Robby Pilkington / Tonkasaw / Robi Vio - Failed pro-wrestler, failing IBS anchor, toughest guy on the internet

Purpose of stream?

  • "I'm not an Internet person and i'm done"

    Votes: 12 27.9%
  • "I'm going to keep streaming in some different way."

    Votes: 7 16.3%
  • Just a troll, not going to stream.

    Votes: 8 18.6%
  • Live suicide

    Votes: 16 37.2%

  • Total voters
    43
  • Poll closed .
we will see what happens tomorrow and if street fight happens

Are we going to see you on the news tomorrow? You haven't been writing a manifesto, right?

e: By the way, I'm not that familiar with the people involved in this aside from Ralph/Jim/Sargon. I've tried watching parts of the Kumite but I still can't even understand what it's about. Is it just Donga talking shit about everyone else?
 
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The most baffling thing about this situation to me is how the hell was he not more prepared to lie his way out of this? Especially considering how long he had to come out with his story.

This is some early youtube/venomfangx level's of incompetence.

I think Donga's plan was to make everything in his power to make Andy bitch out. Either by trickery(sending Failure with weird conditions) or simple intimidation (I'm training 8 hours a day!)

Donga clearly underestimated the Will of a Tard.
 
The most baffling thing about this situation to me is how the hell was he not more prepared to lie his way out of this? Especially considering how long he had to come out with his story.
seriously, stage a limb crippling road accident, a kidnapping, your death, fake a south korean accent and leave for the mandatory draft, contract ebola, anything is more honorable than this.
 
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How can you be this delusional?
 
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The most baffling thing about this situation to me is how the hell was he not more prepared to lie his way out of this? Especially considering how long he had to come out with his story.

This is some early youtube/venomfangx level's of incompetence.

You never had to deal with white trash much, have you?
 
Someone asked what Tonka could do to recover from this?

It's not that hard: own it. Admit you were wrong, don't blame others but yourself, accept you fucked up, have some time off if you want, and come back without forgetting that you did wrong and try to build up from there.

No. He could have maybe "mitigated" the damage if he wasn't a disingenuous fuck on Nick's stream, but there is otherwise no coming back from this. Especially since he's doubling down.

Is a notary considered an officer of the court? That's a bit like police, courts take that shit seriously to protect their own

Alabama, like most (all?) places in the US, consider them "public officers." So no.

But like you say, you don't have to be fucking with an "officer of the court" to be a deep shit. Most LEOs aren't officers of the court, and you wouldn't want to go flashing a fake badge.
 
Is there any reason that comes to mind as to why that wouldn't be there, aside from fraudulence?

No, a document is not legally considered notarized if the stamp/seal doesn't comply with the requirements.

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Now that I have time to check and am at a computer, Alabama is some weird no mans land where the seal doesn't have to have your commission number. That's super fucking strange. http://arc-sos.state.al.us/PAC/SOSACPDF.001/A0008589.PDF

Do we know for sure what sate Tonka's document was notarized in? This is where you search the Alabama list: https://www.sos.alabama.gov/government-records/notary-public
 
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I want to see these documents so bad. It's basically speculation until we do. We need to know what Tonka gave the promoter, what names he used, where they were notarized. What I rely wanna know is if he gave the guy a fake order of name change or if it was just the application.
 
The most baffling thing about this situation to me is how the hell was he not more prepared to lie his way out of this? Especially considering how long he had to come out with his story.

Well, he did have a lie prepared. It's just that it was the most pathetic one ever.

I think he's been successfully bullshitting for so long that he thought this would be no different. Nobody said used-car salesmen were good liars.

Much in the same way that Warski's stupidity makes Donga failure to get this done look really bad, the fact that the most brain-dead people are abandoning Donga also makes him look like a really bad liar.
 
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