Emily Rose Youcis / @realemilyyoucis / "Pistachio Girl", creator of Alfred Alfer - e-famous animator, neo-nazi sperg who wants to be raped by Aryan men, peanut vendor

[Claire Muncaster]

aahh!! like i said, 2 dogs = me & flatmate. i've had pets since birth, loved to see them getting on & licking each other's faces.

said flatmate who shares jimmy screamerclauz's (i love that name) real 1st name can do labby's voice so well, even down to things he says to her!!. hearing that voice/my friend's imitation of it makes me have a lil mini seizure. i love it, i love it, i love it.

part of me was/is shocked seeing labby's treatment of his so-called friend. i was so sad when she cut her paws on the fence crying for him but in a way those cartoons'll remind me re said flatmate so i'm glad i found them.

no we won't be licking each other's faces when he leaves. or singing that song from 'charlotte's web'. i might kiss his nose tho

how old was emily when she wrote that re “creamy”?? should i be worried that i am in my mid-30s & know exactly how she feels??

is there a thread re screamerclauz??

 

[Gorka]

Youcis was born in 1990, which makes the math easy. "Alfred's Big Surprise" is from 2013, which means she was 22 or 23 years old when it was posted.

Meanwhile: This morning I entered Youcis' name into a variety of search engines, looking for fresh data. As a search term is typed, a drop-down menu shows the most popular searches incorporating what you've input so far. Typing "Emily Youcis" into search fields is currently returning, among the most popular searches, "Emily Youcis Warren Balogh". That second name is new to me in the Youcis saga. Of course, it could be a random thing with no connection.

I did a perfunctory search for "Warren Balogh". There are a number of hits associated with a 36-year-old man, such as the one on mylife dot com (The link won't post for some reason). There is a Facebook account for a guy in PA named Warren Balogh who looks to be in his 30s. Youcis said on Gab her fiance is a "very handsome, respectable German-Hungarian Nazi who is not an e-celeb of any kind". The name Balogh "is of Hungarian medieval origins".

Anyone here who is more practiced than I in the special Kiwi Farms brand of online research may be able to run with this in some direction or other.

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[Claire Muncaster]

thanks gorka. I do wonder what she was more upset re -- losing screamerclauz or the steady stream of pirated stuff he provided her. I can see why she was tho, have you seen his photo??!! cor!!

 

[Gorka]

That's a flattering pic of Claus. I always thought he looked like a generic person, visually similar to several stoned people of my acquaintance. If anything, he has sort of a Pete Townshend thing going on.

I followed Claus' work before I knew there was any Claus/Youcis connection. There are several interviews with him on podcasts and a few YouTube interviews. His personality is not as eccentric as that of Youcis'. He seems like a normal person who doesn't thirst as wildly for celebrity and acclaim as Youcis. For some reason, I never noticed the dog-based crossover between their works. Big duh. It's so obvious.

Each member of the couple appeared as guests on the interesting Forever Alone Filmmaking Podcast, years ago. When Youcis and Claus split, I guess the producers chose sides and stuck with Claus. On Newgrounds, Youcis says she was barred from that podcast because of the breakup, although I'm not sure if that's literally or entirely true. However, since the split, the podcast has only featured Claus and no Youcis.

In 2009 Youcis was put on powerful meds to treat craziness. The drugs cause weight gain. She ended up looking like this by 2013:

Is THAT the reason Screamerclaus left? She still looks okay here, but some people don't care for pudge. In any event, Youcis has slimmed down these days to the point at which she looks like a cartoon version of the Joker in the face.
(Here she appears to be getting sad and embarrassed as some Frenchy-sounding guy gets rude and insulting with her. That back-story should be juicy)

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In February 2013, after the breakup, her blog entry tells more about The Creamin' Claus exit in a rambling, incoherent way. It's quite scrambled. I'll excerpt it here.
Link:
http://weedyweedyweed.xanga.com/201...-i-am-a-pathet-and-do-not-deserve-human-love/

Fᴇʙʀᴜᴀʀʏ 13, 2013
ᴍᴏʀᴇ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴄᴏᴍғɪʀᴍs ɪ ᴀᴍ ᴀ Pᴀᴛʜᴇᴛ ᴀɴᴅ ᴅᴏ ɴᴏᴛ ᴅᴇsᴇʀᴠᴇ ʜᴜᴍᴀɴ ʟᴏᴠᴇ

[This appears to be a taken from a discussion on 4chan. She used to haunt /f and other forums, and often conversed with herself. First there are many insults aimed at her and likely written by her, such as:]

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Aɴᴏɴʏᴍᴏᴜs 02/12/13(Tᴜᴇ)23:25 Nᴏ.1884371
ɴᴏᴛ ᴛʜɪs ᴄʀᴀᴢʏ ғᴜᴄᴋɪɴɢ ᴄᴜɴᴛ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ʀᴇᴛᴀʀᴅᴇᴅ ᴘsʏᴄʜᴏᴅᴏɢ ᴀɢᴀɪɴ, ғᴜᴄᴋ ᴛʜɪs sʜɪᴛ, ɢᴇᴛ ʜᴇʟᴘ ʏᴏᴜ ғᴜᴄᴋɪɴɢ sʜɪᴛғᴀᴄᴇᴅ ᴀssғᴀɢ.
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ʏᴏᴜ ᴅᴏ ɴᴏᴛ ᴅᴇsᴇʀᴠᴇ ʟᴏᴠᴇ ᴇᴍɪʟʏ ʏᴏᴜᴄɪs ᴅɪᴇ 02/12/13(Tᴜᴇ)23:57 Nᴏ.1884408
ʏᴏᴜ ᴄᴇʀᴛᴀɪɴʟʏ ᴅᴏ ɴᴏᴛ ᴅᴇᴇsᴇʀᴠᴇ ʜᴜᴍᴀɴ ᴇғғᴇᴄᴛɪᴏɴ ᴏʀ ғʀᴏᴍ ᴀɴʏ ᴏᴛʜᴇʀ ᴅᴏɢ ᴏʀ ᴀɴɪᴍᴀʟ ᴄʀᴇᴀᴛᴜʀᴇ. ɪɴsᴛᴇᴀᴅ ᴜ ᴅᴇsᴇʀᴇ ᴛᴏ ʙᴇ ɴᴇɢʟᴇᴄᴛᴇᴅ ᴀɴᴅ ᴀʙᴜsᴇᴅ ᴀɴᴅ ᴅᴇɴɪᴇᴅ sᴇx. ᴘʟᴇᴀsᴇ ɢᴏ ᴋᴇʟʟ ᴜʀ sᴇʟғ. ʟᴏʟ ᴋᴇʟʟ. ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴋᴇʟʟʏᴄᴋʟᴏᴀʀᴋsᴏɴ ᴏʀ ᴋᴇɴᴀɴ ᴀɴᴅ ɢᴏ ᴛᴏ ʜᴇʟʟ ᴇᴍɪʟʏ ʏᴏᴜᴄɪs ᴅɪᴇ ᴄᴜɴᴛғʟᴀᴘ

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Aɴᴏɴʏᴍᴏᴜs 02/12/13(Tᴜᴇ)23:30 Nᴏ.1884379
Rᴇᴘʟɪᴇs: >>1884401
ɪ ɴᴇᴠᴇʀ ᴜɴᴅᴇʀsᴛᴀɴᴅ ᴛʜᴇsᴇ. ɪs ɪᴛ sᴏᴍᴇ ᴋɪɴᴅ ᴏғ sᴏᴄɪᴀʟ ᴄᴏᴍᴍᴇɴᴛᴀʀʏ ᴏʀ sᴏᴍᴇᴛʜɪɴɢ?

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ɢᴏ ɢᴇᴛ ᴏɴ ᴍᴇᴅs ᴘʟʟᴇᴀsᴇ ғᴏʀ ᴀʟʟ ᴏᴜʀ sᴀᴋᴇ ᴅɪᴇ ᴇᴍɪʟʏ ʏᴏᴜᴄɪs 02/12/13(Tᴜᴇ)23:45 Nᴏ.1884396

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Aɴᴏɴʏᴍᴏᴜs 02/12/13(Tᴜᴇ)23:48 Nᴏ.1884398
ᴅᴀʀɢᴏᴅ ʜᴇʟᴘ ʜᴇʟᴘ ᴍᴇ ɴᴏ sʜᴇ ᴅᴏᴇs ɴᴏᴛ ᴇxɪsᴛ ɪᴛ ɪs ᴍᴇ ɪ ᴡᴀɴᴛ ɪɴ ᴅᴇᴀᴛʜᴄʟɪᴄᴋ ᴛʜᴇ ᴡᴏʀʟᴅ ᴄᴏᴍᴇ ɢᴇᴛ ᴍᴇ ᴛɪᴄᴋᴇᴅ ᴏɴ ᴛʜᴇ sʟᴏᴘᴇ ᴘᴇᴀᴄᴇ ʙᴇ ᴡɪᴛʜ ʏᴏᴜ ᴡʜᴇʀᴇ ɪs ᴛʜᴇ ᴅᴀʀᴋ ᴀɴᴅ ᴅᴀʀᴋ ᴀɴᴅ ᴅᴀʀᴋ ᴀɴᴅ ᴀɴᴅ ᴀɴᴅ ᴀɴᴅ ᴀɴᴅ ʜᴇʜʜᴇʜᴇʜᴇʜᴇʜᴇʜʜᴏᴡ ʜᴇʜᴇʜᴇʜᴇʜᴏᴡ ᴛʜᴇʀᴇ ɪs ɴᴏ ᴛɪᴍᴇ ʟᴏᴏᴋ ᴛᴏ ᴛʜɪs ᴊᴜɴᴇ ғᴏʀ ᴛʜᴇ ʙᴇʏᴏɴᴅ ɪᴛ ɪs ᴛʜɪʀᴅ ᴇxᴄᴜsᴇ ᴍᴇ ᴀʙᴜsᴇ ᴍᴇ sʜɪᴘ sᴘᴏᴛᴛᴇᴅ ɴᴇᴀʀ ɴᴏᴠᴀ sᴄᴏᴛɪᴏᴀ

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ᴀssғᴀɢ ᴀssғᴀɢ 02/13/13(Wᴇᴅ)00:07 Nᴏ.1884412
ᴇᴍɪʟʏ ʏᴏᴜᴄɪs ɪs ᴀɴ ᴀssғᴀɢ

That goes on for a while. Then Youcis as Youcis chimes in....

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CANT STOP ME NOWWOW DONT STOP ME NW 02/13/13(Wᴇᴅ)01:58 Nᴏ.1884519
Rᴇᴘʟɪᴇs: >>1884526
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Gᴏᴅᴅᴀʏ ғʀᴀOND.! Lɪᴛᴛʟᴇ ᴅᴏ ᴜ ᴋɴᴏᴡ ᴛʜᴀ ᴛɪ AM ᴇᴍʟʏ ʏᴏᴜᴄɪs, ᴀɴᴅ ɪ ᴍᴀᴇᴋ ᴜᴘ 234234 ᴘᴇʀᴄᴇɴᴛ ᴏғ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄᴏᴍᴍᴇɴᴛs ɪ ɴ ʜᴛɪs ʜᴇʀᴇ sʜɪᴛᴛʜʀᴇᴀᴅ. ᴡʜʏ ᴡᴏᴜʟᴅ ɪ? ᴡʜʏᴇʟ, ʙᴇᴄᴀᴜsᴇ ɪ ᴀᴍ ᴀᴛ ʀᴏᴄᴋ ʙᴏᴛᴛᴇᴍ , ʙʀᴏᴋᴇ ᴀɴᴅ ʟɪᴠɪɴɢ ᴀᴛ ᴍᴏᴛʜᴇʀs ᴀɢᴀɪɴ. ʙᴜᴛ ᴅᴏ ɴᴏᴛ ғᴇᴀʀ, ғᴏʀ ᴛʜᴇ ᴀʟғʀᴇᴅ ᴍᴏᴠɪᴇ sʜᴀʟʟ ᴄᴏᴍᴍᴇɴᴄᴇ ɴᴏᴡ, ᴀɴᴅ ɪᴛ ᴡɪʟʟ ʙᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ʙᴇsᴛ ʜɪɢɴ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴇᴠᴇʀ sʜɪᴛᴛᴇᴅ ғʀᴏᴍ ᴍʏ ғɪɴɢᴇʀs. SO ɢᴏ ᴀʜᴇᴀᴅ ᴀɴᴅ ᴛʀʏ ᴀɴᴅ ᴄʜᴏᴘ ᴏғ ᴍʏ ғɪɴɢᴇʀs. ɪᴛs ᴛʜᴇ ᴏɴʟʏ ᴡᴀʏ ᴜʟʟ sᴛᴏᴘ ᴛᴍᴇ ɴᴏᴡ. ᴄᴜᴢ ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇ ᴡᴏʀᴅs ᴏғ ғʀᴇᴅᴅɪᴇ -
TONIIGHTT GONNA HAVE MYSELFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF A REALL GOODTIME MMM I FEE AL ALLLIIFIIFIFIFIFIFIIFFIFIIIFIFIFIFIFI AND THE ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRLD TURNIN INSIDE OUT YE
CANT STOP ME NOW
DONT STOP ME NOW MANIC DEPRESSION

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ᴇᴍɪʟʏ ʏᴏᴜᴄɪs ᴅᴏᴇs ɴᴏᴛ ᴅᴇsᴇʀᴠᴇ ʜᴜᴍᴀɴ ʟᴏғᴇ ᴇᴍɪʟʏ ʏᴏᴜᴄɪs ᴅᴏᴇs ɴᴏᴛ ᴅᴇsᴇʀᴠᴇ ʜᴜᴍᴀɴ ʟᴏғᴇ 02/13/13(Wᴇᴅ)02:14 Nᴏ.1884534
1884532 ᴀʜ ɪ sᴇᴇ ᴡᴇʟʟ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴘᴇʀsᴏɴ ᴘʀᴏʙʟʏ ʟɪᴠᴇs ɪɴᴛʜᴇ ᴍɪᴅᴡᴇsᴛ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴛʜᴇ ʟᴇᴠᴇʟ ᴏғ ᴅᴇsᴘᴇʀᴀᴛɪᴏɴ ʜᴇ ʜᴀs. ᴀʟsᴏ ɪᴛs ᴘʜʏɪᴄʟʟʏ ɪᴍ ᴘʟᴏssʟɪʙʟᴇ ᴛᴏ ɢᴇᴛ ʟᴀɪᴅ ᴀs ɪ ʟɪᴠᴇ ɪɴ ᴍʏ ᴍᴏᴍs ʜᴏᴜsᴇ ᴀɴᴅ sʜᴇ ᴅᴏᴇsɴᴛ ʟɪᴇᴀᴠᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ʜᴏᴜsᴇ sᴏ ᴛᴇʜʀ ɪs ɴᴏ ᴡᴀʏ ᴛᴏ ʙʀɪɴɢ ᴏᴠᴇʀ ᴀ ʙᴏʏ. ᴀʟsᴏ ɪ ᴅᴏɴᴛ ᴡᴀɴᴛ ᴛᴏ ɢᴇᴛ ᴀɪᴅs ᴀɴᴅ ᴇᴠᴇʀʏᴏɴᴇ ʜᴀs ᴄʜɪʟᴅʀᴇɴ sᴏ ɪ ᴡɪʟʟ ғᴜᴄᴋ ᴀʟғʀᴇᴅ ғᴏʀ ᴛʜᴇ ʀᴇsᴛᴏ ᴏғ ᴍ ʟʏ ʟɪғᴇ. ᴀʟʟsᴏ OHHHHH ʙᴜᴛ ɢᴜᴇss ᴡᴜᴛ ғᴏʟᴋsʟsᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴡᴏɴᴛ ʟᴀsᴛ ғᴏʀ ᴛᴏᴏ ʟᴏɴɢ ᴄᴜᴢ ᴛʜᴀᴛs ᴛᴏᴏ ᴍᴜᴄʜ ᴍᴇɴᴏɴʏ ʜᴇʜᴇʜᴇʜᴇʜᴇʜᴇʜʜᴇʜᴇʜ ᴛʜᴇʏ sʜᴀʟʟʟ ᴀʟʟ ᴄᴏᴍʙᴜsᴛ ᴇʜʜᴇʜᴇʜᴇʜᴇʜᴇʜᴇ ɪ sʜᴀʟʟ ᴡᴀᴛᴄʜ ᴀʟʟ ʙᴜʀɴ ɪɴ ғʟᴀᴍᴇs ᴇʜᴇʜʜᴇʜᴇʜᴇʜ ᴀʟsᴏ ᴇᴍɪʟʏ ʏᴏᴜᴄɪs ᴅᴏᴇs ɴᴏᴛ ᴅᴇsᴇʀᴠᴇ ʜᴜᴍᴀɴ ʟᴏғᴇ ᴛʜᴀᴛs ᴡʜʏ ᴅᴜʜ

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GET LAID NO SHE CANT EMILY YOUSSIS CANT 02/13/13(Wᴇᴅ)02:05 Nᴏ.1884523
EMILY YOUSSIS CANTGET LAID NO SHE CANT *(ᴀɴᴅ ᴄᴀɴᴛ ᴍᴀsᴛᴜʀʙᴀᴛᴇ ɴᴇɪᴛʜᴇʀ)

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Aʟғʀᴇᴅ ᴍᴏᴠɪᴇ 2013 02/13/13(Wᴇᴅ)03:29 Nᴏ.1884583
1884578
ɪ ᴜsᴇᴅ ᴛᴏ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ғʀɪᴇɴᴅs ɪɴ ᴘʜɪʟʟʏ ʙᴜᴛ ɪ ᴊᴜsᴛ ɢʀᴀᴅᴜᴀᴛᴇᴅ ᴄᴏʟʟᴇɢᴇ ᴀɴᴅ ᴍᴏᴠᴇᴅ ʙᴀᴄᴋ ᴛᴏ ᴍʏ ᴍᴏᴍs ʜᴏᴜsᴇ ᴡʜᴇʀᴇ ɪ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ɴᴏ ғʀɪᴇɴᴅs ᴇxᴄᴇᴘᴛ ғᴏʀ ᴏɴᴇ. ɪ ᴀᴍ ᴀɴ ɪsᴏʟᴀᴛᴇ ɴᴏᴡ, ʙᴜᴛ ᴛʜɪs ɪs ғᴏʀ ᴛʜᴇ ʙᴇsᴛ ғᴏʀ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ɪs ʜᴏᴡ ɪ ᴍᴀᴅᴇ ᴍʏʙᴇsᴛ ᴀʟғʀᴇᴅ's ɪɴ ʜʏsᴄʜᴏᴏʟ - ᴛʜᴇ ᴘʟᴀʏʜᴏᴜsᴇ, ʀɪsᴇ ᴏғ ᴀʟғʀᴇᴅ, ᴇᴛᴄ - ᴡɪᴛʜ ɴᴏ ғʀɪᴇɴᴅs ᴀɴᴅ ɴᴏʙᴏᴅʏ. ᴀʟsᴏ ɪ ᴊᴜsᴛ ɢᴏᴛ ᴅᴜᴍᴘᴇᴅ ᴠɪᴀ ᴛᴇxᴛ ɴᴇᴀʀʟʏ ᴀ ᴍᴏɴᴛʜ ᴀɢᴏ *(ғᴜᴄᴋsʜɪᴛ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴡᴇɴᴛ ʙʏ ǫᴜɪᴄᴋ) ᴀғᴛᴇʀ ᴏᴠᴇʀ ᴀ ʏᴇᴀʀ sᴏ ɪ ᴀᴍ ᴠᴇʀʏ ᴍᴜᴄʜ ᴀʟᴏɴᴇ ɴᴏᴡ. ɪ'ᴠᴇ ᴛᴀᴋᴇɴ ᴛᴏ ᴛᴀᴋɪɴɢ ᴏᴠᴇʀ /ғ/, ᴀs ɪᴛ ɪs ᴛʜᴇ ᴏɴʟʏ sᴏᴜʀᴄᴇ ᴏғ ᴘᴏᴡᴇʀ ɪ ᴄᴀɴ ɢᴇᴛ ɴᴏᴡ. ʙᴜᴛ ᴛʜᴇ ᴀʟғʀᴇᴅ ᴍᴏᴠɪᴇ ᴡɪʟʟ ʙᴇ ʙᴇᴛᴛᴇʀ ᴛʜᴀɴ ᴇᴠᴇʀ, ᴀs ɪᴛ ɪs ᴛʜᴇ ᴏɴʟʏ ᴛɪɴɢ ɪ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ɴᴏᴡ. ᴛʜᴇ ᴏɴʟʏ ᴛʜɪɴɢ ɪ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴏʙsᴇs ᴏᴠᴇʀ.
1884579 ɪ ʙᴇʟᴇɪᴠᴇ ᴜ ᴀʀᴇ ᴛᴀʟᴋɪɴɢ ᴀʙᴏᴜᴛ ᴀʟғʀᴇᴅ ᴄʜʀɪsᴛ, ᴏɴᴇ ᴏғ ᴍʏ ғɪɴᴇsᴛ ᴘᴇɪᴄᴇs ᴏғ sᴘᴀᴍ. ʏᴇs ɪᴛ ɪs ɪ. ᴛʜᴀᴋ ᴜ ғᴏʀ ᴜʀ ᴇᴍᴀɪʟ. ᴛʜᴇ ᴋɪɴᴅɴᴇss ᴏғ ᴀɴᴏɴ ɪs ᴀʟʟ ɪ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ɴᴏᴡ. ɪ ᴄᴀɴᴛ ɢᴇᴛ ʟᴀɪᴅ, ɪ ᴄᴀɴᴛ ᴅᴏ sʜɪᴛ. ɪ ᴄʀʏ. ʙᴜᴛ ɪ ʀᴇᴀʟɪᴢᴇ ᴍʏ ʟɪғᴇ ɪs ᴊᴜsᴛ ʟɪᴋᴇ 56 ᴘᴇʀᴄᴇɴᴛ ᴏғ ᴀʟʟ ᴀᴍᴇʀɪᴄᴀɴ ʏᴏᴜᴛʜᴇs ᴀɴʏᴡᴀʏ.
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And that's enough for now. I'm averaging over a post per day about this nonsense!

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One more thing: Youcis has a dedicated hater account at gab:
https://gab.ai/TheNiggerWord


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[MediocreMilt]

Is THAT the reason Screamerclaus left? She still looks okay here, but some people don't care for pudge. In any event, Youcis has slimmed down these days to the point at which she looks like a cartoon version of the Joker in the face.
(Here she appears to be getting sad and embarrassed as some Frenchy-sounding guy gets rude and insulting with her. That back-story should be juicy)

Jean-Francois Gariepy (or some version of that, not totally sure how to spell his name). He was trying people out as revolving cohosts after he split from Andy Warski. IIRC he had Emily on twice as guest host, and one time is the infamous "Nuke Africa!" stream.

I'd say part of the problem with her looks today is she has (to a lesser degree) Lindsay Ellis's problem of too pale of a face with too deep red of a lipstick.

 

[Gorka]

I had to Google Lindsay Ellis and the Frenchman.
No time to elaborate on the very nasty France-wah Galaga
story now, but there IS a certain resemblance between
Youcis and Ellis.

This story could use a team of researchers. I can see the
Emily Youcis saga some day being made into a book and/or
movie (depending on how it all works out in real life). It feels
as if I'm only scratching the surface. I've already lost some
Youcis material I can't find again (sloppy computer housekeeping).
I had a whole folder of pics circa 2010 or so of Youcis drunk at a
party. I found them in December 2018. I accidentally deleted them
and I can't remember where they came from. Google is no help.

In one of the pics, Youcis is sitting in a kitchen chair in a dress.
She is holding a bottle of liquor or wine. She is barefoot. Her
slim, almost ratlike feet are exposed. Her toe length doesn't
line up as expected! I thought that might provoke some entertaining
speculation on her genetic/mental issues. Instead of the usual taper,
her third toe was longer than the second. It set off alarm bells. The last
feet I saw like that were on my crazy dead ex-wife of decades ago.
Is that toe-length issue a red flag for crazy? Might there have been a
diagnostic breakthrough based on Kiwi Farms research?
This is an approximation of the described condition, courtesy of
the Google® company:

 

[Contingency_1]

Emily is my toe baby. I write her love poetry and she plays with my toes. Toes! Toes toes toes toes toes toes, gosh. Toes!

 

[HG 400]

I had to Google Lindsay Ellis and the Frenchman.
No time to elaborate on the very nasty France-wah Galaga
story now, but there IS a certain resemblance between
Youcis and Ellis.

This story could use a team of researchers. I can see the
Emily Youcis saga some day being made into a book and/or
movie (depending on how it all works out in real life). It feels
as if I'm only scratching the surface. I've already lost some
Youcis material I can't find again (sloppy computer housekeeping).
I had a whole folder of pics circa 2010 or so of Youcis drunk at a
party. I found them in December 2018. I accidentally deleted them
and I can't remember where they came from. Google is no help.

In one of the pics, Youcis is sitting in a kitchen chair in a dress.
She is holding a bottle of liquor or wine. She is barefoot. Her
slim, almost ratlike feet are exposed. Her toe length doesn't
line up as expected! I thought that might provoke some entertaining
speculation on her genetic/mental issues. Instead of the usual taper,
her third toe was longer than the second. It set off alarm bells. The last
feet I saw like that were on my crazy dead ex-wife of decades ago.
Is that toe-length issue a red flag for crazy? Might there have been a
diagnostic breakthrough based on Kiwi Farms research?
This is an approximation of the described condition, courtesy of
the Google® company:

You're creepy as fuck why are you like this?

 

[Claire Muncaster]

you must really like her, 2nd photo lovely

if you like him as well i spose you've got 'where the dead go to die??'

company probably preferred his work. that newgrounds link said he'd joke re leaving her by the side of the road

said friend who can do labby's voice is staying for bit longer. “ju-just a lil bit longer”. when i was recommending said person my friend only heard the claus part & thought i was referring to santa
so cos i id w/ alfred so much the schoolgirl incarnation is all over my page.

it's mainly labby's voice that gets me going, which is worrying as well as that raspy voice he does in the trailer

stoned people, ooohh can you put me in touch w/ them, then?? i've a real thing for men who smoke weed' tho I don't.
pleasepleaseplease can you upload 'wtdgtd' to youtube cos i'm bit shaky w/ dvds & tend to drop them. could look @ him all day xx

 

[Gorka]

You're creepy as fuck why are you like this?

Oh, this is not about me.
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can you upload 'wtdgtd' to youtube

It's available in several places, such as this:

Googling unearths many more uploads of the same movie, in addition to
a large number of critiques and reactions. The work provokes strong
feelings. It's too bad there's no cohesive Alfred Alfer cartoon of similar length.
Alfred isn't quite as punishing to the forebrain as Mr. Claus' creations.
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stoned people, ooohh can you put me in touch w/ them, then?? i

I'm afraid most of those acquaintances fell by the wayside a few years ago.
However, I suspect there is a ready supply of stoned youngsters to be found
by looking in any direction and pointing randomly.

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you must really like her

From a safe distance, she and her works are fascinating. I had no idea before
stumbling into December's revived Youcis drama that there was such a rich
history here. I'd seen the Alfreds on Newgrounds for years but I hadn't bothered
to read every bit of news and commentary bracketing the videos until the last few
weeks. Picking up the story is made easy by the enormous quantity of breadcrumbs
strewn about the web by Youcis herself, which she has not bothered to clean up.
That's either an act of defiant ownership or entertaining negligence.
Most of the info nuggets were found by following links from earlier in this very thread.

Tracking down the [likely nonexistent] "Tragic Youcis" comic book would be a
bonus, as would clarity regarding her current endeavors! And when will she
surface again to say more monstrously repugnant things? (It's still difficult to
believe she's serious about this White Sharia business, but it would be hard
to commit to a joke for three whole years without breaking).

Meanwhile, Duck is still offering this, but it leads to nothing of substance:

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Jean-Francois Gariepy (or some version of that, not totally sure how to spell his name). He was trying people out as revolving cohosts after he split from Andy Warski. IIRC he had Emily on twice as guest host, and one time is the infamous "Nuke Africa!" stream.

Kiwi Farms is a comprehensive goldmine of fuckery. That JF Gamera guy has his own thread here, and it even references the Youcis incident. He seems snotty!
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/jfg-j...french-pervert-the-public-space.38787/page-39

Copied & pasted from one area of Kiwi's Playhouse to another:
As ᴀ ʀᴇᴄᴀᴘ, ғᴏʀ ᴛʜᴏsᴇ ɴᴏᴛ ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇ ᴋɴᴏᴡ
1) JF ɪɴᴠɪᴛᴇs Eᴍɪʟʏ ʙᴀᴄᴋ ᴏɴ ғᴏʀ ᴀɴ ɪɴᴛᴇʀᴠɪᴇᴡ ᴏɴ 23ʀᴅ Jᴜɴᴇ ғᴏʀ ᴛʜᴇ ғɪʀsᴛ ᴛɪᴍᴇ sɪɴᴄᴇ ʜᴇ ʀᴇᴊᴇᴄᴛᴇᴅ ʜᴇʀ ɪɴ ᴘʟᴀᴄᴇ ᴏғ Lᴀᴜʀᴇɴ. Iᴛs ᴀ ᴠᴇʀʏ ᴀᴡᴋᴡᴀʀᴅ ᴀɴᴅ ᴜɴᴄᴏᴍғᴏʀᴛᴀʙʟᴇ sʜᴏᴡ. Hᴇ ᴄᴏɴsɪsᴛᴇɴᴛʟʏ ᴍᴜᴛᴇs ʜᴇʀ ᴀɴᴅ ᴅᴇsᴄʀɪʙᴇs ᴛʜᴇ ᴛʜɪɴɢs sʜᴇ ɪs sᴀʏɪɴɢ ᴀs ᴜɴᴀᴄᴄᴇᴘᴛᴀʙʟᴇ. Aᴛ ᴏɴᴇ ᴘᴏɪɴᴛ sʜᴇ ᴊᴏᴋᴇs ᴀʙᴏᴜᴛ ᴛʜᴇ Bᴏɢᴘɪʟʟ ᴀɴᴅ ʜᴏᴡ ᴛʜᴇ Bᴏɢs ᴀʀᴇ ᴄᴏɴᴛʀᴏʟʟɪɴɢ ᴛʜᴇ ᴡᴏʀʟᴅ, ᴀɴᴅ ʜᴇ ғɪʀᴍʟʏ ᴅɪsᴀᴠᴏᴡs ᴛʜɪs "ᴄᴏɴsᴘɪʀᴀᴛᴏʀɪᴀʟ ᴀʟʟᴇɢᴀᴛɪᴏɴ" ᴀɴᴅ ᴛᴀᴋᴇs ɪᴛ sᴇʀɪᴏᴜsʟʏ
JF ᴜᴘʟᴏᴀᴅᴇᴅ ᴀ ᴄᴇɴsᴏʀᴇᴅ ᴠᴇʀsɪᴏɴ ᴏғ ᴛʜᴇ sʜᴏᴡ, ʙᴜᴛ ʜᴇʀᴇs ᴛʜᴇ ᴏʀɪɢɪɴᴀʟ ᴜɴᴅᴏᴄᴛᴏʀᴇᴅ: ʜᴛᴛᴘs://ᴡᴡᴡ.ʏᴏᴜᴛᴜʙᴇ.ᴄᴏᴍ/ᴡᴀᴛᴄʜ?ᴠ=ᴋJ88ᴍʏDᴏᴡOs&ғᴇᴀᴛᴜʀᴇ=ʏᴏᴜᴛᴜ.ʙᴇ

2) JF ɪɴᴠɪᴛᴇs Eᴍɪʟʏ ʙᴀᴄᴋ ᴏɴ ᴛʜᴇ 1sᴛ Jᴜʟ. Tʜɪs ᴛɪᴍᴇ ɪᴛs ᴛᴏ sᴘᴇɴᴅ ᴀ ᴏɴᴇ ʜᴏᴜʀ sᴏʟᴇʟʏ ᴏɴ "ᴛᴇᴀᴄʜɪɴɢ ʜɪs ɢᴜᴇsᴛ ʏᴏᴜᴛᴜʙᴇ T&C's ᴀɴᴅ Cᴀɴᴀᴅɪᴀɴ ʟᴀᴡ". Iᴛ ᴘʀᴏᴄᴇᴇᴅs ᴛᴏ ʙᴇ ᴀ ᴅɪsʀᴇsᴘᴇᴄᴛғᴜʟ sʜɪᴛsʜᴏᴡ, ᴡʜᴇʀᴇ ʜᴇ sᴀʏs ᴡʜᴀᴛ sʜᴇ ᴄᴀɴ ᴀɴᴅ ᴄᴀɴᴛ sᴀʏ ᴏɴ ʜɪs sʜᴏᴡ. Eᴍɪʟʏ ɢᴇᴛs ᴠɪsɪʙʟʏ ᴍᴏʀᴇ ᴀɴᴅ ᴍᴏʀᴇ ᴘɪssᴇᴅ ᴏғғ ᴀs ᴛʜᴇ sʜᴏᴡ ᴘʀᴏᴄᴇᴇᴅs, ᴀɴᴅ ɪᴛs ᴀɢᴀɪɴ ᴀ ᴠᴇʀʏ ᴀᴡᴋᴡᴀʀᴅ ᴀɴᴅ ᴜɴᴄᴏᴍғᴏʀᴛᴀʙʟᴇ ᴇxᴘᴇʀɪᴇɴᴄᴇ ғᴏʀ ᴇᴠᴇʀʏᴏɴᴇ ɪɴᴄʟᴜᴅɪɴɢ ᴛʜᴇ ᴀᴜᴅɪᴇɴᴄᴇ. Tʜᴇ sᴛʀᴇᴀᴍ ɪs ᴅᴇʟᴇᴛᴇᴅ ᴀɴᴅ ᴀɴʏ ʀᴇᴜᴘʟᴏᴀᴅs ᴏɴ ᴏᴛʜᴇʀ ᴄʜᴀɴɴᴇʟs ᴀʀᴇ ᴄᴏᴘʏʀɪɢʜᴛ sᴛʀᴜᴄᴋ.
Hᴇʀᴇs ᴀ ᴍɪʀʀᴏʀ ᴏɴ ᴀ ᴅɪғғᴇʀᴇɴᴛ sɪᴛᴇ: https://anonfile.com/Z9i2fbfbb3/videoplayback__5_.mp4

 

[Big Nasty]

She should have kept taken her meds. In the pictures from 5-10 years ago, she seems like shes "there" and in touch with her surroundings. The current year version of her doesn't, her eyes have a sluggish and vacant look to them.

 

[AnOminous]

She should have kept taken her meds. In the pictures from 5-10 years ago, she seems like shes "there" and in touch with her surroundings. The current year version of her doesn't, her eyes have a sluggish and vacant look to them.

The meds may also be what made her fat and that would be one reason she doesn't like taking them.

 

[Gorka]

She should have kept taken her meds. In the pictures from 5-10 years ago, she seems like shes "there" and in touch with her surroundings. The current year version of her doesn't, her eyes have a sluggish and vacant look to them.

As far as nailing down her med calendar, she first posted she was "going on meds" at
Newgrounds in 2009. There's no way of knowing if she was also on them when she was
younger (and perhaps being treated for the psychological trauma of daddy abuse).
She mentioned going "off meds" in, I think, 2017 (I really should arrange this stuff with notes).

I'm a writer by trade (belied by my atrocious technique here). I wonder if there's a book in this.
That's an idea with potential! But for it to exist in a commercial arena, there has to be a bad
ending of some sort... or perhaps a redemption/pulling-back-from-the-precipice kind of story...

EMILY Y
THE INSPIRING STRUGGLE OF A TROUBLED YOUNG WOMAN, BROKEN BY ABUSE,
TO ESCAPE FROM A WORLD OF HATE THAT NEARLY CONSUMED HER, AND RETURN
TO THE WHOLESOME PRODUCTION OF DOG POARN CARTOONS IN HER MOM'S HOUSE
~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
with "special" photographs by George Youcis
Soon to be a major lotion stricture
Starring SNL's entrancing Leslie Jones as Emily Y

 

[lowkey]

You're creepy as fuck why are you like this?

Probably because she is like his dead ex wife:

The last feet I saw like that were on my crazy dead ex-wife of decades ago.

How many days until this guy will wear emily's skin-suit?

 

[The Flawless Gazelles]

@Gorka why the obsession with her?

 

[HG 400]

Oh, this is not about me.

It's not supposed to be about you but it kind of is. You're being super weird and obsessive. Just look at you. You've been here a month and literally every post you've made is a textwall obsessing over pistachio girl and posting her feet and shit, multiple times a day. Youcis is weird and interesting to talk about and all but at some point a person has to look at what you're doing and ask ; why are you like this?

 

[Gorka]

at some point a person has to look at what you're doing and ask ; why

When asked what I'm doing here and why, I can only quote Carl from
SLINGBLADE... "I don't rightly know." It's possible I may have gotten
carried away.

 

[HG 400]

When asked what I'm doing here and why, I can only quote Carl from
SLINGBLADE... "I don't rightly know." It's possible I may have gotten
carried away.

Are you also developmentally challenged like Karl is?

 

[Gorka]

Are you also developmentally challenged like Karl is?

Karl is clearly a superior individual. He cannot be successfully integrated into
a primitive society of mere humans. His perception is profoundly true and pure;
his activities and goals beyond immediate mortal comprehension. That is the
point of the film!

 

[MediocreMilt]

Karl is clearly a superior individual. He cannot be successfully integrated into
a primitive society of mere humans. His perception is profoundly true and pure;
his activities and goals beyond immediate mortal comprehension. That is the
point of the film!

Oof. Whaddaya say we all just go back to autistically documenting Emily, with less feet and dead wives this time, the way you're supposed to do on a Kiwi Farms thread? Yeah?