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IslamicContentental Belt said:
Necky seems asexual or aromantic and they seem totally repulsed by each other.

I’m still looking forward to everyone writing fanfic to compete for crescent moon high scores though.
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You asked for it.

Amber and Becky lay side by side on pillow mountain, watching Wayne's World and eating KFC. Amber glanced sideways, taking in the sight of Becky; the confident way she wears her backwards Rugrats ballcap. The gentle curves of her neck and body. The sensual way she licked the chicken grease off her fingertips, slowly, eyes half closed.

There had been a dry spell lately at the Gaylord Manor, but in that moment, something stirred deep inside Amber, a hunger more profound than that for fried chicken.

The room was heady with the sensual aromas of perfume, Febreeze, Airwicks, Glade plug-ins, musty sheets, chicken grease, and dog hair. But a new smell was permeating the air. Pheromones.

"BAAAAAAYBEEEEEEE" said Amber. "BAYBEEEEEEEE WILL YOU RUB MY BACK??"

She didn't really need her back rubbed. But she craved any excuse for Becky to touch her. "Sure." said Becky, reaching over with one hand and gently stroking her back. "My dead cousin loved this movie."

"WASN'T THAT YOUR NEPHEW?" said Amber. "Ihavemanydeadrelatives" mumbled Becky, looking away, a stormy expression across her face.

For a split second, Amber was almost compelled to feel empathy and compassion. A vague sense of concern for another human being washed across her. It was unfamiliar. Unsettling. She tried to think of something else. She had to stop this.

"Mycousinwhodiedalwayslikedwhenwe-""BAYBEE WILL YOU PASS ME SOME MORE CHICKEN?"

And just like that, the moment was over. Becky reached into the bucket of chicken, leaving a single greasy handprint on the back of Amber's shirt. Becky looked introspective for a moment as she passed Amber a chicken thigh, but soon she was watching the movie again with rapt attention.

Amber bit into the chicken thigh, bit with intensity and passion. The juices ran down her chin. She closed her eyes and moaned for a moment. Her taste buds awakened with the complex yet playful combination of salt, fat, MSG, spices. A chill ran down her spine. This was pleasure. She had barely chewed it three times when she gave into the urge to swallow. She had to feel it in her throat. Know that it was inside her. She shuddered. She hasn't known pleasure like this in at least 20 minutes. She had almost forgotten how good it could feel. She went for a second bite. Squirmed in her seat. This was too good to be true, but here it was, another bite of chicken. Unable to contain herself, she closed her eyes and let the waves of pleasure wash over her. In the background, Becky was mumbling something, but Amber could no longer hear it.
 
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JambledUpWords said:
Here are some examples of affection Al and Becky have shared
View attachment 642328 View attachment 642331 Notice how in the kiss, Al doesn’t look interested. In the boob grab, we can’t see Becky’s face, but we definitely see something that looks like surprise (possible enjoyment from Al). Their chemistry looks forced in both these pictures.

That being said, if Amber and Becky do have “sex” ten times a week, I’d like to think that Becky’s orgasm face would look like this
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Why do I have a instinct to punch that? Like a "get away from me!" Kind of reaction. Weird.

Edit: I mean the thumbs best toad impression.
 
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Ok so lets get in a conversation.

Just from a pure physical perspective having sex with Amber would be difficult.

Let's assume for a second she was straight. Her sexual partners would have to be well endowed. Even then unless he is huge it would still limit the positions you could use. I think a position where you utilize gravity would be the easiest.

Now of course our Amber is a dainty lesbian so realisticly they could alway just buy bigger sex toys if they ever had any problem with penetration.

None of this speaks to the physical activity and exertion involved. My guess is dead fish out of necessity. It's not like they can grind their vaginas together. I just don't think such a thing would be physically possible with the pure size of Ambers legs.

Now for what they could actually do. Obviously they could manipulate each other physically with their hands one at a time. I would guess sex toys are in heavy use. It would be very easy for one of them to lie there while the other does the work. I'm sure amber has done the deed before for becky but I think becky does the work most of the time. I could even imagine becky strapping one on for a special occasion.

All in all this idea that she is in some "10 times a week" sexual relationship is just absurd. She portrays it like they have this crazy relationship where they fuck like rabbits and can't keep their hands off each other. In reality if they do have 10 sexual encounters a week they fingered each other 8 times and got some toys involved the other 2.

I find it very sad when someone boasts about their sex life. It just nakes me think they are lieing. Even if it's the truth it's a very boring fact about your life to boast about.
 
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They may have ‘sex’ like 10 times a year, but even that’s a stretch. Not to mention she doesn’t shower very often and as an morbidly obese person your sex drive is absolutely shot.

Have we been watching the same videos? Al gets really uncomfortable everytime Becky makes some sort of sexual move on AL, AL is repulsed by Becky intimately.

If they did have sex it would look like:
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AL has no libido and lets face it, if she did go down on Becky, she ain't getting up.

Becky's slightly more amorous, I bet she accidentally grabs Amber's second (larger) tits in a hot blubbering horny frenzy on the reg.

Pillow princess couldn't part her laygs if she tried, and short of a gunt sling, her clit ain't seeing the light of day.

Probably why Destiny split tbh, Destiny was a horny chad of an autistic 14 year old boy in a lesbian body. Got bored of AL being a frigid leech.

Sorry Em. I'm low on islamics.

Also paging @Testaclese Maximus - you can spam 'FAT' like the good old days!
 
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I have a moral quandry for you chaps

Would you rather watch the two lardwhales fuck in their current hyperchunk state, or would you rather watch them schlick-n-trib eachother after a year long crash diet when they each have several metres worth of excess skin and thus resemble an old man's testicles?
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EDIT: and for audio reference
 
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