Orbiter The Amberlynn Reid Show Supporting Cast - Because, like any giant planet, she has a lot of orbiters.

[Twinkie]

He looks like a jew and has a jew surname

 

[Make Believe]

I like eric's latest vlog. It seems the family has a strong bond. I like that. I truly don't hate eric or ricky, they are nowhere near as awful as amberlyn. I blame amberlynn for eric's annoyingness, she just brings out the worst in people. She is a fucking tumor.

 

[THOTto]

I wanted to bring this up here as opposed to the main thread. I was recently doing some reading into codependency, and one of the things that stood out for me were some of the overlooked symptoms. Codependent individuals often develop resentment and anger from feeling like they give the other party everything while none of their needs are met. Anyone with eyes can see Becky enables AL and fits that role to a T but I think it could explain some of the jabs she takes at Amber too. If two codependent people get in relationship they’ll just keep being more awful to each other until the other breaks it off. They can and do get addicted to victimhood, feeling like they have no purpose or their lives aren’t exciting without drama.

I know some people have thought Becky, Rickie and Eric starting to show open irratation is the beginning of the end but I disagree. Something like 40% of codependents are obese, and someone with and eating disorder can control 15 codependent people with ease. Another thing that made me believe this is the lack of boundaries and how quickly AL claimed everything was hers. Becky and the fags hit quite a few of the bullet points too https://psychcentral.com/lib/symptoms-of-codependency/

Spoiler: If you wanna learn more

The book I was reading was codependent no more, it’s mostly aimed to women in relationships with addicts. There’s an audiobook of it too. And there’s one aimed towards men called No More Mr. Nice Guy. Both are interesting to thumb thru if you enjoy psychological stuff.

It could be no more then “stupid is as stupid does.” But it made me chuckle that those three popped into my head.

On Topic: I think Eric just has textured hair and keeps frying it since he has no idea how to care for it. He would totally use it to squeeze pity and money for people. “Oh I’m a disabled gay minority, donate to my gfm so I can go to Disneyworld and forget the trauma I live thru” or something. Actually, I’m surprised he hasn’t done a DNA test or something. It would be more entertaining then his usual content.

 

[Donovan the Man]

Eric definitely doesn't know how to care for his curly hair, a lot of people with curly hair don't and end up with dry, frizzy hair. Straightening it with an iron doesn't help at all, that hair is a fucking mess he needs a buzz and start over using the curly girl method. If he sucks Rickie's dick every night for a week maybe he'll get to buy devacurl.

 

[peengu]

Not that he also couldn't get a straight perm to fix it if he hates it that much, but Eric's got coiled hair which isn't exactly hard to take care of in the first place. It just requires you to be pretty liberal with conditioner and hair oil, and make sure your scalp is moisturised.

That being said, with the condition his hair is in, I wonder if someone were to pat the top of his bush would a cloud of dandruff fly out like a lady's powder puff?

 

[Dainty600lbGorl]

I like eric's latest vlog. It seems the family has a strong bond. I like that. I truly don't hate eric or ricky, they are nowhere near as awful as amberlyn. I blame amberlynn for eric's annoyingness, she just brings out the worst in people. She is a fucking tumor.

Oh yeah. Neither Eric or Ricky are anywhere NEAR as bad as our gorl. I feel like Eric may kinda just suck up to Amber to help his boring AF channel, though I'm sure Ricky isn't happy about that.

 

[Birthday Dickpunch]

Eric definitely doesn't know how to care for his curly hair, a lot of people with curly hair don't and end up with dry, frizzy hair. Straightening it with an iron doesn't help at all, that hair is a fucking mess he needs a buzz and start over using the curly girl method. If he sucks Rickie's dick every night for a week maybe he'll get to buy devacurl.

He doesn't even need DevaCurl. It's a good brand, if your hair isn't protein-sensitive, but there are a ton of drugstore products that are perfectly fine for curly hair and stuff I think is just as good as DC that you can buy online for a hell of a lot cheaper.

 

[Strine]

Oh yeah. Neither Eric or Ricky are anywhere NEAR as bad as our gorl. I feel like Eric may kinda just suck up to Amber to help his boring AF channel, though I'm sure Ricky isn't happy about that.

Eric used to have a small coterie of viewers who implausibly seemed to enjoy his content and leave nice comments - maybe people were trying to chap Amber's ass or something - but lately he's been getting a much more negative response. I used to think Eric would never get views if people weren't just using his vids to whale watch, but I think he's so insufferable that he has his own demograph of hatewatchers now.

 

[Stanley_Buttkiss]

Not that he also couldn't get a straight perm to fix it if he hates it that much, but Eric's got coiled hair which isn't exactly hard to take care of in the first place. It just requires you to be pretty liberal with conditioner and hair oil, and make sure your scalp is moisturised.

That being said, with the condition his hair is in, I wonder if someone were to pat the top of his bush would a cloud of dandruff fly out like a lady's powder puff?

There's probably so much hair crap in his rat-nest that it solidified into a permanent poodle puff. Any form of patting would be met with stiff resistance.

 

[Turd Blossom]

Today's offering from Eric:

• Where he proves Amber isn't the only writer in the household by titling it "Whose Birthdays are It?"
• He's back at his Sister's, where he will be all weekend because it's her birthday on Monday. Because what better way to spend your birthday weekend than by having an obnoxious muppet invade your home?
• Eric yells at his dogs while his sister makes peanut butter truffles.
• Eric yells at Rickie for not saying "happy birthday" when he gives his sister her present of stuff from Bath and Body works.
• In a rollercoaster of events, Eric feels like he's going to sneeze, but turns out he didn't have to sneeze after all.
• Talks incessantly about some videogame
• Dog tumor talk
• Shows us the sad balloons he got for his sister and the cake she picked out for herself

The whole video took place at his sister's and was mindnumbing, even for an Eric Vlog. No mention of the beanbags.

 

[raritycunt]

Today's offering from Eric:

• Where he proves Amber isn't the only writer in the household by titling it "Whose Birthdays are It?"
• He's back at his Sister's, where he will be all weekend because it's her birthday on Monday. Because what better way to spend your birthday weekend than by having an obnoxious muppet invade your home?
• Eric yells at his dogs while his sister makes peanut butter truffles.
• Eric yells at Rickie for not saying "happy birthday" when he gives his sister her present of stuff from Bath and Body works.
• In a rollercoaster of events, Eric feels like he's going to sneeze, but turns out he didn't have to sneeze after all.
• Talks incessantly about some videogame
• Dog tumor talk
• Shows us the sad balloons he got for his sister and the cake she picked out for herself

The whole video took place at his sister's and was mindnumbing, even for an Eric Vlog. No mention of the beanbags.

I can’t believe it’s possible but...his content is even worse than Ambers

 

[Strine]

I can’t believe it’s possible but...his content is even worse than Ambers

Eric is worse than Amber. They both sit around all day but Amber actually brings in an income, and didn't call her partner "lazy" for using powdered mashed potato after working 8 hours at a slaughterhouse then cooking dinner for her (Eric actually did this to Rickie).

 

[CreedenceLeonoreGielgud]

Eric definitely doesn't know how to care for his curly hair, a lot of people with curly hair don't and end up with dry, frizzy hair. Straightening it with an iron doesn't help at all, that hair is a fucking mess he needs a buzz and start over using the curly girl method. If he sucks Rickie's dick every night for a week maybe he'll get to buy devacurl.

I don't know how any man could keep wood with Eric at his groin.

Today's offering from Eric:

• Shows us the sad balloons he got for his sister and the cake she picked out for herself

"Sad Balloons" is the official debut single from my band Clit Stuff With Just Fingers.

 

[whiskey-mum]

Where he proves Amber isn't the only writer in the household by titling it "Whose Birthdays are It?"

hate to disappoint you, but in contrast to our writer gorl, Eric doesn't have an ounce of originality in his body. It's a joke from drag race, because of course it is.

 

[Xenomorph]

hate to disappoint you, but in contrast to our writer gorl, Eric doesn't have an ounce of originality in his body. It's a joke from drag race, because of course it is.

I bet he really thinks this is what gay people are supposed to act like.

 

[Dutch Courage]

Eric is worse than Amber. They both sit around all day but Amber actually brings in an income, and didn't call her partner "lazy" for using powdered mashed potato after working 8 hours at a slaughterhouse then cooking dinner for her (Eric actually did this to Rickie).

I hate to say this, but little by little Eric has grown his channel to where it now provides him with several hundred dollars a month. That won't pay the rent, but it ought to cover daily expenses and even a few candles on top. If his subscribers double in the rest of the year (a stretch, but not impossible), he'll probably top $1000 a month, which is not bad for doing absolutely nothing.

 

[whiskey-mum]

I bet he really thinks this is what gay people are supposed to act like.

I mean, yeah. It's very apparent that he doesn't have charisma or humour of his own, so he borrows from actual charismatic and (imo) funny performers. He basically has no personality, no interesting hobbies or traits, besides the fact that he likes men. So that is what he goes with.
as many have said before I too find Eric worse than the beanbag, just because he's all the things AL is, but more boring. Which is the worst crime on a plattform like Youtube.

 

[Concerned Vagino-American]

Today's offering from Eric:

You had me at dog tumor

 

[666EVE666]

 

[John McAfee]

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She'll cave when no one asks her questions.