[Twitter 1/20] Chris goes nuclear over all the blocking and threatens protecting tweets. - Update 1/30 - Chris sets account to private again, begins manually purging followers list

[TrippinKahlua]

Chris sets his own self up with these blocks by using that damn blushing emoji so much.

He should try randomly blushing to a real life female as he speaks to her, she'll run screaming for jerkops before you can say "Zap to the extreme."

You blush when you become aroused at actions, not because you want to spread "kindness."

 

[The American Hedgehog]

As if being a gross and creepy pervert, who uploads their exploits to the Internet isn't enough explanation. Chris is getting a good we3ning by his own hand, and everyone knows it.

The wéens don't have some moral right to fling shit at everyone Chris tweets at.

Some people block him because of his actions or reputation, yes, but some don't. At least three of the blocked people didn't have a problem with Chris tweeting to them until the trolls interfered.

 

[zap2theextreme]

I really don't care if Chris can't have one way conversations on twitter where he replies to no-name brony artists with insightful posts like "Awesome Picture! " and then they meekly reply with "Thanks" and immediately forget he exists 10 seconds later.

 

[TrippinKahlua]

Why doesn't he send his husband out to kill the haters?

Once again, the all powerful Magi-Chan can teleport and have psychic surveillance but never does squat.

 

[Apteryx Owenii]

Chris reducing his public twitter presence would be a good idea; therefore, he will not do it. Among which.

 

[Tonberry]

I'm kinda divided on this one. Yeah, sending porn drawings to a person just because they replied to Chris's tweets once is completely autistic and unfunny. It's far more entertaining to see Chris screw himself up by being Chris, and then blame the entire internet for his mistakes.

But at the same time I can't help but think this is probably the best case scenario for anyone Chris makes contact with. It's probably better to have a retarded rando tweet some dumb shit at you and then just nope right the fuck off before Chris can get attached to you.
Just look at what happened to Doopie. It's been almost two years since the last time she talked to him, she blocked him and protected her posts, and he still keeps bringing her up. And all she did was take a commission from him.

 

[cohensd]

Sounds like some mutually as-sperged destruction

 

[Proctologist Supreme]

It's more fun to watch Chris in the wild and let him burn bridges on his own.

...and then walk down the valley and shit on the remnants.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

Here we go again.

Wéen commentary begins:

 

[Gunslinger]

Who is he kidding. He loves the attention money too much to let just select and approved followers (which would be all on his list) see his tweets.

Ftfy fam

 

[The American Hedgehog]

lol, some idiot wéen commented, bitching at Chris, and of course didn't untag the other person from the convo. She thought the comment was directed at her and didn't even give a shit.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

Chris' thought process:

"Can I blame the trolls for this?"

"No? Blame the trolls anyway! [goes more insane]"

 

[GhostBird50]

hi im really new to the farms and shit but I'm just wondering. why doesn't he or a group of people just report the little shits for harassment on twitter. With enough reports those accounts will get shut down right?

 

[The American Hedgehog]

hi im really new to the farms and shit but I'm just wondering. why doesn't he or a group of people just report the little shits for harassment on twitter. With enough reports those accounts will get shut down right?

Chris has tried reporting. But people will just make new accounts. One of them, Mike Hirtes, for example, has a ton of accounts.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

If fatty protects his tweets, his e-begging tweets also won't get out

 

[Slowinthemind]

He planned to starve himself to death in jail in 2012 if he got convicted for running down Snyder because he didn't want to eat prison food or something. He finally got the ball rolling on a hooker because he thought that if he died he didn't want to die a virgin.

Such a joke of a threat, Chris considers going a day without food as starvation. The fat bastard can go weeks without food without any real problems, it would take months before any doctor would take his starvation seriously.

 

[pentylspacer2600]

what was the gif doing?

 

[StandoTsukaeBunny]

what was the gif doing?

It's a girl running into a wall. Chris uses it regularly to express his frustration

 

[Kuruminha]

It doesn't matter if he does it, our Kiwi Farms tactical espionnage experts will have hacked his Twitter not even ten minutes after.

SplinterChu.

And he's always had a huge, instinctive aversion to physical risk or discomfort, which I can't see him getting around.

The Un-Clit, CWCSicle, and violent videos made for the IdeaGuys seem to differ. I actually think he has some degree of immunity to pain but is too dumb to even acknowledge it.

 

[Mr. 0]

Well, people can blame w3ens all they want just like they blame all of Chris' hardships on "external" factors, which are out of his control, but it doesn't change that this would happen eventually. If anything, Chris has continually invited this mess into his life by being such a pretentious jackass, who is high on his own toxic farts. Trump has lots of we3ns breathing down his back, and he's actually important and liked by others.

yeeeaaahhh... Do we really want (and to condone) anymore content influenced by weens? It's usually funnier when he fucks up on his own. I'm attributing his current round of chimping to being a fluke, usually chris bitches for a second and shuts down.

Such a joke of a threat, Chris considers going a day without food as starvation. The fat bastard can go weeks without food without any real problems, it would take months before any doctor would take his starvation seriously.

lol like he'd make it a day