Gross Anna Johnson / The Fit Vegan Ginger / Creation Nutrition / Anna's Organics Lynchburg - Jesus Freak, orthorexic, creator of vegan food monstrosities, munches to avoid getting a job

[Gentleburd]

Okay, so, Gentlebro and I are up for doing a few more recipes if you guys want to see more.
Suggest some recipes for us to try!
Not sure of the exact day we will be able to do them but it will be within the next few weeks.

 

[thejackal]

Ugh, she reminds me if my mother in law who told me I just need to believe that I'm not allergic to walnuts and I won't be anymore.

Did you tell her she's nuts?

 

[Jaded Optimist]

Did you tell her she's nuts?

Yes. Then I think my exact quote was "damn, I should have told the mom that called 911 that when her child wasn't breathing last week after he ate peanuts" (I'm a first responder)

 

[Sparklepants]

Anna’s doing weird shit to food again, courtesy of her Anna’s Organics Instagram and blog.

Spoiler: Zucchini Ziti

Don’t lie, we all know you don’t eat cheese.

 

[CWCissey]

Okay, so, Gentlebro and I are up for doing a few more recipes if you guys want to see more.
Suggest some recipes for us to try!
Not sure of the exact day we will be able to do them but it will be within the next few weeks.

Did you ever make Cranberry Fuck? I legit can't remember.

 

[Gentleburd]

Did you ever make Cranberry Fuck? I legit can't remember.

Ummm, I don’t recall myself. I will add it to the list in case we haven’t. I don’t believe we did that one.
We did a hummus one, and that mug cake (Still traumatic. We had to just toss the mug ‘cause neither of us wanted to touch that shit even just to clean it.) and I recall we did something with peanut butter.

 

[Misto]

At least the “ziti” uses normal ingredients and no coconut peanut butter protein powder or vegan himalayan goat yogurt. It would actually be somewhat edible. She must have been feeling lazy or is running low on supplies.

 

[Questionable Ceviche]

Anna is planning to get her PhD in health psychology, and so she is an expert who would like us all to know about the power of the mind-body connection:

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She says, "So many of you guys are locked in prison cells of fear, and you don't have to be! We are not designed - we are not created - to be in control of our lives. We can't control outcomes. We can just control our beliefs and our behaviors. That is all we have control over, and often we find that when we focus on that, the outcomes change too."

Fucking hell, this kid.

She would like us to know that our thoughts create neural highways in our brain, by which signals travel to our bodies. She has been reading "tons and tons of studies, all typed out" about how people have actually created their own food allergies because they read some kind of food was bad and suddenly started getting sick whenever they ate it.

She says, "Your brain is powerful because it sits on top of your head and is connected to your body!" Anna could talk about this for hours, but she won't. Happy Saturday!

While the physical manifestations of anxiety may be mistaken for a dietary intolerance by someone who is afraid of food, anxiety is itself a symptom of allergic reactions, and actual allergies are not actually caused by thinking bad thoughts in your powerful brain.

And from another, related rant, one is left with the strong impression that Anna is grumpy because people say her food looks bad, but she is going to pretend they are impugning her food's virtue in a way that has actually caused her physical suffering, rather than simply pointing out that her meals appear to be very gross:

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"Thanks for joining me lol"

So how does her diseased ideology explain neonates born allergic to breastmilk? They sure did a good job convincing themselves they were allergic to milk while in the womb.

 

[Deep Th0ts]

At least the “ziti” uses normal ingredients and no coconut peanut butter protein powder or vegan himalayan goat yogurt. It would actually be somewhat edible. She must have been feeling lazy or is running low on supplies.

That actually looks edible if you don't mind your 95% water zucchini drowning in marinara sauce. For reference a pasta ziti receipe that will soak up excess liquid (unlike zucchini) and serves 10, calls for 5 cups of marinara. Good try Anna, but it's still slop.

 

[FitBitch]

Anna is planning to get her PhD in health psychology, and so she is an expert who would like us all to know about the power of the mind-body connection:

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She says, "So many of you guys are locked in prison cells of fear, and you don't have to be! We are not designed - we are not created - to be in control of our lives. We can't control outcomes. We can just control our beliefs and our behaviors. That is all we have control over, and often we find that when we focus on that, the outcomes change too."

Fucking hell, this kid.

She would like us to know that our thoughts create neural highways in our brain, by which signals travel to our bodies. She has been reading "tons and tons of studies, all typed out" about how people have actually created their own food allergies because they read some kind of food was bad and suddenly started getting sick whenever they ate it.

She says, "Your brain is powerful because it sits on top of your head and is connected to your body!" Anna could talk about this for hours, but she won't. Happy Saturday!

While the physical manifestations of anxiety may be mistaken for a dietary intolerance by someone who is afraid of food, anxiety is itself a symptom of allergic reactions, and actual allergies are not actually caused by thinking bad thoughts in your powerful brain.

And from another, related rant, one is left with the strong impression that Anna is grumpy because people say her food looks bad, but she is going to pretend they are impugning her food's virtue in a way that has actually caused her physical suffering, rather than simply pointing out that her meals appear to be very gross:

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"Thanks for joining me lol"

She talks about being a Phd student like that actually gives her book authority. Lol shut up Anna and do a real clinical study first instead of writing a woo-based glorified research paper made of other people's work. In an age of self-publishing "I wrote a book" doesn't carry the same weight it used to.

 

[gREEEEEEEEEr]

Anna’s doing weird shit to food again, courtesy of her Anna’s Organics Instagram and blog.

Spoiler: Zucchini Ziti

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Don’t lie, we all know you don’t eat cheese.

Based on the proportional size of the piece of zucchini in that photo, I think she used the world's smallest bowl.

 

[Android raptor]

Chopped zucchini with marina and cheese actually doesn't sound bad. Doubt she actually ate it though (or ate more than a few bites of it).

Also don't lie Anna, we all know the real reason you didn't use noodles is because they have scary calories.

 

[multiverse]

Anna wants to tell us more about biodiversity - it means she can eat <1000 calories per day and that's just what her body NEEDS, Daddy God made her that way and you can't be mean to her about it!


She's definitely in some sort of Christian eating disorder program, but as usual, is twisting anything she participates in or reads to her own purposes. She was trying to eat super healthy, but those darn google searches did her dirty, and she was just too well educated and read all these medical papers that most definitely agreed with her that eating less that 500 calories was God's Own Health Plan!

But now she know that was just Satan tempting her - less than 1000 calories per day (well, less than 900 if we're really counting... which she is) is God's Real True Plan to mold an external 12 year old warrior for Christ. Praise be!

• annasorganicswellness
  Dropped some #mindbodymedicine TRUTH BOMBS over on @annasorganiclife stories this morning. Did you know fear is TOXIC? Indeed it is. Fear encompasses the desire to self-protect...fear means we feel as if WE are in control of our own lives. Fear is the absence of love. Love, trust, and faith can not exist where fear resides. -
• 
  What are you afraid of? Sickness? Snakes, spiders? For me I was afraid of FOOD. For years. This food was “bad” because it had sugar. That food was “toxic” because it had preservatives and heaven-forbid: MSG! This fear, though very real and driven by very real reasons, namely that I knew eating healthy was important in the maintenance of my #cysticfibrosis. But what I didn’t know was that this fear was actually making me sicker. As I mentioned in my stories, I talk about this so so much in my upcoming book...but fear is an emotion that can literally poison us when get too often. Don’t believe me? Do a simple PubMed search for “stress and immune system” or “stress and heart disease” or “effects of fear on physical health.” There is no shortage of research on its detrimental effects. -
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  But fear is sneaky. It can come in the obvious ways, but it can also come in the not so obvious ways. Like fear of certain foods. Or fear of showing our true selves because people may bully, reject, or tease us (also me). But healing—true healing...healing of the SOUL—cannot begin when fear still lives inside us. And when the soul can’t heal, neither can the body...we are not just bodies, after all...we are mind, body, spirit, and soul. -
  Are you spending more time thinking about your fears than your Father who promises to protect you from those fears? Spend some time reflecting on this over the weekend. Jot down your feelings and memories. Your fears. And then ask The Lord to make it very real to you His promise that He will never leave you or forsake you. And then when we cast our cares on Him, He cares for us. -
  In conclusion, fear is a primitive emotion, lighting up the emotional center of the brain. And when that center is lit up, it overrides the reason center. We can’t think logically.
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• annasorganicswellness
  We are designed for intimate love and connection with God...we are literally wired to be in a trusting relationship with Him. But we can’t enjoy the intimate relationship He wants to offer us—love, acceptance, peace, joy—until we fully fix our eyes on Him...taking them off externals and things that don’t really matter—like eating something that has disodium EDTA. Healing comes when we fix our eyes on Jesus. Really. It’s not a cliche. It’s a truth. A powerful one. And one that I talk about throughout my book...coming this year. Until then, know there is freedom to be found—in Jesus Christ. He died donee could live...FREE. #freedom
• annasorganicswellness
  #wellness#healing #faith #eatingdisorderrecovery#orthorexiarecovery #chronicillness#cysticfibrosis #overcome #strength#faithoverfear #foodfreedom#mindbodymedicine #edrecovery#bodymindspirit #soulcare #selfcare#mentalhealth #healthpsychology#functionalmedicine#naturopathicmedicine #psychology#counseling #christiancounseling

 

[Dysnomia]

You can now "rewire your brain" to get rid of sensitivities guys!

i.e. I had to come up with an excuse as to why I'm changing my diet to please my Earth parents and my ED doctors.

She may have admitting to the disordered eating but she was really skirting the issue as she never went as deep into it as she knows she is. Balls deep Anna. Balls deep.

Anna’s doing weird shit to food again, courtesy of her Anna’s Organics Instagram and blog.

Spoiler: Zucchini Ziti

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Don’t lie, we all know you don’t eat cheese.

I am disappoint that her fake baked ziti doesn't have a cutesy name. Whay happened to the days of NOgurt and the like Anna?

I was hoping you'd at least be posting about something like BacNONE and potatNOES or something creative like that. We aren't even getting strawbs and bloobs anymore. Where are my cukes Anna? Where are my cukes?

So how does her diseased ideology explain neonates born allergic to breastmilk? They sure did a good job convincing themselves they were allergic to tard cum while in the womb.

Well she could blame it on Jesus...

 

[Emotional Prolapse]

Well god damn, if only I'd known that a lack of Jesus and positive thinking is the reason Derby pie sends me into anaphylactic shock. Thanks Anna, brb while I toss these useless epi-pens!

You could walk onto any college campus, into any faculty research lab, and I guarantee the freshman psych major work-study kid manning the front desk probably has a better grasp on healthy eating and psychological well-being than Anna's crazy ass.

She's an insufferable bitch but I do have to admit, this whole "ED-recovery-but-not-really" saga is the most interesting m¡lk we've had from her in a while.

 

[cleavon little]

There is something deeply wrong with me that I'm surprised that she can be so blatantly hypocritical and not acknowledge her own bad behavior as an "expert" giving bad, harmful advice encouraging disordered eating. Why do I expect her to apologize? Or to be more humble as she (again) shares her so-called expertise? Her fellow "warriors" have got to be talking behind her back, right?

I wonder if she's still doing her bullshit iridology, etc. Also she will never be able to get any kind of counseling license because whatever "degree" she gets, to be licensed she has to actually WORK many many supervised hours and there's no way she can hack it but I'd love to see her try.

 

[Deep Th0ts]

There is something deeply wrong with me that I'm surprised that she can be so blatantly hypocritical and not acknowledge her own bad behavior as an "expert" giving bad, harmful advice encouraging disordered eating. Why do I expect her to apologize? Or to be more humble as she (again) shares her so-called expertise? Her fellow "warriors" have got to be talking behind her back, right?

I wonder if she's still doing her bullshit iridology, etc. Also she will never be able to get any kind of counseling license because whatever "degree" she gets, to be licensed she has to actually WORK many many supervised hours and there's no way she can hack it but I'd love to see her try.

At this rate, she's going to end up being the next Jilly Juice-type guru who ends up with a cult of delusional people her receipies and prescriptions may actually kill while sifting through their own poo.

 

[Durable Mike Malloy]

Anna would like us to know that you cannot fix people who will not take feedback, because from their perspective, they do not have a problem.

Indeed.

 

[Angry New Ager]

At this rate, she's going to end up being the next Jilly Juice-type guru who ends up with a cult of delusional people her receipies and prescriptions may actually kill while sifting through their own poo.

Here's one reason why I think she won't, or at least won't gather many devoted followers if she does:

She's physically unattractive.

And I'm not saying that to be a catty bitch; I'm stating it as a plain fact.

Look at all the would-be health gurus on the internet. Look at the ones (especially the women) that have any kind of following--I can guarantee you their at least passably attractive, and even if they're a bit too thin they aren't ginger skellies.

People want their internet health gurus to look healthy, or at least close enough. A health guru is aspirational, and nobody (except people who are as fucked in the head as Anna) wants to look like a prematurely aged 12-year-old.

 

[Emotional Prolapse]

And I'm not saying that to be a catty bitch; I'm stating it as a plain fact.

No, you're absolutely right. Sometimes my inner Insta-Thot wonders what she'd look like with a little brow pencil, mascara, and blush...

Then I remember her eyebrows and eyelashes are literally falling out from malnutrition and the only makeup artist who could ever make her look semi-alive is the one employed by her local funeral home.

She's so yellow. Yellow skin. Yellow-orange thinning hair. Yellow teeth. Yellow complexion - probably from her kidneys and/or liver saying 'fuck it.'

You just know she has terrible halitosis and smells like stomach acid and gelatin farts, or whatever her current health "food" du jour is.

Let's be real: Anna, like Ashley, knows she's a freakshow. She only makes empty gestures of trying to imitate normalcy for Earth Parents so she can carry on with her internet guru charade as long as possible. Or until her insane health advice kills somebody - hopefully only her.