not in this thread or Andy's, but my knowledge of MMA is very limited and someone with more knowledge of MMA can clear it up if I'm wrong. Pretty sure he's mixing dark matches from wrestling with MMA.
He's claiming he was involved in illegal underground mma fights like some JCVD movie, he's full of shit, pulled the term 'dark fights' out of his ass to describe it.
 
Apparently the punishment for forging a notarized document is pretty hefty:

Source: https://www.criminaldefenselawyer.com/resources/forgery-laws-tennessee.htm

In Tennessee, the crime of forgery consists of forging any written item with the intent to defraud or harm another. Written items include any document but also coins, badges, credit cards, and seals.

Under Tennessee law, to forge means to:

  • make, sign, or alter any written document by signing another person’s name, by altering the time or place of signature, or in order to pass off the writing as a copy of an original that does not exist
  • make false entries in records or books
  • use, present, or transfer a forged item (also known as “uttering” a forged instrument)
  • possess a forged instrument with the intent to utter it.
Examples of forgery include:

  • signing another person’s name on a check
  • altering the amount on a check without permission
  • cashing a forged check at a bank
  • creating a fake deed or other real estate document
  • altering a financial document such as a promissory note, and
  • using a forged instrument or document to obtain or transfer property or money.
Intent to defraud or injure another means an intent to get money or property that was not intended for the offender, or take legal action that the offender is not authorized to do, such as transferring property. Injury refers to a loss of money or other legal or financial injury. For general information about forgery and fraud crimes, see Forgery Laws and Penalties.

Classification and Penalties
Forgery crimes can be felonies or misdemeanors in Tennessee and are classified according to the value involved. For example, when a forgery crime involves no more than $500—a check for $250—the crime is a misdemeanor. The values, classification and possibly penalties are as follows:

  • $500 or less – Class A misdemeanor punishable by up to 11 months and 20 days in jail or a fine up to $2,500, or both
  • more than $500 but less than $1,000 – Class E felony punishable by 1 – 6 years in prison and a fine up to $3,000
  • more than $1,000 but less than $10,000 – Class D felony punishable by 2 – 12 years in prison and a fine up to $5,000
  • more than $10,000 but less than $60,000 – Class C felony punishable by 3 – 15 years in prison and a fine up to $10,000
  • more than $60,000 but less than $250,000 – Class B felony punishable by 8 – 30 years in prison and a fine up to $25,000
  • more than $250,000 – Class A felony punishable by 15 - 60 years in prison and a fine up to $50,000
Hopefully at some point during the festivities Nick Rickieta will make some time to explain whether Tonka is likely criminally liable, and if so whether in Tennessee, Alabama, or Federal.
 
This has probably been asked in the last day or so...but is there ANYTHING Tonka can do to redeem himself? Maybe people might forgive him if he was honest maybe? Show himself? Address how he never intended to fight why he would do this to himself? Apologize for wasting people's time? Leave the internet for a while?

EDIT: He'll still be a Pussy regardless.
I don't necessarily believe that it's impossible once enough grass has grown over the issue. The problem is that while people make comparisons with Baked Alaska and MundaneMatt, Tonka has shit the bed in a more spectacular way than both of them. As a matter of fact I don't even know if Tonka's implosion is second only to Kraut's or even worse. We're dealing with some platinum quality Julay Tonka produced over the course of almost a year.

@Secret Asshole put it in a more eloquent way than I ever could. What I would like to add is that Tonka had a once in a lifetime chance not only to beat the shit out of Andy, but also make everyone who was #TeamAndy eat shit, only for him to pussy out and prove all his detractors, who claimed him to be all bark but no bite, to be correct beyond any reasonable doubt. Tonka losing the fight wouldn't have been nearly as embarrassing as the current timeline where he will be remembered as a guy who bitched out of a fight against a functionally rеtarded manchild who's objectively a bigger lolcow than most skeptics. This whole thing being about Andy makes it only 100 times worse for Chieftan Quivering Pussy. Not to mention all the financial, professional and now possibly legal fuckups.

Taking everything into account, all his antics, all his ops, all his lies and everything that can be proven as a fact, Tonka will also be remembered as...
  • a bigger rеtard than Andy
  • a more soy titted bitch than MundaneMatt
  • a more pathetic excuse of a man than Zeph
  • more of a Frenchman than JF
  • an internet nobody who pointlessly alienated his audience in a harsher way than Baked Alaska
  • someone who proved Zoom right
  • possibly a bigger flailing spastic than Kraut

Maybe not impossible, but I would, at the time of me writing this post, categorize his chances for a redemption arc as 'highly unlikely'.
 
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Finally had a chance to get through the entire apology. It's been mentioned before, but Christ, what garbage.

"so there were a lot of things in play"
"and now this guy did this thing"
"i'd like to reschedule but they got their thing"

What are these things Donga? Explain what is happening. People call you a liar because you always talk in vagaries

The really confusing part is how he flat out denies that he tried to shift blame to the promoter during the Rackets interview. Everyone heard him do that. Does he think his fans won't follow him around to his various appearances on other streams?
 
Hopefully at some point during the festivities Nick Rickieta will make some time to explain whether Tonka is likely criminally liable, and if so whether in Tennessee, Alabama, or Federal.
Yes exactly, we need a real lawyer man to confirm this:

"more than $1,000 but less than $10,000 – Class D felony punishable by 2 – 12 years in prison and a fine up to $5,000"

Andy claimed on twitter that Valor says they lost over $6000 in refunds.

If Nick is reading this, I also want to know if Class-D felon Donga is guilty of 2 counts or only one here, since he forged a fake name AND forged a notary document, both to trick Valor.

I am burning with curiosity.
 
Apparently the punishment for forging a notarized document is pretty hefty:

Source: https://www.criminaldefenselawyer.com/resources/forgery-laws-tennessee.htm

In Tennessee, the crime of forgery consists of forging any written item with the intent to defraud or harm another. Written items include any document but also coins, badges, credit cards, and seals.

Under Tennessee law, to forge means to:

  • make, sign, or alter any written document by signing another person’s name, by altering the time or place of signature, or in order to pass off the writing as a copy of an original that does not exist
  • make false entries in records or books
  • use, present, or transfer a forged item (also known as “uttering” a forged instrument)
  • possess a forged instrument with the intent to utter it.
Examples of forgery include:

  • signing another person’s name on a check
  • altering the amount on a check without permission
  • cashing a forged check at a bank
  • creating a fake deed or other real estate document
  • altering a financial document such as a promissory note, and
  • using a forged instrument or document to obtain or transfer property or money.
Intent to defraud or injure another means an intent to get money or property that was not intended for the offender, or take legal action that the offender is not authorized to do, such as transferring property. Injury refers to a loss of money or other legal or financial injury. For general information about forgery and fraud crimes, see Forgery Laws and Penalties.

Classification and Penalties
Forgery crimes can be felonies or misdemeanors in Tennessee and are classified according to the value involved. For example, when a forgery crime involves no more than $500—a check for $250—the crime is a misdemeanor. The values, classification and possibly penalties are as follows:

  • $500 or less – Class A misdemeanor punishable by up to 11 months and 20 days in jail or a fine up to $2,500, or both
  • more than $500 but less than $1,000 – Class E felony punishable by 1 – 6 years in prison and a fine up to $3,000
  • more than $1,000 but less than $10,000 – Class D felony punishable by 2 – 12 years in prison and a fine up to $5,000
  • more than $10,000 but less than $60,000 – Class C felony punishable by 3 – 15 years in prison and a fine up to $10,000
  • more than $60,000 but less than $250,000 – Class B felony punishable by 8 – 30 years in prison and a fine up to $25,000
  • more than $250,000 – Class A felony punishable by 15 - 60 years in prison and a fine up to $50,000
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EDIT: so if he really cost Valor over 6K, he's in trouble lol

Yeah, but when he gets out he'll still be mad at Ralph and we can get some no holds barred felon on felon action!

He's claiming he was involved in illegal underground mma fights like some JCVD movie, he's full of shit, pulled the term 'dark fights' out of his ass to describe it.

Come on. Basements are often dark
 
Yes exactly, we need a real lawyer man to confirm this:

"more than $1,000 but less than $10,000 – Class D felony punishable by 2 – 12 years in prison and a fine up to $5,000"

Andy claimed on twitter that Valor says they lost over $6000 in refunds.

If Nick is reading this, I also want to know if Class-D felon Donga is guilty of 2 counts or only one here, since he forged a fake name AND forged a notary document, both to trick Valor.

I am burning with curiosity.
What jumps out at me as likely saving him and keeping this in Civil court is:
Intent to defraud or injure another means an intent to get money or property that was not intended for the offender, or take legal action that the offender is not authorized to do, such as transferring property.
I think general consensus is that his master plan was to back out of the fight while pretending he wanted it to happen (to save face on the internet) rather than to scam money from Valor or Andy or anyone else.

But I am not a lawyer.
 
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