Robby Pilkington / Tonkasaw / Robi Vio - Failed pro-wrestler, failing IBS anchor, toughest guy on the internet

[Druveer]

I haven't seen this talked about here. The tweet by Rari was made during Failures time on Ralphs stream.

 

[not william stenchever]

explain oxyberrys to me

Allegations that Tonka loves him some painkillers.

 

[Spooky]

Allegations that Tonka loves him some painkillers.

It fits with a lot of rumors about him and behaviors he shows, particularly the back injury one

 

[ComeoutandJULAY]

Spoiler: Donga's apology in a nutshell

 

[Waves]

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Whole lot of gang shit. I just cant believe how great this year started off. It almost seems anything that happens this year would play in comparison to donga

Whole lot of gang shit. I just cant believe how great this year started off. It almost seems anything that happens this year would play in comparison to donga

Pale*
I swear I'm not trout

 

[nyess]

Tonka sounds like every mexican who loses a fight in las vegas

 

[Superman93]

Tonkasaw: Internet Tough Guy. You made Kiwi-Farms history ya goof

 

[Disrespected Pronouns]

I haven't seen this talked about here. The tweet by Rari was made during Failures time on Ralphs stream.

On one hand, it's certainly not impossible. Failure's "broken up" with Tonka something like three times already, but he immediately goes back. And there's no doubt in my mind that Failure has been used to do dirt to people on Tonka's behalf.

On the other hand, Rari was crazy salty that people were giving money and attention to Failure, he claimed that this was all part of a single grand op that has been in the works since October but hasn't talked about it before or since that flurry of tweets, and whereas people keep cutting breaks for Failure after he fucks up, seemingly nobody trusts Rari.

I think that the Knoxville Knockout Krew would be wise to keep Failure at an arms length, and I personally suspect that he's only doing this because he needs to hitch to a new wagon to get tendie money, but even my gay tinfoil wearing ass doesn't quite buy it.

 

[Goblin King]

explain oxyberrys to me

I'll indulge your lack of internet-autism to fallow all of this. I'll say it normally first and then in meme-speak.

Tonka and company livestream for money(Superchats). Taking in account how Tonka is sometimes low-energy, forgets what he has says and has slurred speech (See Valor interview for example for all three). We suspect he may be taking it too many drugs of some kind. (Weed, Oxycotton and Xanax.)

Ex : Donga tribe sends smokescreen for superberries. Donga tribe need them to exchange for Oxyberries.

 

[Captain Manning]

 

[ComeoutandJULAY]

Doug TenNapel of all people talks about Donga with Rackets and his wife:

 

[SargonsWifesSon]

Yo guys, been lurking this forum on and off for about a year since IBS but this whole Donga-story is what finally made me sign up. Kinda always felt like he was full of shit, talked a big game and had nothing more going for him than a good radio voice but I could’ve never imagined the situation being this extreme. It’s miserable, just miserable.

The fact many of us were 99% sure from day one that he would try and get out of the fight and now it’s off says it all. Say what you will about Andy but he’s basically an open book and he seemed genuinely excited about the fight, which makes sense since his hatred for Donga is so deep. The uncovering of more details and dissecting of Donga’s lies makes for good entertainment but at this point it’s not like we need more proof to know that he is a pathological liar. His lying kinda reminds me of a guy I used to know.

It was frustrating because the guy I’m talking about was actually quite likable but he couldn’t help himself from telling obvious lies I guess due to some inferiority complex and if you called him out on it, he would only double down on the lie. The only person who could ever get him to admit he was lying was his best friend. He would go ”guy, you are lying”, and after denying it for a bit the guy would lower his head and go ”OK, fine.” There was something beautiful about it and this is what I want to hear from Donga right now, although I don’t expect too. The more details the better but a simple confession that he is no more than an internet shit talker who got called out on it would suffice. It would only redeem him like 0,03% but it would bring enormous satisfaction to everyone who sat through all of his lies on the Rekieta stream. I also think it would be the smartest thing for him to do – redemption is impossible at this point but at least confessing will put an end to the humiliation sooner.

 

[TigOlBitties]

From his apology stream done about an hour ago....

He read

On one hand, it's certainly not impossible. Failure's "broken up" with Tonka something like three times already, but he immediately goes back. And there's no doubt in my mind that Failure has been used to do dirt to people on Tonka's behalf.

On the other hand, Rari was crazy salty that people were giving money and attention to Failure, he claimed that this was all part of a single grand op that has been in the works since October but hasn't talked about it before or since that flurry of tweets, and whereas people keep cutting breaks for Failure after he fucks up, seemingly nobody trusts Rari.

I think that the Knoxville Knockout Krew would be wise to keep Failure at an arms length, and I personally suspect that he's only doing this because he needs to hitch to a new wagon to get tendie money, but even my gay tinfoil wearing ass doesn't quite buy it.

I think it's legit. AP said he was the one that helped Failure gather his thoughts for his stream. I dunno how his other "breakups" went but he gave some good grievances here. He's also been MiA from the Kumite for a while and inconsistently hopping on when he does appear. His connection was already weak and Donga has no viable excuse for his autism.

Granted, Failure could've been roping AP in his disavow to somehow make AP look bad down the line. The only way this could happen is if Donga was proven right on everything but that's autism on autism on autism on autism.

 

[Superman93]

 

[Fougaro]

For old time's sake.

 

[SAX38]

Doug TenNapel of all people talks about Donga with Rackets and his wife:

The fact that the creator of Earthworm Jim is now talking about (and making fun of) Tonka... How does this guy not kill himself after all this?

 

[Exceptionally Exceptional]

So what I'm gathering from the last few pages is this:
Tonka, despite fucking up the paperwork and the fight no longer being officially on, is still for some reason going to Knoxville.
Tonka may have illegally forged notary seals and could be in legal trouble from that. Possibly being sued.
While everyone involved is still a massive sped, Tonka has been officially crowned the king of Spedapotemia. His coronation involves a ball gag and no lube.
Something something rape.

About right?

 

[Man vs persistent rat]

I think he claimed he still wants to do a fight, but I am not sure if his claimed travel is from an idiotic plan to do one ad-hoc, or if it's unrelated and he wants to do a formal organising. I don't doubt Andy wants to beat him unconscious, but he's already got 80% of his win and re-organising would be harder this time and waste even more of his time.

 

[Kittystyles1488]

I called this number earlier and it 100% sounded like Donga voice 256-473-9776

 

[Druveer]

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