[Twitter 1/20] Chris goes nuclear over all the blocking and threatens protecting tweets. - Update 1/30 - Chris sets account to private again, begins manually purging followers list

[Eugene90]

>> "I literally blushed on the battlefield"

Yeah Chris...way to show the world that even in anger, you're a wild horny slobbering animal who can't keep his greasy hands off people you are obsessed with.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

>> "I literally blushed on the battlefield"

Yeah Chris...way to show the world that even in anger, you're a wild horny slobbering animal who can't keep his greasy hands off people you are obsessed with.

Now that Magi-Chan's penis is off the table because of the merge, he's off to hunting more realistic yet unattainable genitals.

 

[Eugene90]

Now that Magi-Chan's penis is off the table because of the merge, he's off to hunting more realistic yet unattainable genitals.

Well, he may have heard messages in his head somewhere that if he bang his skull enough on the walls, he may find just that with enough blood and tears. Or it could just be his husband Magi-chan telling him other things similar to that.

 

[Brian Butterfield]

Boy, this dimensional merge business seems to be real convenient for Chris, now he can just blame his body for sperging on Twitter while his soul is in C-197 playing with pink ponies.

I'm betting whoever got him to calm down reminded him of an episode of MLP to rewatch, you know kinda like how you'd treat a child. Except this child is a Frankenstein's monster of developmental issues, gender dysphoria, and raging id.

 

[Eugene90]

Boy, this dimensional merge business seems to be real convenient for Chris, now he can just blame his body for sperging on Twitter while his soul is in C-197 playing with pink ponies.

I'm betting whoever got him to calm down reminded him of an episode of MLP to rewatch, you know kinda like how you'd treat a child. Except this child is a Frankenstein's monster of developmental issues.

He seems pretty legit convinced that his mind, soul and body are 3 separate cartoon beings at this point. So whatever actions caught him in the light where it'll paint him as a creep or show people something he doesn't want to see or hear, he can always just point the finger to one of those things and in his logic, he'll be absolved of guilt so he may fool himself in the illusion that he's in the clear to continue acting like a clown.

 

[Subconcious Offense]

He seems pretty legit convinced that his mind, soul and body are 3 separate cartoon beings at this point. So whatever actions caught him in the light where it'll paint him as a creep or show people something he doesn't want to see or hear, he can always just point the finger to one of those things and in his logic, he'll be absolved of guilt so he may fool himself in the illusion that he's in the clear to continue acting like a clown.

First corporations are people, and now Chris is 3 different CPUs. I am too old to keep up with the times.

 

[Pickle Inspector]

He seems pretty legit convinced that his mind, soul and body are 3 separate cartoon beings at this point. So whatever actions caught him in the light where it'll paint him as a creep or show people something he doesn't want to see or hear, he can always just point the finger to one of those things and in his logic, he'll be absolved of guilt so he may fool himself in the illusion that he's in the clear to continue acting like a clown.

I’m sure that excuse will go down real well the next time he ends up in court because of shenanigans.

 

[Eugene90]

I’m sure that excuse will go down real well the next time he ends up in court because of shenanigans.

Who knows? He's been able to get away from responsibilities for this long so it's really hard to tell how long it'll be before the authorities are done dealing with his nonsense.

 

[Nebula Slasher]

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Chris still doesn't understand dox.

 

[UselessRubberKeyboard]

Have any of the people who've blocked him mentioned this shitshow at all? I know Doopie tried to get Chris to face reality by saying in more than one tweet that she didn't want to be his friend and wasn't going to unblock him. More people on twitter need to tell him they have no intention of unblocking him because they don't want to read his shit. Not because it'd cause another CWC meltdown, but because Chris needs to be told no for once in his life. Optimistic, but that's the only hope of getting it through his dense skull that no-one has to listen to his shit if they don't want to.

Or maybe someone should suggest Chris be forced to read tweets from people he's blocked, day in and day out, because they want to be his 'friend'.

 

[CatParty]

Someone should just inform chris that if he pays to promote his tweets, people who blocked him will see his tweets

 

[Done]

Someone should just inform chris that if he pays to promote his tweets, people who blocked him will see his tweets

And that someone is Kengle.

 

[Time of Space]

This shit is some advanced word-salad even by Chris' standards.

Also, "the straw that broke my head" is in the running for my new favourite CWC-ism.

 

[Hrothgar]

"You may blame my psychiatrist at Region 10"

lol, Chris blames his shrink for him remembering the taped screams incident.

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Leaving aside that the most traumatic event in Chris's hard knock life is apparently being prevented from throwing a tard fit, it's almost like a therapist's job is to help you face issues in your life rather than validating your whining for an hour.

 

[Cedric_Eff]

And that someone is Kengle.

I thought Kengle was out of the picture?

 

[Done]

I thought Kengle was out of the picture?

Kengle promoted his tweets before.

And no, Kengle is never out of the picture lmao.

 

[Tennis-Ball-Tony]

He loves the recognition he gets for being ChrisChan, let's be honest.

Not to mention his humiliation fetish.

 

[Kugelsak Kastengrus 6th]

Going back to the whole "holding him down and recording his screams" issue. Kids at his age with autism are always prone to violent outbursts and screaming fits. In kindergarten we had such a kid. He would let out these blood curdling screams and attack anyone on sight. Eventually something had to be done when he hurled a wooden block at someone's head. This was also a time where the concept of autism was fairly recent, so along with evidence of his violent outbursts, recording Chris probably helped to further the study of autism.

 

[Muscle Bra]

Why can't Chris realize his anger is only encouraging the trolls? Why does Chris think they'll listen to his demands? I know he's stupid as a bag of hammer but there has to be a limit. Right?

It’s frightening; Chris has literally learned nothing since the ED/PVCC days.

Chris still doesn't understand dox anything, really.

ftfy

 

[Cowpies]

Holy fucking fuck. We thought he was off the deep end before, but this is on a whole new level.