Robby Pilkington / Tonkasaw / Robi Vio - Failed pro-wrestler, failing IBS anchor, toughest guy on the internet

Purpose of stream?

  • "I'm not an Internet person and i'm done"

    Votes: 12 27.9%

  • "I'm going to keep streaming in some different way."

    Votes: 7 16.3%

  • Just a troll, not going to stream.

    Votes: 8 18.6%

  • Live suicide

    Votes: 16 37.2%
  • Total voters
    43
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Bleachedanoos said:
Andy is like paralyzed drunk right now the boys have probably been doing cocaine and slamming back brews like a nigger discovering a koolaid fountain. Imagine if this was just Tonkas plan all along and he beats the shit out of Andy who will be reeling from withdrawals tomorrow.
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I thought you were selling Donga as an honorable fighter not a couple of pages back.

This turn of events is clearly not agreeing with you. Just find a different cow or even a different hobby for the weekend. Or try to have sex with a girl. Any one of these will improve your situation a lot
 
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Null said:
I'm making an official null prediction, ok.

I predict that Tonka will return to streaming within 3 months under a different program name not related to fighting, citing that Kumite stopped being fun after Internet people ruined it with drama.
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That's way too little time for him to try to get his shit together.

What did this guy do in the past year? Throughout all his Internet Tough Guy(TM) antics, he challenged some other Internet sperg to an IRL fight, talked a storm of shit and claiming he'd been training for eight hours a day all the while continuously shifting the goalpost by attempting to make hefty demands for said other sperg, ducked out at the last minute using all sorts of desperation tactics once it became apparent that the other guy was actually making some effort to take this whole fight thing seriously, and to top it all off lazily attempted damage control by putting out a nonsensical "apology" stream that people couldn't even fucking hear because he's a soy-filled bitch who always talks the talk but never walks the walk if you're catching my drift.

It's been five months since the true colors of Boulder Boy himself were revealed, and mockery of him is only starting to slow down because another guy somehow managed to fuck up even worse. Donga has pissed so many people off one by one, even more so now that he's fucked a shit ton of them out of their money, not the least of whom are his own supporters (the people who actually believed in him and wanted to see him out there in the ring) and Valor itself.

Matt at least had the chance to fix his reputation after you-know-what was revealed about him; all he did afterwards was simply blow that chance. It helps that he never really had any die-hard supporters in the first place. Tonka, meanwhile, will need a fucking miracle to make up for all the shit he's caused in three years, let alone three months, especially since he legitimately had people on his side before he pissed even them away with all his shit.

I predict that our favorite crippled injun will go the way of Fred Fuchs and just fuck off from the Internet forever. I mean, who does he still have at this point, Kraut? How long will it be before even that fucker disavows him because of all this? With all the people he's angered, there's no way there isn't at least one person who's keeping tabs on whatever dumb shit he'll do next.
 
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Goblin King said:
So if my braincells still works, the Valor promoter is saying that Donga sent in someone's elses bloodwork along with a photo ID that is not his? Along all the fuckery of signimg the wrong name and trying to change said name 1 week before the fight...

How crimes has Donga committed just to dodge a fucking leaf?

Him and all his supporters should now be known as the Bitchmade tribe.
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An internet tough guy going to jail for dodging a fight will be the only acceptable conclusion to this whole ark.
 
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So let me get this straight. He submitted someone else's bloodwork. He did nothing to get licensed. He forged a notary stamp. He didn't submit a picture. He submitted no video of a contract signing. He didn't sign the sabatoge clause. He said for people not to use his code or go. He never had ANY intention of fighting. Vamp has fucking Stockholm syndrome for such a fucking pathetic drug addicted crippled loser.

And somehow, kumitards think he didn't lose? Let me say this: You dont show up to a game, you lose. You get DQed, you lose. Tonka fucking lost.

How any kumitards can defend this is fucking laughable. This isn't stupidity. Its obviously fraud to back out of the fight.

Tonka is a coward and a pussy ass bitch. Andy should just ignore him. The only thing they should do is that Zoom documentary where they blow his asshole out.

The funny part I find is that Ralph, Andy and a ton of other people are making bank by this fucktard committing fraud and lying and being a coward. Tonka was basically obliterated from orbit. This is way worse than Mundane Fatt. He is no longer the embarrassment of the internet.

Tonka will NEVER live this down. Either he tried to get a ringer and failed or sabatoged it from the beginning. He can never talk shit again without his pozzed asshole from being ripped open.

Fucking redneck drug addicted loser.
 
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Amateur wrestling rules define a no show or failure (tell em) to enter the ring as a win for the opponent. Seeing how wrestling is such a big part of Donga's character it would be interesting to see him try and spin it so that it wasn't a win for Andy.

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Smarty Pants said:
I notice that too. They posted the 'diversity and inclusion' thing TWICE in one Facebook post lmfao!
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I think it's brilliant.

That's them saying "Okay, look... Andy is a Canadian retard cokehead who is a total edge-lord and has had some controversial guests on his show, and we know a lot of people don't like him... but SERIOUSLY... Tonka was the one that fucked this up. Facts are facts."

Every dumb thing Andy has done before and during this makes Donga's cowardice look even worse.
 
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