Stephanie Cianfriglia / Sapphire Crimson Claw / Yarrow Brown / the-ghost-fucker / transmascdruid / anarchoenby77 / darktwistedpussy / Druid of Endicot - Xe/xyr ghost-fucker, womb wizard, hand sanitizer sommelier, trans-boomer, violently abuses her elderly parents, has sexual fantasies about raping children

[Bellsprout]

She pisses on mugs because she's a petty child, I have no idea why on earth she thought she could ever help anyone else with their life. I'd say she needs to just get a job at Wendy's but I wouldn't want anyone who eats there to have to deal with her 'cursing' their food with spit or other worse bodily fluids.

 

[NoFeline]

I'd say she needs to just get a job at Wendy's but I wouldn't want anyone who eats there to have to deal with her 'cursing' their food with spit or other worse bodily fluids.

I for one would not like to have my lettuce stepped on because I said or wore the wrong thing to make a powerful demonalator like Staph think I was sending some kind of MAGA dogwhistle. If she got a job somewhere I'm sure we would be seeing entries in her journal grimoire about some guy who came in, didn't say anything rude but I could tell he was a bigot so I cursed him just in case.

 

[Meowthkip]

I for one would not like to have my lettuce stepped on because I said or wore the wrong thing to make a powerful demonalator like Staph think I was sending some kind of MAGA dogwhistle. If she got a job somewhere I'm sure we would be seeing entries in her journal grimoire about some guy who came in, didn't say anything rude but I could tell he was a bigot so I cursed him just in case.

Burger King Foot Lettuce 2: Electric Boogaloo

 

[Uterus Burns]

What was even the point of her going to college if she won’t work though?

 

[NoFeline]

What was even the point of her going to college if she won’t work though?

I would assume at the time she had a deal with her parents that she could use the car/have a car (there's no way that the vandalized car was bought by herself) and continue to live with them if she went to college and got her degree, that's a very common agreement...

 

[Knifeguncat]

What was even the point of her going to college if she won’t work though?

I like to imagine that maybe, just maybe, she was actually passionate about college and an actual future at some point in life. Then she got access to the Internet and became a Womb Cursing NEET.

Or she could have gone because her parents 'abused' her into going. Plenty of possibilities, and it's highly doubtful we'll ever get the actual truth from Steph.

 

[Fancy Carstairs]

I like to imagine that maybe, just maybe, she was actually passionate about college and an actual future at some point in life. Then she got access to the Internet and became a Womb Cursing NEET.

Or she could have gone because her parents 'abused' her into going. Plenty of possibilities, and it's highly doubtful we'll ever get the actual truth from Steph.

I agree, and I think she went to college never having had a job before. I doubt she had any kind of job during school and never learned what it takes to work hard.

 

[Rat Baby]

Heads up, government workers! Steph's got your back.

Edit: if somebody could teach me how to get the image to appear in the post that would be great. (No bully, have autism.)

 

[cogsworth]

https://imgur.com/p37NjXh
Heads up, government workers! Steph's got your back.

Edit: if somebody could teach me how to get the image to appear in the post that would be great. (No bully, have autism.)

First, save the image.

Then, when you reply to this thread, hit the button that says "upload a file". It will open your picture folder on your computer. Select the picture you want, and hit the button that says "open".

Under your post, you'll see a little bar that holds the picture now. Next to it will be two options: "thumbnail" and "full image".

Click full image, and voila, it inserts the pic for you.

You can also copy and paste the picture:

or use the "image" button on the top row with the formatting stuff to turn a link, like the imgur link, into a picture in the post.

 

[Aguas Locas]

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Heads up, government workers! Steph's got your back.

Edit: if somebody could teach me how to get the image to appear in the post that would be great. (No bully, have autism.)

Wings and pizza are the answer to stop the shutdown. Drumpf 0 - Staph and demon friends 1

Your friend won't be able to keep up with your rants, will you tell her about pissing your dad's mug, the serial killer sex, demon summoning and sex, suicide by cop saga?

"MY DAD WORKS AT NINTENDO"

 

[cogsworth]

No one cares about your "friend", Staph.

EDIT: and stephanie, since I know you read this...we aren't trying to make you kill yourself. We don't care if you do or don't. We're just documenting your actions and laughing at you. That's the extent of our involvement in your pathetic bullshit.

 

[Crocophile]

I don't want Staph to kill herself. In fact, as much enjoyment as I get out of laughing at her I'd like nothing more for her to fix her fucking life. Because she's got no reason to be as bad as she is. Even with serious mental deficiencies she has a great support network in her family that clearly cares about her or they wouldn't put up with this shit, (allegedly) goes to church, sees a barely qualified therapist, she even insists she has friends! That's way more than a lot of people suffering from anxiety and depression have. She also has access to above average healthcare if she can afford two major surgeries, she could surely afford to see someone who will give her some fucking Pristiq. There's no reason she couldn't turn her life around really flourish, even if you believe she has all these disabilities she claims. All the pieces are there for her to take advantage of. But she just doesn't want to, she wants to be a piece of shit and squander resources that people much worse off would kill for. She refuses to mentally age past 14, when you know everything in the world an nobody understands you, and until she gets over herself she's never gonna grow up. Till then she's gonna go on absolutely sperging out when someone tells her to piss her pants, and I'm gonna go on finding it funny as hell.

 

[Meowthkip]

"MY DAD WORKS AT NINTENDO"

"YOU FUCKING KIWIS BETTER STAY AWAY FROM MY FRIEND, AND FOCUS ON ME! BTW HER NAME IS SUSAN SMITH, SHE LIVES AT 123 DRIVEY DRIVE IN NEWARK VALLEY IN NEW YORK, HER PHONE NUMBER IS (555) 525-6565, HER EMAIL IS SUSANSMITHROXXORMYSOXXORS@YAHOO.COM, AND SHE WORKS AT THE DAIRY QUEEN.

"But DON'T YOU FUCKING TOUCH HER!"

 

[cogsworth]

"YOU FUCKING KIWIS BETTER STAY AWAY FROM MY FRIEND, AND FOCUS ON ME! BTW HER NAME IS SUSAN SMITH, SHE LIVES AT 123 DRIVEY DRIVE IN NEWARK VALLEY IN NEW YORK, HER PHONE NUMBER IS (555) 525-6565, HER EMAIL IS SUSANSMITHROXXORMYSOXXORS@YAHOO.COM, AND SHE WORKS AT THE DAIRY QUEEN.

"But DON'T YOU FUCKING TOUCH HER!"

When will Stephanie learn that she can't throw one of her "friends" at us and expect that to be a sacrifice/substitute for her? That's part of why you're a cow, Staph.

 

[White bubblegum]

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Wings and pizza are the answer to stop the shutdown. Drumpf 0 - Staph and demon friends 1

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Your friend won't be able to keep up with your rants, will you tell her about pissing your dad's mug, the serial killer sex, demon summoning and sex, suicide by cop saga?

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"MY DAD WORKS AT NINTENDO"

Creeps? That's the pot calling the kettle black.

 

[Fancy Carstairs]

When will Stephanie learn that she can't throw one of her "friends" at us and expect that to be a sacrifice/substitute for her? That's part of why you're a cow, Staph.

Did anyone even do anything or was this out of the blue

 

[keyboredsm4shthe2nd]

When will Stephanie learn that she can't throw one of her "friends" at us and expect that to be a sacrifice/substitute for her? That's part of why you're a cow, Staph.

No surprise Staph is so spoiled she doesn't realize why this is a morally repugnant thing to do (I can't even blame autism here, most autists at least have that basic decency to know throwing friends under the bus is bad) and in true lolcow fashion doesn't understand the key to stopping it is to stop doing morally questionable disgusting and spoiled womanchild shit unbecoming of a THIRTY YEAR OLD.

 

[Oxidative Phosphorylation]

Am I the only one who's confused about how she has close friends going back a decade and that she will fight you if you say a bad word about them, but also no one she can talk to and this new person offering to be a sounding board is such a novelty?

Also, the act of 'I'm so edgy/fucked up/depressed etc etc that no one can deal with me' is something I've seen in multiple lolcows and it's irritating every time.

 

[Dolce & Gabbana]

"Some normies still talk to me" -- Stephanie's Ultimate Defense

 

[XxxwernxxX]

Has anyone doxxed this 'friend' yet, or do I have to do some digging?

Unrelated, but looking through the Russell Greer thread, Staph commented on a Sam Ambreen blog post right above Greer. I can't post images on mobile, but I thought it was a nice three cow crossover.