Gross Anna Johnson / The Fit Vegan Ginger / Creation Nutrition / Anna's Organics Lynchburg - Jesus Freak, orthorexic, creator of vegan food monstrosities, munches to avoid getting a job

[Durable Mike Malloy]

Anna is planning to get her PhD in health psychology, and so she is an expert who would like us all to know about the power of the mind-body connection:

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She says, "So many of you guys are locked in prison cells of fear, and you don't have to be! We are not designed - we are not created - to be in control of our lives. We can't control outcomes. We can just control our beliefs and our behaviors. That is all we have control over, and often we find that when we focus on that, the outcomes change too."

Fucking hell, this kid.

She would like us to know that our thoughts create neural highways in our brain, by which signals travel to our bodies. She has been reading "tons and tons of studies, all typed out" about how people have actually created their own food allergies because they read some kind of food was bad and suddenly started getting sick whenever they ate it.

She says, "Your brain is powerful because it sits on top of your head and is connected to your body!" Anna could talk about this for hours, but she won't. Happy Saturday!

While the physical manifestations of anxiety may be mistaken for a dietary intolerance by someone who is afraid of food, anxiety is itself a symptom of allergic reactions, and actual allergies are not actually caused by thinking bad thoughts in your powerful brain.

And from another, related rant, one is left with the strong impression that Anna is grumpy because people say her food looks bad, but she is going to pretend they are impugning her food's virtue in a way that has actually caused her physical suffering, rather than simply pointing out that her meals appear to be very gross:

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"Thanks for joining me lol"

 

[swiggety_swoogitty]

As someone with an actual PhD in psychology, I want to beat the ever-loving shit out of her for mangling my science so hard.

This whole thing sounds like she’s been forced into therapy for her ED and is serverely misinterpreting her therapist’s words.

I hate how she is so delusional that she always fancies herself an expert on whatever thing she’s read last. She reminds me of every undergrad I’ve ever flunked.

 

[sperginity]

If she got a phd in psych, she would have to refuse to help people with their EDs because of the ethical problems involved. Working with anorexic patients could cause her to relapse more easily, which in turn puts patients in danger, so she would have to work with people who have non-ED psychological problems. I don't think she understands that. Not that she will ever get to that level of academia but if she wants to help ED patients she could become a dietician, like half of them are eating disordered/ex eating disordered anyway. You make meal plans and do math and calculate nutrients, you help people with specific goals, you refer. It sounds like something she could do if she weren't living her life entirely on the computer and obsessing about food all the time.

 

[Wild Triangle]

That IG story rant was such mental gymnastics, and she is clearly seeking a more "scientific" explanation for her own absurd behaviors. Imagine what kind of amazing pseudo-intellectual rant about the mind body molecule nutrient good/bad dichotomy she would write if she took some acid, lol.

 

[Burn Book]

Anna's love for presenting herself as the most educated and certified person in the world is one of her most entertaining qualities. She's playing-pretend a university student. Today on her instastories she's saying she's "broke" because she bought textbooks for her classes. Sure, Anna, you must have spent so much of your money...

 

[BIG DADDY]

Anna's love for presenting herself as the most educated and certified person in the world is one of her most entertaining qualities. She's playing-pretend a university student. Today on her instastories she's saying she's "broke" because she bought textbooks for her classes. Sure, Anna, you must have spent so much of your money...

It’s funny how cows always have to present themselves as people they’re not, whether that popular, pretty, educated, or cultured. Anna is talking about getting a PhD when she doesn’t even have her bachelor’s. That’s like Russ getting a law degree when he only has a certificate from a diploma mill.

If she did get a PhD she’d be one of those people who did it because they are too socially inept or bad at hands-on work to get into industry and want to stay in an academic safe space as long as possible and just get pushed through the system.

 

[multiverse]

Anna is planning to get her PhD in health psychology, and so she is an expert who would like us all to know about the power of the mind-body connection:

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She says, "So many of you guys are locked in prison cells of fear, and you don't have to be! We are not designed - we are not created - to be in control of our lives. We can't control outcomes. We can just control our beliefs and our behaviors. That is all we have control over, and often we find that when we focus on that, the outcomes change too."

Fucking hell, this kid.

She would like us to know that our thoughts create neural highways in our brain, by which signals travel to our bodies. She has been reading "tons and tons of studies, all typed out" about how people have actually created their own food allergies because they read some kind of food was bad and suddenly started getting sick whenever they ate it.

She says, "Your brain is powerful because it sits on top of your head and is connected to your body!" Anna could talk about this for hours, but she won't. Happy Saturday!

While the physical manifestations of anxiety may be mistaken for a dietary intolerance by someone who is afraid of food, anxiety is itself a symptom of allergic reactions, and actual allergies are not actually caused by thinking bad thoughts in your powerful brain.

And from another, related rant, one is left with the strong impression that Anna is grumpy because people say her food looks bad, but she is going to pretend they are impugning her food's virtue in a way that has actually caused her physical suffering, rather than simply pointing out that her meals appear to be very gross:

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"Thanks for joining me lol"

Why don't we have an eye roll reaction?

Because that was deserving of one big eye roll

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

Anna is planning to get her PhD in health psychology, and so she is an expert who would like us all to know about the power of the mind-body connection:

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She says, "So many of you guys are locked in prison cells of fear, and you don't have to be! We are not designed - we are not created - to be in control of our lives. We can't control outcomes. We can just control our beliefs and our behaviors. That is all we have control over, and often we find that when we focus on that, the outcomes change too."

Fucking hell, this kid.

She would like us to know that our thoughts create neural highways in our brain, by which signals travel to our bodies. She has been reading "tons and tons of studies, all typed out" about how people have actually created their own food allergies because they read some kind of food was bad and suddenly started getting sick whenever they ate it.

She says, "Your brain is powerful because it sits on top of your head and is connected to your body!" Anna could talk about this for hours, but she won't. Happy Saturday!

While the physical manifestations of anxiety may be mistaken for a dietary intolerance by someone who is afraid of food, anxiety is itself a symptom of allergic reactions, and actual allergies are not actually caused by thinking bad thoughts in your powerful brain.

And from another, related rant, one is left with the strong impression that Anna is grumpy because people say her food looks bad, but she is going to pretend they are impugning her food's virtue in a way that has actually caused her physical suffering, rather than simply pointing out that her meals appear to be very gross:

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"Thanks for joining me lol"

I’m going to start using that phrase to back up any absurd claims that come to mind.

“As a women’s study major and future Ph.D in astrophysics....”

“As a communications major and future Ph.D in bio-chemistry...”

“As a English major and future M.D....”

Anyone on earth could make the same statement as Anna to fudge facts and try to sound authoritative. Funny all the education and expertise is future tense yet she’s spouting off like it’s reality.

She’s the definition of an insufferable brat.

 

[atari]

Damn, she's really trying to push her book huh. Sorry Anna, I had no desire to buy your book before, and seeing you mention it every 5 seconds makes me want it even less. I can hardly get through one of her lengthy Instagram captions, I can't imagine how agonizing it would be to read a whole book written by her.

 

[Vaganabanana]

Damn, she's really trying to push her book huh. Sorry Anna, I had no desire to buy your book before, and seeing you mention it every 5 seconds makes me want it even less. I can hardly get through one of her lengthy Instagram captions, I can't imagine how agonizing it would be to read a whole book written by her.

Someone should take one for the team.

 

[Angry New Ager]

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Okay, I actually shrieked with laughter when I read this one.

Oh, this kid. This. Kid.

 

[Angry New Ager]

It’s funny how cows always have to present themselves as people they’re not, whether that popular, pretty, educated, or cultured. Anna is talking about getting a PhD when she doesn’t even have her bachelor’s. That’s like Russ getting a law degree when he only has a certificate from a diploma mill.

If she did get a PhD she’d be one of those people who did it because they are too socially inept or bad at hands-on work to get into industry and want to stay in an academic safe space as long as possible and just get pushed through the system.

Honestly, I think if Anna ever got to the point where she was capable of earning a legitimate PhD in any of the health sciences, she'd actually go somewhere with it. Unlike a lot of our cows, she 's actually ambitious, and seems to be willing to work toward her goals.

She's not like Luke "Eleanor Amaranth" Lockhart (in the Rat King), who earned a PhD, got a tenure-track job as a professor, and had a mental breakdown because he was too badly in need of a "safe space" and other people to blame for his failures and coddle his delusions to function even in academia. Luke stayed in school because it was the one thing he was good at, got his PhD, and then went into a collapse because being a college professor turned out to be a lot of work for meager asspats. But with a PhD? Anna could be an expert! And she's a judgmental, controlling little bitch who loves correcting others and telling them how to do things right, and craves respects and admiration, so she'd be happier than a pig in shit to have clients willing to trust her expertise and bow to that PhD.

But, keep in mind, I said "capable of earning a legitimate PhD."

Which is pretty fucking , because for her to be capable of earning a legit PhD, she'd also have to be capable of the following: being honest about not having CF; dropping all of the "sick little girl" shit; admitting she is a full-blown anorexic, getting treatment, and becoming able to live independently without starving herself, purging, or willfully inducing chronic diarrhea; getting along with her cohort; not acting as if she knew more than her professors, and getting shitty when corrected; keeping her deep, personal relationship with Daddy God and Boyfriend Jesus out of it; and having the respect for, and knowledge of, science that would allow her to craft a proper research proposal, conduct that research, and accurately report its findings (even if they didn't match her hypothesis).

And we know none of that is going to happen, which is a good thing. Her drive, energy, and potential will all, of course, be wasted. But she won't have much of a chance to inflict her narcissistic insanity on people who are genuinely looking to be helped, so it's worth it.

 

[grumbleBum]

I would love to read her research proposal, I’m sure it would be absolutely delightful. Her blind narcissistic rage when she receives any criticism, no matter how valid, would make for a VERY entertaining defense.

 

[Oxidative Phosphorylation]

She has been reading "tons and tons of studies, all typed out" about how people have actually created their own food allergie

ALL TYPED OUT

 

[Bees]

ALL TYPED OUT

Imma type some shit out right here and now:

Anna you are a crazy self-important delusional skelly, and also you are not nice at all.

 

[Dysnomia]

Sure, why not. I hate myself and do not value my time.

In real life, the liver protects vertebrate organisms from toxic chemicals. Drawing on a broad and flexible library of enzymes, the liver converts fat-soluble molecules into water-soluble metabolites that may be efficiently eliminated from the body in the urine.

Anna says she is going to tell us why everything we know about detoxing the liver is WRONG. You can tell it's going to be wackadoo crap because Anna wrote it as soon as she mentions "Phase 1" and "Phase 2" liver detox. This jargon pertains to the scientific study of how organisms metabolize compounds that are foreign to their normal biochemistry, such as drugs or poisons, and it has been appropriated by alternative medicine types seeking to cloak their liver-detoxification quackery in a veneer of science. It's an intentional effort to mislead.

She seems to have copied without attribution a few lists of things that supposedly promote or inhibit these "detox phases." Some of these ostensible detox boosters are quite trivially the building blocks for the biomolecules involved in these metabolic pathways. Others are herbs like tard cum thistle, caraway, and dill that are ubiquitous in the "liver cleanse kits you get at the health food store." These things are not actually proven to have any beneficial effect in real life, and incredibly, Anna herself told us in the previous paragraph that we should eschew these kits for being worthless. Keeping a story straight has never been Anna's strong suit.

Anna admits to having been misled when she told us that eating animal products and sulfur-rich foods would clog and harm our livers - note that she still lists "Certified Regenerative Detoxification Specialist" among her credentials - but now, she is extra-special double-right. Other people may feel fine on a vegetarian or vegan diet, but people like Anna, whose livers are very delicate, will wither and fade without the magical amino acids only accessible to them in red meat.

In real life, liver damage is a real thing among people who really have cystic fibrosis. As CF patients are routinely living longer and healthier lives, more of them survive long enough to develop liver scarring due to abnormally thick bile. Eating animal products in moderation is neither here nor there.

Moreover, Anna asserts, "many respected authorities in the nutrition and naturopathic medicine world actually say red meat (and animal protein in general) consumption is ESSENTIAL for liver health as only animal foods contain the necessary liver detox-stimulating amino acids." She does not say who these "many respected authorities" are; in real life, actual observation studies suggest that heavy red meat consumption probably isn't so great for your liver. One suspects she's merely defensive about her personal decision to jettison veganism in favor of her ongoing disordered eating practices.

In conclusion, Anna says all health problems are caused by inadequate nutrition; in order to relax and let our bodies do their jobs as God intended them to do, we really need to focus obsessively on the nutrients we are consuming. Eating disorder logic in action, folks.

If you feel like your liver might be sluggish, Anna invites you to contact her, so she can add you to the waiting list when she is ready to take clients again. You should also buy her book, once she writes it.

"May God bless you this day. Until next time!"

My grandfather ate red meat by the truckload daily. He died of colon and liver cancer. The doctor said his diet contributed to his condition.

I think you are right. Anna defends whatever her current cray cray disordered diet is by pulling facts out of her bony ass. She has no idea what she's talking about and that's what makes her advice so dangerous. Thank the gods she doesn't have children. I cannot imagine her idea of homemade organic Jesus approved baby food.

 

[multiverse]

Guise, it is BODY SHAMING to tell Anna she's too thin! God himself made her a permanent twelve year old (and eat less than 500 calories per day unsupervised...). Plus, she has a super fat #CF belly as absolutely anyone can see. So stop fat shaming her! Or. Er. Thin shaming her. Or whatever. Dont ever criticize her. Buy her book!

 

[VJ 343]

You can now "rewire your brain" to get rid of sensitivities guys!

 

[Jaded Optimist]

Ugh, she reminds me if my mother in law who told me I just need to believe that I'm not allergic to walnuts and I won't be anymore.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

Guise, it is BODY SHAMING to tell Anna she's too thin! God himself made her a permanent twelve year old (and eat less than 500 calories per day unsupervised...). Plus, she has a super fat #CF belly as absolutely anyone can see. So stop fat shaming her! Or. Er. Thin shaming her. Or whatever. Dont ever criticize her. Buy her book!
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I wonder why she’s usually in public bathrooms for full body photos/body checks. Photos she takes at homes tend to only be her goofy or so sad faces. Posing for photos in public bathrooms is fucking weird.