Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Gladatha]

Back to Jack Jr, does he even have a job to support his wife to be? I don't think he's making much money with his YouTube rap career. What about going to college?

I think a while ago he mentioned that he worked at Publix as a grocery bagger, but that's probably not enough to sustain a family.

 

[Long Sun]

Jack jr will likely support if dads job soon

 

[John Carmack]

agreed. jack's the type of guy who thinks he can do no wrong. but since he sucks at what he does a lot of people are obviously going to comment on his mistakes. yet he takes it the wrong way as opposed to using the criticism to better his channel because he's a huge bitch

i've mentioned it before but at this point he's simply uploading videos just to bring in some measly cash. what's the point of even having a youtube channel if there's no way to see what your audience thinks? its pretty obvious he turned off his comments because a lot of people were commenting about how he stopped keto

also, it looks like jack jr got a tattoo

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Looks like a Christfag version of Altered Beast

 

[Bassomatic]

Jack has no qualms about being the big fish in a small pond. That's why he does what he does and doesn't try for shows etc..

His ego shows hes happy with that and he pretends hes a big fish in a big pond when really hes a hack cook in a no name hick town.

I am sure jack jr girl has something haunting her or she wouldn't be with him. I pity her maybe a lack of family at home or something.

 

[Gladatha]

Back to Jack Jr, does he even have a job to support his wife to be? I don't think he's making much money with his YouTube rap career. What about going to college?

I think a while ago he mentioned that he worked at Publix as a grocery bagger, but that's probably not enough to sustain a family.

Aha! The universe answered my question. Accidentally found this in the comments section.

Not sure I'm keen on being preached to by any of the Scalfanis. Especially since they follow a pastor who murdered a lady (practically decapitated her from stabbing her so much) and didn't express remorse after.

 

[MasterDisaster]

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Aha! The universe answered my question. Accidentally found this in the comments section.

Not sure I'm keen on being preached to by any of the Scalfanis. Especially since they follow a pastor who murdered a lady (practically decapitated her from stabbing her so much) and didn't express remorse after.

Never before has the saying 'Those that can't teach, preach.' Been so on point.

 

[Charlie Delicious]

Jack Jr has to be ready to take over the family's lucrative BBQ sauce empire

All that's left is for Jack Sr to pass on the secret family recipe:

Spoiler

Ketchup
Chili powder

 

[Adamska]

I really can't see Junior passing Theology courses to become a pastor; he just seems to be about as bright as his daddy; ie dumb as a post and as sinful as a Catholic killing himself after eating five pounds of food during Lent when his wife found out he was cheating on her and considering divorce.

But then, if he's just joining the church of kill the brown people like they currently go to, Junior may have a chance. Especially if he can pick up the conman's hustle.

 

[Aaway]

jack just doesn't give a fuck anymore

the title of the video is misspelled and he doesn't even care to fix it. not to mention its only 3 minutes long and the end result looks more like chicken noodle soup rather than chicken and dumplings. and usual he steals a thumbnail that looks nothing like the finished product

all this on top of the fact that no one is allowed to comment on his videos. he really just needs to delete his channel. his videos rarely ever get above 10k views anyways. why even bother uploading videos if you're going to be this low energy?

 

[Bassomatic]

Jack will just say "I had a stroke pity me" about the typo when yes hes just damned lazy.

 

[Man vs persistent rat]

The light in his eyes is slowly going out, eventually he will be like Barb, a sad side-character occasionally showing up in his son's videos.

 

[JackDavis]

jack just doesn't give a fuck anymore

He opens the video with a fade-in to him starting a sentence off with "And".

 

[Adamska]

jack just doesn't give a fuck anymore

the title of the video is misspelled and he doesn't even care to fix it. not to mention its only 3 minutes long and the end result looks more like chicken noodle soup rather than chicken and dumplings. and usual he steals a thumbnail that looks nothing like the finished product

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all this on top of the fact that no one is allowed to comment on his videos. he really just needs to delete his channel. his videos rarely ever get above 10k views anyways. why even bother uploading videos if you're going to be this low energy?

I'm legit baffled on how you can fuck up chicken and dumplings to the point it comes out like a soup; it's one of the simplest meals to make for fuck's sake.

But as for why he insists on continuing this despite his body failing and his laziness growing, it's purely because of his malignant and bloated ego, which happens to be the only thing comparable to his malignant and bloated body. He thinks he's a hot shot cook that thousands adore and likes that fantasy since he is by all means a failure of a human being who is kept afloat by his wife. Giving that up would make him cry buttery tears, maybe even more than the mean people that post in his comments that he's a fraud, liar, and a cunt. He also likes to show off his cooking toys and desperately hopes that he might get more gimmedats by unaware companies as well. Lastly, he probably doesn't sell his seasoning mixes too well any more; they're too expensive to buy online and they just aren't that great to use so this is his main money source now.

 

[Aaway]

yes, he does think he's some A-list youtube chef but he'd really be better off just stopping now

stroke #2 almost killed off every last bit of energy he had that went into doing his show. he pretty much never posts videos on JOTG anymore likely because he doesn't like going out with his dead arm. so all he puts out now is 2-3 minute videos once or twice a week and oh yeah, there's no way to reach him unless you have him as a friend on social media

if he stops uploading the only people who'd truly care are his flyover state fans (who are basically the only people that still watch him consistently.) everyone else realized jack was terrible years ago. and that way he could just sit around the house all day being the lazy fuck he is and completely mooching off tammy for money

 

[Aunt Myrna]

He opens the video with a fade-in to him starting a sentence off with "And".

His intros have been all over the map recently. Starting in the middle of a sentence. Starting with talking to someone off camera. The only constant is that he is usually struggling to put together a coherent thought.

jack just doesn't give a fuck anymore

the title of the video is misspelled and he doesn't even care to fix it. not to mention its only 3 minutes long and the end result looks more like chicken noodle soup rather than chicken and dumplings. and usual he steals a thumbnail that looks nothing like the finished product

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all this on top of the fact that no one is allowed to comment on his videos. he really just needs to delete his channel. his videos rarely ever get above 10k views anyways. why even bother uploading videos if you're going to be this low energy?

Who knows how long it will stay spelled wrong. With no feedback on Youtube it could be a long time.

 

[Gladatha]

Don't forget guys, even though we can't see the likes/dislikes, he still can.

Feel free to "shmash that dislike button" until he gets the message.

 

[Aaway]

surprisingly jack hasn't disabled the comments on his "eye 2 eye" channel, although from the looks of it he doesn't respond to anyone on there

 

[foodiebloobie]

Jack jr works at panda Express. A friend of mine sent me a pic of him while he was passing through and asked me "hey, isn't this that c a l i kid?"

I'll edit later when I can find the photo.

 

[AnOminous]

Jack jr works at panda Express. A friend of mine sent me a pic of him while he was passing through and asked me "hey, isn't this that c a l i kid?"

I'll edit later when I can find the photo.

No Scalfani should be allowed anywhere they cook chicken cats.

 

[Aaway]

don't see jack jr anywhere in that photo?