Robby Pilkington / Tonkasaw / Robi Vio - Failed pro-wrestler, failing IBS anchor, toughest guy on the internet

[Fougaro]

Here's hoping...

Kraut: "Intensify DDos. I don't want Andy's speech to get through!"
<PPV continues>
Kraut: "INTENSIFY DDoS!"
Random Kumitard: "It's too late!!!"

I think that in the end Kraut should have appeared in Tonka's stead to fight Andy.

 

[JB 236]

This is going to be the gayest shit ive seen in years when Andy makes that speech.

 

[Captain Manning]

This is going to be the gayest shit ive seen in years when Andy makes that speech.

It can be the gayest thing in the history of gay. All he has to do is stand in the ring and say some variation of "Where's Tonka?" and he WINS.

 

[JB 236]

It can be the gayest thing in the history of gay. All he has to do is stand in the ring and say some variation of "Where's Tonka?" and he WINS.

I swear to christ if he comes in with a wheelchair the stream is going off

 

[Slimy Time]

Two guys, one with an 0 and 3 record, and another with one eye are in the cage... Tonka is a fucking disgrace.

 

[Superman93]

https://twitter.com/Andywarski/status/1086795179087093760
At least one of them has had sex with one of their immediately family members at some point in their life.

 

[Fougaro]

0-4. He should consider challenging Tonka now.

 

[UnKillFill]

Ouch, imagine losing to a dude with only one eye... And still being more respected than Donga.

 

[Captain Manning]

I swear to christ if he comes in with a wheelchair the stream is going off

He might. But it wouldn't matter to me. He says "Where's Tonka?" and then, 194 miles away in Piedmont, Alabama, you hear a gunshot go off.

 

[Disrespected Pronouns]

As you watch all this trash MMA, remember that all these people managed to navigate the hurdles of "signing contract with real name" and "going to doctor."

 

[Slimy Time]

0-4. He should consider challenging Tonka now.

Still got more balls that him. 4 losses and he still gives it a go.

Edit: Now we have a 40 year old man with a 1-4 record fighting a guy in his 20s. Every one of these guys make Tonka look worse and worse. Nigga, go there, get hit once or twice, get locked and tap, done, you don't look like a bitch.

 

[Fougaro]

Still got more balls that him.

To be fair, so does Vamp.

 

[JB 236]

Imagine training for years and years and getting beaten almost every fight to get to a fight night. Only for the main spot to be taken by two retards who have never fought in their lives, sperging up everything and spouting memes that you have no clue on.

And then one does not turn up.

 

[The Reaper]

Imagine training for years and years and getting beaten almost every fight to get to a fight night. Only for the main spot to be taken by two exceptional individuals who have never fought in their lives, sperging up everything and spouting memes that you have no clue on.

And then one does not turn up.

Main card is a few girls. Andy and Tonka were supposed to be before that.

 

[JB 236]

Main card is a few girls. Andy and Tonka were supposed to be before that.

oh, still pretty gay

 

[Francis York Morgan]

Imagine training for years and years and getting beaten almost every fight to get to a fight night. Only for the main spot to be taken by two exceptional individuals who have never fought in their lives, sperging up everything and spouting memes that you have no clue on.

And then one does not turn up.

Eh, most of the people fighting at the "indy level" of MMA are people who fight/train casually. You might occasionally see a young scrapper looking to build a record and get noticed by one of the promotions that'll pay, but shows like this are almost entirely filled with the types I mentioned previously. For example, they just had a guy in the ring at the age of 40 with a 1-4 record. Not what I'd call a journeyman fighter.

Still, as it's been pointed out time and time again, each person on the show can say they are a better fighter than Chief No-Show.

As you watch all this trash MMA, remember that all these people managed to navigate the hurdles of "signing contract with real name" and "going to doctor."

Trash MMA can be fun to watch from time to time. It's usually a lot of quick fights with people who know just enough to do stuff but not enough to wind up doing three-to-five rounds of clinches or grapplefuck.

 

[Fougaro]

Imagine training for years and years and getting beaten almost every fight to get to a fight night. Only for the main spot to be taken by two exceptional individuals who have never fought in their lives, sperging up everything and spouting memes that you have no clue on.

And then one does not turn up.

You know what I find to be the most amazing thing about this whole debacle? Tonka constantly claimed that he had a 3-0 MMA record that turned out to be bullshit. Andy now has a verifiable 1-0 record. This fucking sped is now officially more of an MMA fighter than Chieftain Squeaking Wheelchair.

 

[Slimy Time]

Those punches...

FFS Kemo-Sabe

 

[MidUSA]

Those punches...

FFS Kemo-Sabe

The MMA version of this:

Minus FIVE STARS!

 

[NSA]

I have 4 new waifus now.