Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Furina]

jack just doesn't give a fuck anymore

the title of the video is misspelled and he doesn't even care to fix it. not to mention its only 3 minutes long and the end result looks more like chicken noodle soup rather than chicken and dumplings. and usual he steals a thumbnail that looks nothing like the finished product

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all this on top of the fact that no one is allowed to comment on his videos. he really just needs to delete his channel. his videos rarely ever get above 10k views anyways. why even bother uploading videos if you're going to be this low energy?

Does Jack really have anything going on in his life apart from his videos? If he did stop making them, what would he do with his time? Go back to cooking for his church and prayer group (assuming he's still a part of that)? But that wouldn't give him a convenient alibi for all the "as seen on TV" junk he keeps buying. He can't claim it was sent to him as part of his show if he doesn't have one. No show = no bragging = no ego stroking. The show's all he's got in his life anymore.

 

[Aaway]

Does Jack really have anything going on in his life apart from his videos? If he did stop making them, what would he do with his time? Go back to cooking for his church and prayer group (assuming he's still a part of that)? But that wouldn't give him a convenient alibi for all the "as seen on TV" junk he keeps buying. He can't claim it was sent to him as part of his show if he doesn't have one. No show = no bragging = no ego stroking. The show's all he's got in his life anymore.

he'd probably spend his days playing pokemon go and stuffing himself with fast food until he suffers another stroke

 

[Furina]

he'd probably spend his days playing pokemon go and stuffing himself with fast food until he suffers another stroke

Well if that's the case, his show might be the only thing keeping his next stroke at bay. If he's forced to cook at least somewhat healthy food, instead of just gorging on junk, he might get a few more years before the inevitable. What a state of affairs where you're relying on half-cooked chicken, blue steaks, and burnt vegetables to keep you alive. Really makes me wonder if Jack should just go all out and stuff himself silly, accepting the fact he probably won't live to see the birth of his grandchildren.

 

[JackDavis]

Jeez, his tongue doesn't even look real.

Here's what he ordered for himself. A tomato casserole, ribs, deviled eggs, pulled pork and brisket. He doesn't eat biscuits btw, that would be too much food.

BTW it's been 8 months since his stroke, shouldn't he be able to do some stuff with his dead arm by now?

 

[Gladatha]

That food looked hardcore disgusting. Who the fuck orders deviled eggs at a restaurant? He really must be kidding himself if he thinks any of this is healthy.

He really seems to think that bread is the devil but this is not keto for the crumbs on the tomato (fruit which contains sugar) casserole and the sugary sauces on the meat. The pulled pork was also served on a slice of bread.

I also love how passive aggressive he was about Tammy losing the footage.

Notice how he talks about arriving as they're about to close so they have run out of stock on the peppers and sauce. Of course he's the kind of guy that shows up just before closing and stays for hours. I'm sure he eats loads of spit.

He also seemed really proud of himself for ordering the world's tiniest salad. Guess he's met his quota for 2019.

 

[Aaway]

surprise, another short and low energy video

no reviews on what everyone ate or asking them how the food was. not even shots of what they all ordered. just a shot of his little salad, his awful looking dinner, and asking his mom how the mac and cheese is. and then he blames tammy for the video being short

what a shitshow

 

[AnOminous]

surprise, another short and low energy video

no reviews on what everyone ate or asking them how the food was. not even shots of what they all ordered. just a shot of his little salad, his awful looking dinner, and asking his mom how the mac and cheese is. and then he blames tammy for the video being short

what a shitshow

Somehow he still manages to make time for his disgusting tongue to make an appearance. What a filthy swill sucking pig.

 

[Aaway]

in the month or so after his stroke he'd talk about how he was doing exercises for his arm and even tried moving it a few times on the show

but then it seems he basically just gave up trying to rehab it. typical lazy ass jack

 

[AnOminous]

in the month or so after his stroke he'd talk about how he was doing exercises for his arm and even tried moving it a few times on the show

but then it seems he basically just gave up trying to rehab it. typical lazy ass jack

His tongue has become prehensile to compensate for the lack of an arm.

 

[Zero fks to give]

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Jeez, his tongue doesn't even look real.

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Here's what he ordered for himself. A tomato casserole, ribs, deviled eggs, pulled pork and brisket. He doesn't eat biscuits btw, that would be too much food.

BTW it's been 8 months since his stroke, shouldn't he be able to do some stuff with his dead arm by now?

When you try something you've never had b4 by stuffing half of it in your mouth. Does he even know his sampler is supposed to be for the table? Tammy must have good life insurance on him, cos she's enabling him, like they say on 600 lb life.
I wish he'd do something with stroke arm for our amusement.. Maybe graffiti it... ‍

 

[Aaway]

just noticed that the video starts with him speaking mid-sentence already

but like everything else wrong with his videos, there's no way he'll find out since he turned the comments off. his "chicken and dumplings" video from CWJ is still up and misspelled

 

[JackDavis]

Serious question. Does anybody here or anyone you know stick their tongue out when taking a bite like him and Tammy do? Is it a fat person thing or is it uniquely Scalfani?
I just paid attention to how I eat and my tongue is way far back behind my teeth so I don't bite it off.

 

[AnOminous]

Serious question. Does anybody here or anyone you know stick their tongue out when taking a bite like him and Tammy do? Is it a fat person thing or is it uniquely Scalfani?
I just paid attention to how I eat and my tongue is way far back behind my teeth so I don't bite it off.

I've never seen it, but most people, even if they did do that sometimes, would know not to be a revolting hog-like piece of shit and do it in public.

 

[Adamska]

Serious question. Does anybody here or anyone you know stick their tongue out when taking a bite like him and Tammy do? Is it a fat person thing or is it uniquely Scalfani?
I just paid attention to how I eat and my tongue is way far back behind my teeth so I don't bite it off.

Pretty sure it's purely a Jack thing, because I've never seen the cock-lick reflex get used for eating besides himself.

Literally don't get why he does it besides the subconscious desire for cocks either.

 

[Aaway]

Serious question. Does anybody here or anyone you know stick their tongue out when taking a bite like him and Tammy do? Is it a fat person thing or is it uniquely Scalfani?
I just paid attention to how I eat and my tongue is way far back behind my teeth so I don't bite it off.

i've never seen anyone else eat like that. just jack and tammy

its fucking disgusting as it is but its 100x worse when they do it because they're both morbidly obese

 

[FemalePresident]

Dear Lord, it seems like I missed too much stuff. Would anyone give me a quick update, please? How's Jack health these days?

 

[Donovan the Man]

Serious question. Does anybody here or anyone you know stick their tongue out when taking a bite like him and Tammy do? Is it a fat person thing or is it uniquely Scalfani?
I just paid attention to how I eat and my tongue is way far back behind my teeth so I don't bite it off.

It's a fat person thing, Amberlynn Reid eats like that and worst sometimes.

 

[ddlloo]

Dear Lord, it seems like I missed too much stuff. Would anyone give me a quick update, please? How's Jack health these days?

His stringent adherence to his new keto diet has paid dividends, improving his quality of life immensely. He's losing weight, gaining control of his arm again, and generally seems to be in a better headspace. Best of all, his cooking has vastly improved and he even interacts with his fans more than ever!

 

[Mesh Gear Fox]

BTW it's been 8 months since his stroke, shouldn't he be able to do some stuff with his dead arm by now?

Being as it's been this long since the stroke, it's most likely a permanent thing. I haven't really seen any noticeable improvement in all of his videos since.

 

[Kelly Bundy]

''Doesn't that look good?''. Two soggy slices of cucumber, couple cherry tomatoes, old mixed greens with some fresh mix and a fucking full green onion. Looks like garbage or leftovers ready for the bin to me. It's great that he got a half a cup of thousand island though to make it a healthy 600 calorie salad.