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Do I think these two have sex currently? No. Do I think they have EVER had sex? It's questionable...

Speaking as a lezbeen, eating out and 69-ing are typically considered the "primary sex acts" which lesbians engage in, next to strap-on penetration. However, that doesn't mean that vibrators, fingering, tit-play and other sexual activities DON'T count as "lesbian sex", it just kind of depends on your own personal opinion of what "lesbian sex" is However, mouth-to-genital play and strap-on play are typically considered full-blown sex acts in lesbian culture, or the equivalent to a straight couple having intercourse, etc.

As far and Al and The Thumb go, Al's posted a vlog showing them walking into a sex-toy store before, with her confirming after the fact that they made purchases in there...so it's possible that they've at least used toys and engaged in some form of "sexual" stimulation between one another. But even with that I'm pretty skeptical.....weren't these two together for 2-3 years before Becky ever saw Al naked, when Al randomly sent her a nude at work? And Al never once had sex with Krystal, who she was with for some time. Al says she's a sexual person, but even if she is, her size would make sexual activity next to impossible.

It's possible that Al and Becky just have a really "glorified" friendship (as worded by MikebePetty) similar to Al's relationship with Krystal...But a claim that they have sex up to 10 times a week is absolutely ludacris. They'd be lucky if they managed to have sex 10 times a year.
 
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Pog Mathoin said:
I'm so ashamed. Last night I dreamed that Becky and Amber were using a tube of turkey meat in a highly questionable and unhygienic way. Now I am worried for my mortal soul.
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I was thinking they slather a whole turkey in mayonaise, then Amber lashes it round her waist as an impromptu strapon and uses it to fuck Becky, only for both of them to start tearing handfuls of greasy undercooked turkey off and stuffing it in their mouths every time Amber withdraws, until both of them collapse upon one another in exhaustion, the now skeletal turkey trapped deep within Becky's hole/folds, and the undercooked turkey and mayo churning within both their stomachs with the promise of a rude brown awakening a few hours ahead...
 
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Furia said:
I mean, we're all autistic asf as it is..but an entire thread for..this?

There's no coming back from this.
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Hush little naked man. Let the sound of the ocean's waves take you away from this nightmare...

Now here is footage of the majestic creatures within the ocean to further lull you to calmness and tranquillity...

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And if you ever wondered "what would amberlyn getting assfucked by a shark look like?" then im glad I have helped you out this fine day.
EDIT: now with sound!
 
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alpro slut said:
christ i was hoping to never have to think about this question, but

i guess necky cause i don't want my neck to be crushed by hamber's mighty fupa. that alone is like having a whole becky balancing on your head
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I would choose Necky too. I’ll probably be repulsed and need therapy afterwards, but at least I wouldn’t risk a serious injury like I would with Hamber.
 
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JambledUpWords said:
What’s worse, putting tongue in the anus or the vagina in the context of Al and Becky?
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More to the point, attempting a rimjob on either of them would probably result in having to chisel though a stratum of unreachable and forgotten toilet paper that fused with the fecal matter layering her cheekflesh to form a hardened crust, much like barnacles on the hull of an old steamboat.
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I mean its a mission and a half even before you are able to access the yawning turd vortex at the centre, though I guess there is probably bragging rights in the ass-eating community for having enjoyed a crunchy rimjob
 
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