Robby Pilkington / Tonkasaw / Robi Vio - Failed pro-wrestler, failing IBS anchor, toughest guy on the internet

[Waves]

It's getting to the point where videos calling him a bitch are going to ervertake his YouTube search results

 

[No creativity]

Hi I'm a girl. Can somebody explain to me who this guy is and why there's a big drama on him recently?

Donga, an Indian internet though guy who larps as a wrestler and may or may not be a cripple has the habit of challenging other internet personalities to fights. A coke addicted Canadian manlet takes him up on his offer and an official MMA fight is set up.

After months of shittalking, lying and several other shenanigans Donga decides to sign the contract for the fight with a fake name in a last-ditch effort to get it canceled. It works, but now he is completely disgraced and might be getting sued by the Venue where the fight was to be held for costing them a bunch of money.

 

[Tasty Tatty]

Someone asked what Tonka could do to recover from this?

It's not that hard: own it. Admit you were wrong, don't blame others but yourself, accept you fucked up, have some time off if you want, and come back without forgetting that you did wrong and try to build up from there.

That's the reason why Kraut or Matt are still badly perceived: because they never actually owned their mistakes and rather deflected, blamed others, and tried to say they never did anything wrong.

Of course, I really doubt this will happen because he already started by doing precisely that. But yeah, everybody is somehow redeemable.

 

[instythot]

This looks like it could have some tidbits, but I'll be damned if I'm listening to an 8 hour stream... of cog

 

[Bryan Dunn]

Someone asked what Tonka could do to recover from this?

There is absolutely nothing donga can do to have a redemption arc. Period

 

[OldGuy]

Indian internet though guy

He's not even a Indian.. that was a lie too, his mother is a redneck white trash and his dad is a sex offender, so he's 50% white trash and 50% sex offender

He's also not a tough guy, so everything about him is a fucking lie lol

 

[TheWatchfulFurfag]

There is absolutely nothing donga can do to have a redemption arc. Period

>pussies out of a fight
>makes a promoter lose $6000 in ticket sales
>promoter has actual, quantifiable damages he can show to a judge

The fun's potentially just beginning, lads. He can provide laughs when he has to explain to a judge why he repeatedly and deliberately breached his contract, causing someone to lose out actual money in ticket sales.

I don't think "Donga scared. Donga no wrestle wrestle" is a legal excuse.

 

[Tobias]

>pussies out of a fight
>makes a promoter lose $6000 in ticket sales
>promoter has actual, quantifiable damages he can show to a judge

The fun's potentially just beginning, lads. He can provide laughs when he has to explain to a judge why he repeatedly and deliberately breached his contract, causing someone to lose out actual money in ticket sales.

You left out one other thing.

>potentially committed fraud by signing a fake name to a contract and potentially falsly notarized it.

 

[No creativity]

Someone asked what Tonka could do to recover from this?

It's not that hard: own it. Admit you were wrong, don't blame others but yourself, accept you fucked up, have some time off if you want, and come back without forgetting that you did wrong and try to build up from there.

That's the reason why Kraut or Matt are still badly perceived: because they never actually owned their mistakes and rather deflected, blamed others, and tried to say they never did anything wrong.

Of course, I really doubt this will happen because he already started by doing precisely that. But yeah, everybody is somehow redeemable.

I agree about Matt, but I think you're being too forgiving with Tonka. He'd have to at least reschedule the fight and get the shit kicked out of him like a man, after admitting he pussied out of course. Only then we can start talking about a redemption arc.
As for Kraut there's absolutely nothing he could to to even partially repair his reputation.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

This has been an amazing show, 2019 has been a great year so far.

 

[TheWatchfulFurfag]

You left out one other thing.

>potentially committed fraud by signing a fake name to a contract and potentially falsly notarized it.

Yeah, judges won't get the gay internet shit.

But they WILL get breaches of contract, damages and even fraud.

 

[instythot]

>pussies out of a fight
>makes a promoter lose $6000 in ticket sales
>promoter has actual, quantifiable damages he can show to a judge

The fun's potentially just beginning, lads. He can provide laughs when he has to explain to a judge why he repeatedly and deliberately breached his contract, causing someone to lose out actual money in ticket sales.

I don't think "Donga scared. Donga no wrestle wrestle" is a legal excuse.

There's clear liability on Donga's part and he's going to lose harder than the men Vamp gets plowed by after they take their Mexican cialis

The two things I'm curious about getting some insight from Rackets on are:

Does this action rise to the criminal level?
Does this recovery fall under one of those treble damages statutes?

 

[TheWatchfulFurfag]

There's clear liability on Donga's part and he's going to lose harder than the men Vamp gets plowed by after they take their Mexican cialis

The two things I'm curious about getting some insight from Rackets on are:

Does this action rise to the criminal level?
Does this recovery fall under one of those treble damages statutes?

It really would have been better for him to fight and take the L.

 

[Schlomo Silverscreenblatt]

Chief Metal Buffalo not fighting has brought more entertainment than him fighting and probably getting his ass whooped. If he fought and lost, yeah he'd get teased a bit but he could just move on and still have a lot of support for even doing it at all. Not fighting at all has caused whatever was left of his fans to leave him in droves and make fun of him with potential for even more.
Always prefer the slow burn

 

[Spooky]

People saying Donga would be better off fighting would be right if he was a normal healthy guy, but they are discounting the strong possibility he would aggravate a serious neck or back injury or already has one so bad he could not really fight

 

[pwincess fwuffypants]

Hi I'm a girl. Can somebody explain to me who this guy is and why there's a big drama on him recently?

A white trash guy from Alabama runs a youtube channel that was popular but is in serious decline due to bad decisions and audience being fickle. He compounded his bad decisions by challenging a Canadian owner of another minor youtube channel to fight him IRL in some minor wrestling league. The Leaf took him up on the challenge and suddenly Mr White Trash starts getting cold feet. Finally there comes a time when he has to say "Yes, I'm going to fight you, Leaf" and - he doesn't. White Trash says just about anything and everything BUT that. So now the part of the internet that's interested in them both is shitting all over the white trash guy and laughing at him. Does any of this matter in the grand scheme of things? No, 100 years from now, nobody is going to care or even remember. Is it somewhat entertaining drama right now? Yeah, I guess so. Are there legal ramifications to breaking contract with the fighting league? Probably although it depends on how motivated the league is to go after White Trash. One thing to win a judgement, quite another to collect on it.

 

[instythot]

People saying Donga would be better off fighting would be right if he was a normal healthy guy, but they are discounting the strong possibility he would aggravate a serious neck or back injury or already has one so bad he could not really fight

I was really hoping for the look of panic on Andy's face as he slowly realizes that there's a cripple in front of him that he now has to beat up on camera with his real name attached to it

But it turns out that no fight is better

 

[SargonsWifesSon]

Oh yeah, i forgot about Donga going to Knoxville. Any predictions?

Mine is that he doesn't go but claims he did and that Andy and the Krew hid from him all weekend making a confrontation and streetlight that Andy totally would have lost impossible

Yeah something like this seems likely. So far he's been accusing Andy of doing everything else that in reality he himself was guilty of so why stop now.

 

[Abominacione]

He'd have to at least reschedule the fight and get the shit kicked out of him like a man, after admitting he pussied out of course.

and then boogie will become a skinny highflyer in wwe, and dsp will make a deathless run of dark souls2, and sargon will be crowned king of the united kingdom, and kraut will uninstall discord, and.....

 

[Gustav Schuchardt]

and then boogie will become a skinny highflyer in wwe, and dsp will make a deathless run of dark souls2, and sargon will be crowned king of the united kingdom, and kraut will uninstall discord, and.....

Any one of these happening would be a sign of impending apocalypse.