DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[tits-Burnell]

Rambo had got himself a girlfriend a good while before Phil first showcased Leanna to the wide eyed world and at no point felt any need to draw attention to the fact. Never looked to get her into his videos to bolster his image in front of the lowly peons of the DSPverse. Phil's fragile ego continues to amuse me to this day when it comes to stuff that he "owns".

I always found it amusing that Rambo, and I imagine anyone else in the Tom Burpnell cinematic universe seemed to have much better chemistry with Leanna than our heroic protagonist himself.

It reminds me of every Steven Seagal film, where despite being grossly unattractive, the totally unbelievable love interest is still forced in.

 

[Heckler1]

I always found it amusing that Rambo, and I imagine anyone else in the Tom Burpnell cinematic universe seemed to have much better chemistry with Leanna than our heroic protagonist himself.

It reminds me of every Steven Seagal film, where despite being grossly unattractive, the totally unbelievable love interest is still forced in.

And much like Steve, Phil views himself as this ultimate stud badass, instead of a pathetic lardass

 

[Surly Muppet]

I'm as alt-right as the next Kiwi (that's all of us, right? Heil?) but Phil went on a rant about Life is Strange being 'leftist'. This is what his mods are saying in chat.

I'm only half paying attention, but I'm pretty sure Swagginz is suggesting the older brother is going to have gay sex with the younger brother, both of whom are underage.
This is rich coming from Phil's chat, which roleplays rape and is full of furries into futa ass rape fanfiction. The joke is already questionable from a 'mod', but doubly so when they mod a chat just riddled with degeneracy. But hey, it's apolitical degeneracy.

 

[Slander Man]

Swagginz cheered talking shit about the game. Seemed to annoy the roach. Also, he is falling asleep on stream again during the cutscenes

 

[OneDaySon]

Rambo had got himself a girlfriend a good while before Phil first showcased Leanna to the wide eyed world and at no point felt any need to draw attention to the fact. Never looked to get her into his videos to bolster his image in front of the lowly peons of the DSPverse. Phil's fragile ego continues to amuse me to this day when it comes to stuff that he "owns".

He really acts like a 13 year old does in front of his friends when he gets his first girlfriend. Which makes me believe Leanna was his first girlfriend.

 

[Surly Muppet]

Swagginz cheered talking shit about the game. Seemed to annoy the roach. Also, he is falling asleep on stream again during the cutscenes

And when reading things during the gameplay portions, he's slurring his speech like he's half asleep.
Minor bursts of enthusiasm while reading cheers. Hopefully some big 'interactions' come through so he can get some calisthenic t-poses going to wake him up.

EDIT: Chat is in their own world because the game is so dull. Here is Dave's main mod harshly enforcing the 'no politics' rule.

Nothing political seems to have really happened in the game tonight, just so we're clear.

Also, the leaderboard is once again up for a game that is entirely narrative based. I recall being explicitly told this would not happen.

EDIT2: "He had a really big turd stuck, and as he shat it out, his telekinesis blew out all the windows." Okay, thanks for that mature commentary Phillip. Can't wait for TelekineticTurd to cheer and have Phil mock his name for being inappropriate. He went on to talk about liquid shits. He's really struggling, so he's falling back on toilet humour like an 8 year old.

EDIT3:

Response: "<Goat Laugh> Swagginz, stop that! Stop that right now!"

 

[Noob-Noob]

Just wanted to make a public service announcement.

If I'm echoing a post made earlier please feel free to "late" me.

If you wanna watch Phil smear his original brand of shit all over what looks to be a great game tomorrow, please watch restreams. This fucker expects "thousands" of people to be there.

Don't give him the satisfaction.

 

[Wing Zero]

Just wanted to make a public service announcement.

If I'm echoing a post made earlier please feel free to "late" me.

If you wanna watch Phil smear is original brand of shit all over what looks to be a great game tomorrow, please watch restreams. This fucker expects "thousands" of people to be there.

Don't give him the satisfaction.

You can rest easy. People are already streaming the game so he's already lost his precious day 1 views. You can reliably expect another rant where he whines because "shills" got the game before he did and people bought the game before he gave permission so nobody is there to throw money at him.

 

[Surly Muppet]

You can rest easy. People are already streaming the game so he's already lost his precious day 1 views. You can reliably expect another rant where he whines because "shills" got the game before he did and people bought the game before he gave permission so nobody is there to throw money at him.

Oh he's on it. He mentioned it in prestream tonight.

He's currently accentuating Life is Strange this evening with an original song about hipsters, caramel macchiatos and 'downloading all day from Reddit'. Good thing he didn't move to Washington with the claim he was going to make friends or anything. This is also because he disabled the 'shitty licensed song' that should be playing so that he could upload it to his 'archive channel'.

"I still remember when I was a baby and my grandparents were changing my diaper, and I shat a turbo turd all over the wall." Phil, buddy, you're so much better than those hipsters.

 

[sonichufighter2turbo]

Former Super Best Friends, Woolie and Pat, posted this video about Machinima nonsense, but they give a super big shout out to Dave, it's so genuine. 2:20
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m8bYdrLi2rk&feature=youtu.be

 

[Pargon]

I know that the LiS games are tat but I still always get that bitter laugh in my gut when I remember that the maturity of Phil's commentary is inversely proportional to the depth of the subject matter he's consuming at any given moment. I don't know if he actively forces himself to bray like a jackass over anything possessing emotional content or if that's just what he does because the mad scientist who built him neglected the Empathy Circuit but I almost start to pity him when I realize he's incapable of appreciating a genuine moment of humanity.

Almost.

 

[actually]

I know that the LiS games are tat but I still always get that bitter laugh in my gut when I remember that the maturity of Phil's commentary is inversely proportional to the depth of the subject matter he's consuming at any given moment. I don't know if he actively forces himself to bray like a jackass over anything possessing emotional content or if that's just what he does because the mad scientist who built him neglected the Empathy Circuit but I almost start to pity him when I realize he's incapable of appreciating a genuine moment of humanity.

Almost.

It's ok. He's just putting himself on the level of his chat, who are currently cheering to make jokes about the underage brothers fucking each other and touching dick tips. But remember, Phil's more mature now.

 

[BallBuster]

It's ok. He's just putting himself on the level of his chat, who are currently cheering to make jokes about the underage brothers fucking each other and touching dick tips. But remember, Phil's more mature now.

Like that’s not even funny on a creepy joke level.

 

[Pargon]

Like that’s not even funny on a creepy joke level.

Yeah, every day that Oldboy quote Null has stuck in the random.txt box hits closer and closer to home...

 

[kebab4you]

Diction was playing Worms with Chilled and friends today, seems like he has rubbed off on them.

 

[James Smith]

Apparently Post Nasal Drip has no cure and anti-histamines don't exist.

When he blows his nose he goes legit hours without snorting or sniffing.

It's plainly obvious he just doesn't like blowing his nose and only does it when he's going to be heard by people whose opinions he actually care about.

 

[Surly Muppet]

It's plainly obvious he just doesn't like blowing his nose and only does it when he's going to be heard by people whose opinions he actually care about.

An additional element to this: Blowing his nose is one of the few times that Phil kills his cam and mutes his audio. It also usually takes him more than what I would gauge a normal amount of time for nose blowing. This is interesting because he'll snort, belch, yawn, smash water bottles into the mic, and pick his ass on camera, but somehow nose blowing is where he draws the line. We haven't even accidentally heard him blowing his nose in the other room, but we've seen him jack off, if that's any indication of the priorities here.

I don't know what the process involves for him, but he's obviously self conscious about it, further reinforcing that it is a rare thing that he actually finds uncomfortable. It's like a child wiping his nose on his crusty sleeve because he doesn't like the feeling of blowing his nose - he has clearly just decided the snorting is better.

 

[James Smith]

And sniff his fingers, and pick his teeth, and bite his nails.

Nose blowing though? That's crossing the line. My guess is blowing his nose requires several tissues worth of snot and that that's why he hates doing it and refuses to show it.

 

[WeeblesWobble]

When he blows his nose he goes legit hours without snorting or sniffing.

It's plainly obvious he just doesn't like blowing his nose and only does it when he's going to be heard by people whose opinions he actually care about.

I don't know how he does it. When I get sick and do that instead of blowing my nose, I wind up coughing all of that crap up later on. I can't imagine doing it exclusively.

 

[BallBuster]

So just put 90 minutes into RE2 on hard mode. He would be crying. The game is insanely tough. Enemies have massive grab boxes, do insane damage, and take a ton of ammo to bring down.

Playing on his safe space easy mode will be appropriate for him.