Inactive Gwen Hartley & The Hartley Hooligans - Attention Seeking Horrorshow Mom of Two Dead Gremlins & Finally Free Human Son

[escapegoat]

With girls as bad off as the Hartley's, if they die from a cold, no one is going to investigate it as a murder. Likewise, in infancy, their "failure to thrive" would not be investigated as criminal neglect, if one of them had "accidentally" died of thirst.

Even with bigger kids with intense medical needs, the uh... standards that will get you tossed in jail are relatively lax.

 

[W00K #17]

I'm sure the option was presented to her, at least with Claire. But this is the woman who writes nasty little letters to her doctor every year saying "My girls are still alive"...

...wonder if she's going to write one this year.

The Dr. should write one back that says "not anymore!"

 

[Muscle Bra]

Do we know if the lolcow mom... Did the lolcow mom...

If you are going to refer to Gwennie as the "lolcow mom" (which, TBH, is a phrase I kinda like), please make sure that you are using along the lines of "mom who is a lolcow" and not "mom of lolcows". Just to be clear, no one here is saying that the Hooligans are lolcows. While the posters can be amused, repulsed, and/or fascinated by the girls, the truth is that they had no say in their disabilities, their birth, or their subsequent presence on social media. That was all Gwennie and Scott, which makes them the lolcows.

I'm sure the option was presented to her, at least with Claire. But this is the woman who writes nasty little letters to her doctor every year saying "My girls are still alive"...

...wonder if she's going to write one this year.

I'd bet on an extra-venomous version this year, what with Claire's death.

 

[reddit superstar]

If you are going to refer to Gwennie as the "lolcow mom" (which, TBH, is a phrase I kinda like), please make sure that you are using along the lines of "mom who is a lolcow" and not "mom of lolcows". Just to be clear, no one here is saying that the Hooligans are lolcows. While the posters can be amused, repulsed, and/or fascinated by the girls, the truth is that they had no say in their disabilities, their birth, or their subsequent presence on social media. That was all Gwennie and Scott, which makes them the lolcows.


I'd bet on an extra-venomous version this year, what with Claire's death.

I ment the mom herself is the "lolcow mom". As in I can't remember the lady's name or even be bothered to scroll up to the top of the page to learn it while I'm here at the bottom of the page typing, so I'm calling her "lolcow mom". Thanks for the input newfriend.

 

[FramerGirl420]

Whadya tryna infer here, bruv? All I see is a sassy teen brimming with a rebellious, colorful personality.......

Fucking hottie. How much longer til she’s legal?

 

[Muscle Bra]

I ment the mom herself is the "lolcow mom". As in I can't remember the lady's name or even be bothered to scroll up to the top of the page to learn it while I'm here at the bottom of the page typing, so I'm calling her "lolcow mom". Thanks for the input newfriend.

Nah, it's cool. I kinda like the term "lolcow mom".

Also, I don't think I realized that you've only been at the Farms for less than a week. Welcome!

 

[reddit superstar]

I appreciate the welcome. I'm still trying to learn the customs and proper etiquette. It seem that keeping posts pertinent (or humorous) as possible while omitting any personal feeling is the way to inhabit the farms. Would you agree?

 

[TheWhiteRabbit]

You'd think that sunscreen for babies would be mild enough for the potatoes. But no, we have to go granola mama full stop. Some essential oils can cause skin irritation. But it's all natural so it's all good.

I wonder if Gwen knows that Fifty Shades of Grey is just bad Twilight fanfiction with Edward and Bella's names changed and the vampirism taken out? I've read excerpts and it was ff.net levels of bad. It's like a 16 year old's idea of fetishes and erotica.

As for the raw tard cum, it's very possible that it's causing the diarrhea or at least making it worse. I think the potatoes would have been shit fountains regardless because they are not sentient and therefore cannot consciously control their bowels. But add in raw tard cum and it becomes much worse. From Google:



https://www.fda.gov/food/resourcesforyou/consumers/ucm079516.htm



Yay word filter.

Now the potatoes are given goat tard cum because it's easier on some people. But the fact remains that it is still raw. So imagine severely disabled children with constant diarrhea and the dehydration and GI trauma it's causing.

Now some people swear by raw goat tard cum formula. And the Amish dairy stand I went to at the Reading Terminal Market said that it was mainly sold to mothers for their babies. In Pennsylvania it is legal to sell raw tard cum on the retail level. Although I don't see it at places like Walmart it is not that hard to find being sold if you know where to look. I tried raw goat tard cum once. It tasted fine and I was fine. But it was experimental and I won't do it again. However, I am an adult and understand the risks involved. Children, especially ones like the potatoes, cannot make those decisions for themselves.

As I've stated before in the Anna Johnson thread, Amish dairy farmers make a mint off of people like Gwen. Crazy granola mamas who go gaga over raw tard cum, essential oils and organic everything like it's a panacea for everything under the sun.

https://tard cum.procon.org/view.resource.php?resourceID=005192

Gwen is in Kansas, right? Raw tard cum is not available at retail in Kansas. But it can be bought on site at farms, which is likely how Gwennie gets it.



So unless you are looking for it you won't find it. People that buy meat eggs and dairy directly from farms probably spread the word to interested parties. But it's not like here in Pennsylvania where you are permitted to take your raw tard cum to market and sell it the same as you would any other product. You've got to drive out to the farm yourself to get the raw tard cum. I sure hope that Gwen didn't take her potatoes to the farm to pet the goats. That's not sanitary or safe for severely disabled immune-comprimised children.

Now I don't think that raw tard cum killed Claire. But the constant diarrhea and the threat of getting a nasty illness from the bacteria couldn't have been helpful. That stuff was going right into her feeding tube.

I still don't understand why, with their GI issues, that they weren't on plant based tard cum instead. I'd think that going dairy free would be the safest bet. But Gwen always knows best.

Gwen has said that it’s not even just any ol’ random raw tard goat cum. Apparently the little beast (Miss Sensitive, according to Gwennie) can only tolerate raw tard goat cum from one specific farm. You’d think she would try to find alternatives or at least one solid backup should that farm, or even specific goat(s) stop producing for one reason or another.

 

[Muscle Bra]

I appreciate the welcome. I'm still trying to learn the customs and proper etiquette. It seem that keeping posts pertinent (or humorous) as possible while omitting any personal feeling is the way to inhabit the farms. Would you agree?

Keeping posts pertinent is key.

Humor is appreciated (since we're dealing with some fairly depressing/serious subjects here) but it's also OK to be informative or present a viewpoint without being compelled to be funny.

It's even OK to speak on your personal feelings (and even to bring personal viewpoints into the threads) but always ask yourself if *that* is the hill you want to die on.

Gwen has said that it’s not even just any ol’ random raw tard goat cum. Apparently the little beast (Miss Sensitive, according to Gwennie) can only tolerate raw tard goat cum from one specific farm. You’d think she would try to find alternatives or at least one solid backup should that farm, or even specific goat(s) stop producing for one reason or another.

SMDH. Lola literally has no idea which way is up, yet she is so picky that she can only drink milk from one farm and will only use one specific rubber nipple?

 

[Monolith]

I appreciate the welcome. I'm still trying to learn the customs and proper etiquette. It seem that keeping posts pertinent (or humorous) as possible while omitting any personal feeling is the way to inhabit the farms. Would you agree?

Not personal feeling so much as personal information (as vague as it may be), but otherwise yeah.

 

[Barbarella]

I appreciate the welcome. I'm still trying to learn the customs and proper etiquette. It seem that keeping posts pertinent (or humorous) as possible while omitting any personal feeling is the way to inhabit the farms. Would you agree?

Keep threads as on-topic as much possible (although we stray to the philosophical in this thread, most threads you will just talk about the cow),try not to jump to the end and ask questions without reading at least some of the thread so you don’t look like a newbie moron, and for Gods sake, NEVER mention your age again! Or anything personal, not how you know something, your appearance, or who you know. This isn’t really a forum for younguns although can’t say I wouldn’t have done it myself at your age. Just be careful. There is some nasty stuff here so protect yourself and remember, we are pointing out oddities, not normal people and behaviors. Stay away from PM conversations until you know the characters, and keep in mind, they aren’t private anyway. Lurk for a while so you can blend in.

Don’t take ratings seriously and remember, we are all weirdos and autists.

Enjoy!

 

[reddit superstar]

Keep threads as on-topic as much possible (although we stray to the philosophical in this thread, most threads you will just talk about the cow),try not to jump to the end and ask questions without reading at least some of the thread so you don’t look like a newbie moron, and for Gods sake, NEVER mention your age again! Or anything personal, not how you know something, your appearance, or who you know. This isn’t really a forum for younguns although can’t say I wouldn’t have done it myself at your age. Just be careful. There is some nasty stuff here so protect yourself and remember, we are pointing out oddities, not normal people and behaviors. Stay away from PM conversations until you know the characters, and keep in mind, they aren’t private anyway. Lurk for a while so you can blend in.

Don’t take ratings seriously and remember, we are all weirdos and autists.

Enjoy!

Thankyou for your time and considerate post, it was informative and will be taken to heart. The "I'm 12" thing is a meme... a very old meme. For all intensive purposes however, on this board I am 12.

 

[Muscle Bra]

The "I'm 12" thing is a meme... a very old meme.

This old meme was new to me, so I checked with Uncle Google:

"I'm 12 Years Old and What is This?", also known as "I'm 12 and what is this?", is a catchphrase typically used to react to something that is considered vulgar or outlandish, such as x-rated media. It is sometimes used to express general confusion, similar to "wat" and "what is this I don't even".

Better yet, though, one of the first image results that returned was this one:

 

[TheWhiteRabbit]

Keeping posts pertinent is key.

Humor is appreciated (since we're dealing with some fairly depressing/serious subjects here) but it's also OK to be informative or present a viewpoint without being compelled to be funny.

It's even OK to speak on your personal feelings (and even to bring personal viewpoints into the threads) but always ask yourself if *that* is the hill you want to die on.


SMDH. Lola literally has no idea which way is up, yet she is so picky that she can only drink tard cum from one farm and will only use one specific rubber nipple?

Maybe the raw tard goat cum is easier to projectile vomit large distances. We all know Lola & Gwen are very proud that she can spray puke with as much force as a fire hose.

 

[Barbarella]

Ah well, fooled me, I’d never seen that meme. I have seen a lot of real 12 year olds posting places like this, with amazing grammar. So you never know. Glad it wasn’t true tbh.

As for Gwen, i just read the guestbook on Claire’s funeral page. It was about what you’d expect, a lot of angels flying free in heaven stuff. And one candle it by a person with the username Pedobear.
Nothing really worth reading, sadly.

The only one that really seemed engaged with Gwen’s fantasy was this one, and I’m left to wonder what teenage antics did Claire do? Smoke weed? Get drunk at a party and take a selfie blowing some dude? Post on an inappropriate forum? .

Hello,
I’m so very sorry for your family’s loss.
I was so in love with Claire and still am with the rest of your family.
Her teenaged antics made me smile, and i know she is in heaven with the other angels, watching over all of you, smiling.
Your family is in my thoughts and prayers as you go through this difficult time, but we all know how much she was loved by all of you and all of us.

 

[TheWhiteRabbit]

Just saw this comment on the vid of Lola bowling. There are many ways to describe Lola but “alert” is definitely not one of them. Also, I wonder what exactly she thinks the pinheads accomplished?

 

[Muh Vagina]

The only one that really seemed engaged with Gwen’s fantasy was this one, and I’m left to wonder what teenage antics did Claire do? Smoke weed? Get drunk at a party and take a selfie blowing some dude? Post on an inappropriate forum? .

Hello,
I’m so very sorry for your family’s loss.
I was so in love with Claire and still am with the rest of your family.
Her teenaged antics made me smile, and i know she is in heaven with the other angels, watching over all of you, smiling.
Your family is in my thoughts and prayers as you go through this difficult time, but we all know how much she was loved by all of you and all of us.

All the high school kids are projectile shitting. Get with the times!

 

[Muscle Bra]

View attachment 646908

That comment is so over the top (even for a right-to-lifer) I have to question if the poster was trying to "stealth troll" or something. "Captivating" and "alert" are two words that could never be applied to the Hooligans, and as for accomplishments? Those poor kids have not improved one whit since the day they were born.

 

[TheWhiteRabbit]

That comment is so over the top (even for a right-to-lifer) I have to question if the poster was trying to "stealth troll" or something. "Captivating" and "alert" are two words that could never be applied to the Hooligans, and as for accomplishments? Those poor kids have not improved one whit since the day they were born.

I'm used to seeing virtue signaling comments about how perfect the girls are but I have to admit seeing Lola described as alert surprised me. I really wanted to reply to the person & point out that it was pretty much impossible for the girls to accomplish anything given their conditions are degenerative. However, I knew that if I did I would quickly be bombarded by followers' comments telling me how terrible/ugly/miserable I am for not seeing the girls as the gorgeous, smart, world changing blessings they are & then Gwen would block me. Gotta keep quiet so I can lurk.

 

[cupcakes666fucker]

Here you go .
View attachment 190311 View attachment 190312

Does anyone have a copy of this typed I cannot for the life of me figure out 90% of his squished up writting. I know it's cursive but it's like smooshed cursive.