DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Pubic Enemy #1]

Imagine being such a toxic shithead that you turn fucking Wings babyface. Wow.

Late to the party on the fraud thing but Dave is almost certainly using the word fraud wrongly, either on purpose to exaggerate or unintentionally because he is terminally stupid. Someone probably tried to guess his gmail password or something and it was resolved in minutes. No way was he on live chat until 6am trying to sort it out. He was awake then because he binge watched Punisher with a gin bottle.

 

[Xenomorph]

It’s not like his YouTube audience can read the chat regardless... Besides, I think anyone would rather hear cheers and tips related to Wings than constant bitching and deafening silence.

And I thought about Dark’s comments about Machinima and how they, “wronged,” him, and he’s absolutely correct... Just not in the way he thinks.

Machinima did Phil dirty because they took a talentless, no class swine who doesn’t know how to be positive if it could save his life, and they placed him on a pedestal and gave him a shitload of money for no discernible reason. While I believe Phil has always been a toxic, rambling, lying, cowardly piece of shit, I think Machinima is 100% to blame for giving him a voice and an audience. Machinima is the reason that Phil has this inflated ego, this sense of entitlement, and his constant deflection of blame... He’s like a really bad kid. Machinima was supposed to be the nurturing adult and know when to give out disciplinary action, and instead spoiled him rotten. Now Phil truly believes he is a star, he believes he can just lie and swindle his fans out of their money and he just never has to grow up. Had Machinima never partnered Phil, we wouldn’t have this monster that we have today.

If Phil was older in the 80's he would be a slimy preacher like Jim Baker.

Maybe Phil can start selling end of the world food buckets.

 

[Nurse Ratchet]

So Phil's at least tried to convince his audience that WOR is some stupid, irate bully.

This is the only thing that insipid cunt ever does that extracts audible laughter from me that doesn't involve watching him panic-sob or panic-REEE; when he's in the throes of his projectile lie-vomit & unwittingly spews out something he has no idea is actually true.

That old adage has a lot of merit.. even a busted clock is right twice a day.

 

[HansGruber]

"Threw away my 6+ year partnership and tanked themselves"

For the uninitiated what Phil is doing here (inelegantly) is linking two unrelated events, and when he says that he's not laughing at Machinima's demise (which in and of itself is a misinterpretation, because they were acquired) you can point to this and say that he's lying. What he wants to imply is that Machinima's fate was in some way connected to their dropping him. He is gloating, and he's doing so completely because he talked shit and they hit back.

Post hoc ergo propter hoc is a fallacy when you're intelligent, Phil. Someone like you ought to stay away from it in the same way a toddler is kept away from matches.

I have nothing of value to add to the conversation (now or ever). Just popped in to say this is currently my all time favorite post.

Edited for double post:

If Phil was older in the 80's he would be a slimy preacher like Jim Baker.

Maybe Phil can start selling end of the world food buckets.

He *is* a food bucket.

 

[Slimy Time]

Hmm, so youtube has been auto allocating ads on his archives, and they reduce the number of ads...let's have a look...


This is Youtube's allocation


aaaaand this is Phil's allocation. 11 fucking ads in a 1 hour stream, but he's totally not all about the money.

The only reason he is doing this 11 ads per hour is because he's become so lazy that he can't be bothered to chop up his 1 hour vid into 5 minute bits.

 

[TheGoutinator]

"I would love to do a collab with Wings...but, huh.....I can't find his e-mail in my inbox. Real talk, really."

 

[Prince Lotor]

DSP did not record it, however...

I like how DSP is still trying to sell the meme that his YouTube audience and his Twitch audience are two completely separate and disparate entities with absolutely no crossover. Mrs Waggins was a longtime YouTube viewer for years who would dickride Phil in the comments. A not uncommon amount of his Twitch viewers were and are YouTube viewers. People in his streamchat occasionally refer to missing streams and having to watch the YouTube videos to catch up.

Phil would have you believe that every single Twitch viewer is an entirely new audience member ("Organic growth dood! My channel is seeing growth!!!") who stumbled across his Twitch stream and is a dedicated fan of it because of how fucking amazing his Twitch streams are. He certainly doesn't have basically the exact same amount of True & Authentic fans and the ones who were willing to move over from YouTube have, and now he's tapped out on channel growth.
He also would have you believe "Muh loyal YouTube audience dood", it certainly has nothing to do with his roaming garbage barge of a channel consisting of approximately 0.0000687% of the total videos on YouTube and his channel generating approximately 0.00006% of the total daily views on YouTube ( using this data and assuming 8 billion videos ) and of the 200 million daily viewers of gaming content on YouTube Phil seeing 0.015% of that traffic, that's just a detractor meme dood. He totally has a completely loyal and dedicated fan base, it has absolutely nothing to do with entirely random site traffic generating most of his views.

If Phil were to leave YouTube the "huge content gap" would be 6 hundred-thousandths of a percent large wow

 

[Cyber Bowling]

I love DSP's explanation that somehow talking to Wings during the game will piss off his Youtube audience. A genuine chance for actual interaction, and DSP calls it derailing.

My favorite part about this is how Phil has constantly brought up wanting chat to be more interactive before in his videos and that's how he tries to sell himself as a streamer on YouTube, but now all of a sudden being interactive with Twitch is bad because it ruins things for his YouTube audience.

 

[Nurse Ratchet]

He has the emotional intelligence of a 5 year old. I'm really curious to guess what happened at that age to have him stop developing such a crucial part of his personality.

Bro. WOLVERINE TOY.

"WHY DON'T U LISSEN TO MEEEE?"

If Phil were to leave YouTube the "huge content gap" would be 6 hundred-thousandths of a percent large wow

And absolutely nothing of value would be lost..

 

[Pargon]

My favorite part about this is how Phil has constantly brought up wanting chat to be more interactive before in his videos and that's how he tries to sell himself as a streamer on YouTube, but now all of a sudden being interactive with Twitch is bad because it ruins things for his YouTube audience.

There really oughta be about fifteen asterisks after the word "interactive" whenever quotes from DSP are used, because he really doesn't give a single shit about how much people talk in his streams, or how often he talks to his chat. All that matters to him is maximized profit. If the chat is donating, people are interacting. If they're not, the stream is "slow" and in his mind he's better off just drinking himself into a stupor.

 

[HansGruber]

If Phil was older in the 80's he would be a slimy preacher like Jim Baker.

Maybe Phil can start selling end of the world food buckets.

I mean he's half-right about one thing. There really are no quality fucking jobs. Not for Phil. Nobody's screaming to climb that greasy pole.

He might be able to find a sub-par fucking job, at best. You know, something real niche.

Yeah, used car salesman. I would not even trust this dummy to bag my groceries.

 

[Mr.PiggyOinkOinkOink]

https://mobile.twitter.com/KingOfGout/status/1087577519073755136

Random clip of dark shitting on some book for some reason, the twitter replies reveal the first chapter is a “how not to be like Phil”

 

[HeadbuttEnthusiast]

https://mobile.twitter.com/KingOfGout/status/1087577519073755136

Random clip of dark shitting on some book for some reason, the twitter replies reveal the first chapter is a “how not to be like Phil”

He has played Street Fighter 2 against the author of the book.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i7HP3OvHWdI

 

[Mr.PiggyOinkOinkOink]

He has played Street Fighter 2 against the author of the book.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i7HP3OvHWdI

Oh I see, so it was someone who WRONGED HIM!

 

[This comment matters]

Haha holy shit that chapter is Phil exactly. It's like he was thinking of Dave the entire time he wrote it.

 

[OneDaySon]

DSP did not record it, however...

He's so jealous and intimidated about others. He really does hate every other streamer just because he sees them as competition. Screw this "shills" and "clown" arguments that he puts up, it just boils down to - They're not me, they can take my viewers away, I'm scared of them, I better bring them down so I seem better.

 

[Agentsmith]

Only 1 min... Quite amusing I thought

 

[The tired cat]

Honest question, not being a bitch. How long have you been following this cow, my friend?

Not that long, I heard about the guy back in like 2015 I think, someone mentioned him in a forum post. So, I saw the "This is how you don't play MGS2-3" and some podcasts talking about him, after that he kinda faded from my memory until recently someone tossed a link in a discord chat showing one of his newer failures.

 

[Wurstbrot]

So do I get this right?
If you are by any chance well known, you are not welcomed in Phil's chat because piggy boy won't get his 100% attention? Too hard to say "Hey Wings, you here? Welcome dood"?

Literal spoiled child.

Spoiler: Experience

If you are a streamer you want to keep up a positive image. You have to show a will to be positive and peaceful. Even if there comes someone you normally don't like, try it. As long as the participants stay friendly there is no reason to be a toxic piece of dung. Maybe you will start to like each other. This is proper damage control.

 

[PomegranateKing]

Bro. WOLVERINE TOY.

"WHY DON'T U LISSEN TO REEEE?"

Fixed it for you...

Wings hit on a genius concept of winning over the trolls, and I can believe that his appearance is part of that. Those two have been talked about in the same breath for a while now. Any smart cow would see that they have similar audiences. And who wouldn't want a few extra paypigs to bring home the bacon?