Containment Random Thoughts & Questions

[.Magichan]

I basically have no sympathy for him. I don't care if his brain is fried on crack, he's gross, mentally ill, and someone else's problem. Ultimately, people who feel sympathy for Chris are falling in his trap. I look at this way, Chris isn't that stupid. Sure, he's exceptional, but he's been conditioned enough to know which buttons to press in order to invoke sympathy, even Marvin has admitted to that.

Obviously it takes time, but eventually you learn to distinguish times when Chris is in genuine distress or if he's just being a pity predator using people's compassion against them.(although the latter is probably THE WORST type of thing chris could do, and has caused him much harm. As it scares away people who have come at him from a point of selflessness while it feeds and strengthens more malicious and sadistic trolls) I've rationalized that he got it from Barb. Yes, one of Chris' most disgusting qualities is that he guilt trips the compassionate. But Chris is not self aware, at least not to a significant extent. He doesn't quite realize just how catastrophically outmatched he is physically and mentally by most males(case and point his pullup video). Even the most brain dead trolls run intellectual circles around Chris, and the only people's he's been able to beg at has been the ignorant that don't know anything beyond "he's an internet legend".

I don't usually care for it like in the same manner I wouldn't care about a Child trying to outsmart me (and I mean that with the utmost disrespect to Chris). Chris isn't going to outsmart you at any point in the future, don't get so worked over it.


Chris Chan being a pity predator.

Chris Chan in genuine pain

 

[Oregano]

Obviously it takes time, but eventually you learn to distinguish times when Chris is in genuine distress or if he's just being a pity predator using people's compassion against them.(although the latter is probably THE WORST type of thing chris could do, and has caused him much harm. As it scares away people who have come at him from a point of selflessness while it feeds and strengthens more malicious and sadistic trolls) I've rationalized that he got it from Barb. Yes, one of Chris' most disgusting qualities is that he guilt trips the compassionate. But Chris is not self aware, at least not to a significant extent. He doesn't quite realize just how catastrophically outmatched he is physically and mentally by most males(case and point his pullup video). Even the most brain dead trolls run intellectual circles around Chris, and the only people's he's been able to beg at has been the ignorant that don't know anything beyond "he's an internet legend".

I don't usually care for it like in the same manner I wouldn't care about a Child trying to outsmart me (and I mean that with the utmost disrespect to Chris). Chris isn't going to outsmart you at any point in the future, don't get so worked over it.


Chris Chan being a pity predator.

Chris Chan in genuine pain

You definitely bring up some interesting points. I also think that, at least to a lot of people, Chris is also a bad liar. It's easier to tell when he's trying to garner sympathy or when he wants something and fabricates a narrative, or when he's in legitimate turmoil. Come to think of it, we don't often see Chris crying on camera. We're talking like, full-blown bawling his eyes out, not on the verge of tears. You brought up some good examples.
The long and short of it, it's obvious to tell when he's lying through his teeth/trying to butter people up, and when he's in genuine pain and doesn't know what to do or where to go.
Personally, my sympathy well has run dry with him, but I still understand what you're saying.

 

[.Magichan]

You definitely bring up some interesting points. I also think that, at least to a lot of people, Chris is also a bad liar. It's easier to tell when he's trying to garner sympathy or when he wants something and fabricates a narrative, or when he's in legitimate turmoil. Come to think of it, we don't often see Chris crying on camera. We're talking like, full-blown bawling his eyes out, not on the verge of tears. You brought up some good examples.
The long and short of it, it's obvious to tell when he's lying through his teeth/trying to butter people up, and when he's in genuine pain and doesn't know what to do or where to go.
Personally, my sympathy well has run dry with him, but I still understand what you're saying.

Yeah man, it seems people's contempt for it comes from a "how dare you try to trick me Chris, how dare you try to take advantage of my kindness". But people who stick around long enough will know what they're up against. And it's laughably pathetic.


I always bring up the Chris' troll sock Jenkins Jinkies. My jaw dropped the first time I saw it because I realized at the end Chris really thought he was fooling the trolls. This wasn't him trying to be funny. He was attempting to counter-troll his enemies.

Chris playing 4D chess

 

[Oregano]

Yeah man, it seems people's contempt for it comes from a "how dare you try to trick me Chris, how dare you try to take advantage of my kindness". But people who stick around long enough will know what they're up against. And it's laughably pathetic.


I always bring up the Chris' troll sock Jenkins Jinkies. My jaw dropped the first time I saw it because I realized at the end Chris really thought he was fooling the trolls. This wasn't him trying to be funny. He was attempting to counter-troll his enemies.

Chris playing 4D chess

This is still such a surreal video to me. I love it. For all the wrong reasons, but still.
Yeah, whenever Chris does something online, I sorta chuckle and say "Oh Chris." Not saying I'm enabling him at all, but we all just sorta know him by now. It's not really worth gettin' mad over. If someone who legit doesn't know who Chris is gets mad that he's taken advantage of their kindness, then I feel like that's understandable. Even some of the most tolerant people have said "To Hell with Chris".
Only time I get genuinely upset with Chris is when he ropes other people into his stupidity and harasses them, or when he neglects his pets (Which I will admit is a personal thing with me cuz I've had dogs all my life, so it hits close to home).

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Obviously it takes time, but eventually you learn to distinguish times when Chris is in genuine distress or if he's just being a pity predator using people's compassion against them.(although the latter is probably THE WORST type of thing chris could do, and has caused him much harm. As it scares away people who have come at him from a point of selflessness while it feeds and strengthens more malicious and sadistic trolls) I've rationalized that he got it from Barb. Yes, one of Chris' most disgusting qualities is that he guilt trips the compassionate. But Chris is not self aware, at least not to a significant extent. He doesn't quite realize just how catastrophically outmatched he is physically and mentally by most males(case and point his pullup video). Even the most brain dead trolls run intellectual circles around Chris, and the only people's he's been able to beg at has been the ignorant that don't know anything beyond "he's an internet legend".

I don't usually care for it like in the same manner I wouldn't care about a Child trying to outsmart me (and I mean that with the utmost disrespect to Chris). Chris isn't going to outsmart you at any point in the future, don't get so worked over it.


Chris Chan being a pity predator.

Chris Chan in genuine pain

Personally, I don't care to make the distinction because it's all the same, at least to me.
Chris' supposed pain just doesn't hold any relevance to me. He's a bad actor, who always gets himself into crap. Equally, Chris' awareness doesn't hold much weight with me. I used to feel pity for him, but I learned to separate myself from the BS and observe the patterns. Chris is about as predictable as a grandfather clock. At 12 o' clock. Chris either goes nuts, starts begging, or pretends he's better than everyone else. I'm about to state a very unpopular opinion, so hold on tight to Barb's panties. I genuinely don't believe Chris has many feelings, it's more instinctive for him like a reptile. Food, shelter, videa, worship, and china. I like to follow him because it's always so much damn cringe that rivals other cows. With that being said, on a practical level, I believe Chris should be held on a farm with other extremely deviant male tards with no contact with the outside world or society.

 

[Mr. 0]

Yeah man, it seems people's contempt for it comes from a "how dare you try to trick me Chris, how dare you try to take advantage of my kindness". But people who stick around long enough will know what they're up against. And it's laughably pathetic.


I always bring up the Chris' troll sock Jenkins Jinkies. My jaw dropped the first time I saw it because I realized at the end Chris really thought he was fooling the trolls. This wasn't him trying to be funny. He was attempting to counter-troll his enemies.

Chris playing 4D chess

And yet you married the homogay

 

[Oregano]

Personally, I don't care to make the distinction because it's all the same, at least to me.
Chris' supposed pain just doesn't hold any relevance to me. He's a bad actor, who always gets himself into crap. Equally, Chris' awareness doesn't hold much weight with me. I used to feel pity for him, but I learned to separate myself from the BS and observe the patterns. Chris is about as predictable as a grandfather clock. At 12 o' clock. Chris either goes nuts, starts begging, or pretends he's better than everyone else. I'm about to state a very unpopular opinion, so hold on tight to Barb's panties. I genuinely don't believe Chris has many feelings, it's more instinctive for him like a reptile. Food, shelter, videa, worship, and china. I like to follow him because it's always so much damn cringe that rivals other cows. With that being said, on a practical level, I believe Chris should be held on a farm with other extremely deviant male tards with no contact with the outside world or society.

I feel like having sympathy for Chris ends up not being worth it, 99.9% of the time. He always finds some way to bounce back and act ungrateful towards those who feel pity for him that after a while, like you said, it becomes like clockwork.
Chris gets trolled, some people feel bad, Chris acts like a tool, all sympathy is revoked. Rinse and repeat.
Speaking of unpopular opinions: I believe that if Chris was still straight and thought he was still a man, he wouldn't have as many defenders or white knights. In today's political climate, Chris is untouchable to a fair amount of people.

 

[Snuckening]

One year ago in Christory

 

[The American Hedgehog]

One year ago in Christory

Right before Idea Guy molded the silly putty Chris has for a brain and got him to think otherwise.

 

[Tikbalang]

Recently, Chris is now focused on Magi-chan more than Sonichu. Plus, believing to have both electric powers (static electricity) and psychic powers (migraine) made me think he is Magi-chan.

 

[Pikautism]

I am sure this has been said before but I often wonder what he would be like if he had been put in proper classes and disciplined for his outrageous conduct. His father dying has caused a tail spin in improper behavior for sure.

His level of delusion is both facinating and heartbreaking to me. But the fact that he acts like a petulant child all of the time also causes me to have a lack sympathy. But still I wonder.

One of his elementary schools tried discipline, Borb responded with a failed lawsuit, homeschooling Chris for a year, and eventually moving to another county when they feared the school district would try to have him committed. Chris' parents are more to blame for his current state than any other outside force.

 

[Your_Fairy_Wish_Prince]

I'm sure it's been said before but I don't think appropriate classes would've fixed him into anything normal; his parents, both of them, just really dropped the ball. When he was younger if he was 'properly disciplined' in school which to be fair is never any harsher than what he's gotten he would have just gotten asspats from his parents. Hell I think there was something with the Greene County School board about them disciplining him or wanting to put him in special classes but his parents threw a shit fit over it if memory serves. He's just kind of the perfect storm to make a lolcow.

His in school behaviour while, not normal wasn't near the levels we see now as far as off-putting; he got way more weird in his post school years. And by weird I mean in a way people will care enough to do something about.

I agree with you, but perhaps my point was a bit muddled. I dont think he would be normal by any means, no matter what the situation. I just am curious if he would have morphed into this much of a fucking sideshow if he were raised in a different household/ environment.

I know it seems stupid and autistic but I am one of those "what could have been" people. And I think thats what gets me more than anything, the idea that he could have been a somewhat functioning memeber of society had he not been raised by two wack-a-doo narcissists who coddled him all his life. Two people who legitimately believed the world was out to get them and Chris.

I dont know how far gone into the deep end you have to be think that a manager of a game shop is systematically trying to destroy your exceptional child, but I imagine you wouldnt be able to touch bottom with a long stick.

This and the fact that his unacceptable behavior was definitely reinforced by his parents who themselves at the very least seem have/had boarder line personality disorder. The whole rhing makes me feel an odd combination of pity and indigestion.

I also have to wonder what happened to Chris's brother to cause him to want to liteally dance on Bob's grave.

 

[Pikautism]

I agree with you, but perhaps my point was a bit muddled. I dont think he would be normal by any means, no matter what the situation. I just am curious if he would have morphed into this much of a fucking sideshow if he were raised in a different household/ environment.

I know it seems stupid and autistic but I am one of those "what could have been" people. And I think thats what gets me more than anything, the idea that he could have been a somewhat functioning memeber of society had he not been raised by two wack-a-doo narcissists who coddled him all his life. Two people who legitimately believed the world was out to get them and Chris.

I dont know how far gone into the deep end you have to be think that a manager of a game shop is systematically trying to destroy your exceptional child, but I imagine you wouldnt be able to touch bottom with a long stick.

This and the fact that his unacceptable behavior was definitely reinforced by his parents who themselves at the very least seem have/had boarder line personality disorder. The whole rhing makes me feel an odd combination of pity and indigestion.

I also have to wonder what happened to Chris's brother to cause him to want to liteally dance on Bob's grave.

Looking at Chris 3 half-siblings it's pretty clear that the less exposure to Barb and Bob, the better. I have no doubt with a more structured upbringing and parents who didn't use unlimited, unsupervised video games and internet to raise their child that Chris could have become a functioning member of society. Not saying he'd be a doctor or a famous artist but he would be able to hold a job and pay bills like a 37 year old.

 

[Meat Pickle]

The crux of my problem with Barbara comes from two sources. The first is Bob's bitter influence on her, which worked to separate our relationship just as Bob did with his own children with whom he has no association. In nearly 44 years of life, I have never met a meaner or more reprehensible Republican cur than Bob Chandler. I hope that you will e-mail me when he dies so that I can celebrate. Our mutual hatred has never been a secret, and it points out Barbara's proclivity to isolate herself via scurrilous mates.

In Cole's mind, Bob is just another toxic fuckboy fueling Barb's already toxic behavior.

 

[WorldsSmartestManRonOTool]

Chris' supposed pain just doesn't hold any relevance to me. He's a bad actor,

I have never found his crying in that video to be very genuine, just because of the way he looks to make sure the camera is on him before he starts putting on. It always reminds me of the last interview with his fellow half Sonichu, Ted Bundychu, before he crossed over into CWCville. There's a part where he's trying to act all choked up and remorseful, then takes a real calm glance up at the interviewer like he's trying to tell if the guy is buying it or not, then he goes back to acting all sad. Must be a half Sonichu thing.

Spoiler: 25:28

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[AnOminous]

With that being said, on a practical level, I believe Chris should be held on a farm with other extremely deviant male tards with no contact with the outside world or society.

That sounds incredibly un-fun and boring.

 

[fiu0cm]

I genuinely don't believe Chris has many feelings, it's more instinctive for him like a reptile.

He absolutely doesn't grasp most emotions. He's never been in an environment that demanded the development interpersonal and intrapersonal emotions for social and self regulation. And the feelings he has developed (e.g. anger and desire) lack appropriate gradation. A lot of his other feelings (like whatever he thinks sympathy is) are autistic forms of human feelings. I don't think he experiences genuine love, remorse, sympathy, embarrassment or shame. He has the emotions of a dog. And his broken brain doesn't help any of it.

I feel like having sympathy for Chris ends up not being worth it, 99.9% of the time.

I don't typically feel sympathy expecting to get something out of it. Especially with a lolcow. That's like getting mad at Trump and expecting him to change his behavior.

Speaking of unpopular opinions: I believe that if Chris was still straight and thought he was still a man, he wouldn't have as many defenders or white knights. In today's political climate, Chris is untouchable to a fair amount of people.

That's not an unpopular opinion here.

 

[Replicant Sasquatch]

That sounds incredibly un-fun and boring.

Alternatively it could wind up like that X-Files episode about the insane inbred hillbillies and their farm house.

 

[Pikautism]

That sounds incredibly un-fun and boring.

Weens everywhere would watch a livestream of it and pay to shout JULAY over a loudspeaker while cackling like a tard.

Yeah man, it seems people's contempt for it comes from a "how dare you try to trick me Chris, how dare you try to take advantage of my kindness". But people who stick around long enough will know what they're up against. And it's laughably pathetic.


I always bring up the Chris' troll sock Jenkins Jinkies. My jaw dropped the first time I saw it because I realized at the end Chris really thought he was fooling the trolls. This wasn't him trying to be funny. He was attempting to counter-troll his enemies.

Chris playing 4D chess

I love all the insane Jenkins Jinkies shit, from his bizarre "coffee house" article he wrote thinking he'd somehow deflect his trolls onto this poor Burger King employee who is finally getting fed up with the Chandler's bullshit. His casual attempt to get the trolls to convince Chris to rape his Church councilor. The retarded ghost story he tells about Chris' house to scare trolls. Even the backstory he made is full of bizarre details(both mundane and graphically homoerotic) no one asked about, all the while thinking he had everyone fooled and was on the inside of some grand troll conspiracy headquarters.

Fucking black sheep man...

 

[PT 940]

Alternatively it could wind up like that X-Files episode about the insane inbred hillbillies and their farm house.

And we already agreed that he would be Mrs. Peacock in this scenario, hanging out under the bed