Careercow Adam White / Chibi / Chibinekodemyx / Aquana / ShinyAquana - Cringeworthy Speedrunner Extraordinaire, Online Predator, Sexual Deviant, Banned from magnet therapy, Has been to Japan and never shuts up about it, made an ass of himself on national Japanese television

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I think he's pursuing something game development/computer science related, judging by him complaining about math all the time, but it's hard to tell... or sometimes believe.

Having seen addicts and losers shape up throughout my life, I try to believe that lolcows can turn their ways around. But, while he's working for hours and pay that's suitable for 17-year-olds and perhaps taking part-time classes, he's also falling back on everything that's defined him for the worse. After his horrifying antics at SGDQ 2018, he's already starting shit up for AGDQ. Worse, he didn't follow his mom's ultimatum by moving out; he's just as much a parasite now as he's ever been.

So many people who suck at math think they can be game devs, little power leveling here but during my time at college it was shocking how many people were like that and they were nearly always autistic. Most of them ended up doing an art course which they also sucked at, but didn't have the self awareness to realise they couldn't draw for shit, the reason they took the art course is because they all thought they could work on games in the art department with that qualification if they did managed to pass, however in reality you still need computer science qualifications for those jobs.

 

[Zhoban]

Chibi is posting about his mom and stepdad getting a divorce, which is upsetting him tremendously, with him saying he is in desperate need of help, for finding a roommate, as his mom and him won't be able to keep the house. He feels like he's partially responsible. I felt sympathy for a second, but... Chibi, you're turning 29. You were supposed to leave the nest up to 12 years prior. You need to learn how to get a job and keep a job, like the rest of us. You probably did have something to do with the dysfunction at home-- do you know how hard it is to pay for an adult mouth to keep? Do you know how much harder it is to pay for a mouth on someone who never gives back? You doodling and streaming on Twitch is not a job - at best, it's pocket change. It's phenomenal that at least one person has offered you a place to stay, but don't expect that he'll be cool with you doing what you always do and running up his bills for free. MAN. THE. FUCK. UP.

 

[Jungle_Bananas]

Chibi is posting about his mom and stepdad getting a divorce, which is upsetting him tremendously, with him saying he is in desperate need of help, for finding a roommate, as his mom and him won't be able to keep the house. He feels like he's partially responsible. I felt sympathy for a second, but... Chibi, you're turning 29. You were supposed to leave the nest up to 12 years prior. You need to learn how to get a job and keep a job, like the rest of us. You probably did have something to do with the dysfunction at home-- do you know how hard it is to pay for an adult mouth to keep? Do you know how much harder it is to pay for a mouth on someone who never gives back? You doodling and streaming on Twitch is not a job - at best, it's pocket change. It's phenomenal that at least one person has offered you a place to stay, but don't expect that he'll be cool with you doing what you always do and running up his bills for free. MAN. THE. FUCK. UP.

Posting for everyone.
Also those replies. Jesus.

 

[Zhoban]

Posting for everyone.
Also those replies. Jesus.

I have been thinking the exact same thing. Those are precisely the last things he needs to hear. They're talking about him finding the right words to tell his mom, so he can still live with her-- the woman who just lost her marriage and house. Way to enable, kids.

 

[Tanner Glass]

He's worried about no longer having a father figure.

Dude, you're almost 30. Having a father figure didn't seem to help you out much and your "formative" years are over.

 

[FrozenFlame]

Let me get this straight; he is asking for someone to room with him, as in enter a legally binding contract where they'll be forced to live with him for a year bare-minimum...

and yet he cannot even find a roommate for a week long event at a nerd convention.

 

[Zhoban]

I honestly am at a loss about what to think of the fact that Kiwifarms is giving more helpful, constructive advice than this guy's friends.

"Man the fuck up and take control of your own life" vs. "Ah, nah, it's okay; 30 is the new 15!"

 

[MysticMisty]

I have been thinking the exact same thing. Those are precisely the last things he needs to hear. They're talking about him finding the right words to tell his mom, so he can still live with her-- the woman who just lost her marriage and house. Way to enable, kids.

It's not like they have any way for him to live at their places. Though I wouldn't mind if he hooked back up with his ex and moved in with her because the autism that'd cause would be amazing.

 

[Zhoban]

Yeah, that's really too bad about my mom getting a divorce and losing her livelihood over me, BUT OHMYGOD NOW I HAVE SOMEONE ELSE TO LIVE OFF OF, GUYZ!!1!

 

[Meowners]

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Yeah, that's really too bad about my mom getting a divorce and losing her livelihood over me, BUT OHMYGOD NOW I HAVE SOMEONE ELSE TO LIVE OFF OF, GUYZ!!1!

I give him 2 months before they kick him out for being too much of a sperg. Someone without social skills can't just live with roommates without nothing happening.

 

[Zhoban]

I give him 2 months before they kick him out for being too much of a sperg. Someone without social skills can't just live with roommates without nothing happening.

I give the situation 2-4 weeks before it's, "Well, I need a place to stay. Apparently they weren't as good of friends as I thought they were..."

So far, he's only been streaming on Twitch. You know, priorities.

 

[Into_the_Void]

I’m sorry, I have never heard about this exceptional individual until a Metokur stream this morning so I don’t know the deep lore. He’s 28 and living at home with mom? Like how fucked is this dude on a scale of 1-10?

 

[Tanner Glass]

I’m sorry, I have never heard about this exceptional individual until a Metokur stream this morning so I don’t know the deep lore. He’s 28 and living at home with mom? Like how fucked is this dude on a scale of 1-10?

He's pretty boned, but he also is no longer going to live at home (as his mother is getting a divorce and they're losing the house) but is now crashing with friends.

I've never watched his streams but I imagine they're terrible and never going to catch on, but who the fuck knows in 2019?

 

[AlmightyMagichan]

He's not nearly as fucked up as most of the other cows around here. He's more of a traditional loser who is just lazy and won't put any effort into improving himself. It's really because of that encounter with Caveman that anyone even knows he exists.

 

[Country Matters]

He's not nearly as fucked up as most of the other cows around here. He's more of a traditional loser who is just lazy and won't put any effort into improving himself. It's really because of that encounter with Caveman that anyone even knows he exists.

Yeah, he's not completely boned, but he has two major problems:

Aforementioned laziness, and his personality

Dude is every "where's my hug?" "mind if i come too?" tagger-on friend rolled into one

He's not gonna last in the new place because he has no ambition to work even something minimum wage and he doesn't seem fun to be around

 

[Lucas Silva #4903141]

So, someone uploaded Mister Metokur's other early stream on YouTube. I know it has been posted in his thread already, but I noticed something in the comments:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uk77a_wLNE4

Metokur talked about Chibinekodemyx in the video, reacted to some infamous moments of his - and BigAl2k6 had a lot to say. He was apparently somewhat close to Chibi, and dumped some info about him.

 

[Zhoban]

Looks like Chibi's gotten all riled up about Mister Metokur and BigAl2k6.

He's also going to recordings of Metokur's stream, saying that nobody can hurt him. Most of the responses are reminding him to wash his balls, with one or two white knights telling him the Iwata funeral was beautiful.

 

[Lucas Silva #4903141]

Chibi is supposedly taking a break from twitch for a few weeks. People are after him, he says.
Did he take the "sweetie squad" thing literally? I don't think anyone is really chasing him down. People in that metokur stream just laughed at his infamous moments, and then Chibi, like an idiot challenged them to "do [their] worst"

 

[AlmightyMagichan]

That seems to be gaining some momentum with these losers. Some of them are announcing how they are going offline for a few weeks or months, as if this is some radical new idea.

 

[Tanner Glass]

Chibi is supposedly taking a break from twitch for a few weeks. "

Oh no, what will his 2 regular viewers watch now?