Corey Shiratori (formerly Corey Ray Barnhill / August Heart) / [Lulz] Xyrix / RuxPin / Zoom / Internet GodSpeed - Self-confessed pedophile sadist, forced underage girl to watch child pornography, skiddie turned fed, chronic liar

I'm suprised Andy isnt more angry about zoom accusing him of being a pedophile like tonka.
This has always confused me, nigga showed up on the Killstream claiming to have a girl who can verify the faked screen recordings were real during the "Andy is a pedo" investigation Killstream, though he claimed that she said "through her handler" that she didn't feel comfortable coming on the Killstream...okay. During this stream I seem to recall he also tried somewhat insistently to debunk claims that such recordings could be faked and said he would only believe Andy if Andy did some shit where he logged into his snapchat in some very specific way (I forget the exact details on that one point, it was a while ago), but there were a few autists that showed up for that so I may be getting my autists confused on these two points.

And it isn't just the Donga dunking that got him in good graces, it wasn't too long after he was being brought in by Ralph on occasion like an on demand attack dog seemingly whenever Ralph thought certain guests (Venti part 2: thot audit boogaloo comes to mind) weren't being adequately grilled. Zoom is pretty good at getting under the skin of such guests, still it seems an odd alliance given how quickly Zoom jumped on the Andy is a pedo bandwagon. FFS the entire Donga saga has its fucking genesis in Andy getting properly pissed about those pushing that allegation.

I may actually have that stream as I'm pretty sure it's from the youtube days.

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If memory serves I remember Andy saying how Zoom personally apologized to him. Blinded by his hatred for Tonka, Andy not only accepted said apology but even started to schmooze with the Zoomer.
I must have missed that portion of the lore, good to know.
 
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This has always confused me, nigga showed up on the Killstream claiming to have a girl who can verify the faked screen recordings were real during the "Andy is a pedo" investigation Killstream, though he claimed that she said "through her handler" that she didn't feel comfortable coming on the Killstream...okay. During this stream I seem to recall he also tried somewhat insistently to debunk claims that such recordings could be faked and said he would only believe Andy if Andy did some shit where he logged into his snapchat in some very specific way (I forget the exact details on that one point, it was a while ago), but there were a few autists that showed up for that so I may be getting my autists confused on these two points.

And it isn't just the Donga dunking that got him in good graces, it wasn't too long after he was being brought in by Ralph on occasion like an on demand attack dog seemingly whenever Ralph thought certain guests (Venti part 2: thot audit boogaloo comes to mind) weren't being adequately grilled. Zoom is pretty good at getting under the skin of such guests, still it seems an odd alliance given how quickly Zoom jumped on the Andy is a pedo bandwagon. FFS the entire Donga saga has its fucking genesis in Andy getting properly pissed about those pushing that allegation.

I may actually have that stream as I'm pretty sure it's from the youtube days.
If memory serves I remember Andy saying how Zoom personally apologized to him. Blinded by his hatred for Tonka, Andy not only accepted said apology but even started to schmooze with the Zoomer.
 
I think he'll turn on Andy first, because Andy has the worst luck with trusting people. Plus you can't really fuck Ralph's image up more than it is already. He's literally a convicted felon and he's already banned from youtube.
He's an alt-right, race-mixing, cuck porn watching ex-con who participated in GamerGate. Do your worst, Zoom.
 
I don’t trust Zoom, he’s shifty and all that shit

But, Zoom isn’t just the turbo autist that people mostly see from him. He has another side where he can be chill and fun to be around.

So if anyone is wondering why Ralph and Andy still have him around, that’s a significant part to it. Listen to how they try to coach him to not do stupid shit, it’s because they’re buddies to some extent and have seen the better part of Zoom.

Again, not saying he doesn’t have shithead qualities. Just that it only makes up a part of him, a significant one but a part nonetheless.
 
I don’t trust Zoom, he’s shifty and all that shit

But, Zoom isn’t just the turbo autist that people mostly see from him. He has another side where he can be chill and fun to be around.

So if anyone is wondering why Ralph and Andy still have him around, that’s a significant part to it. Listen to how they try to coach him to not do stupid shit, it’s because they’re buddies to some extent and have seen the better part of Zoom.

Again, not saying he doesn’t have shithead qualities. Just that it only makes up a part of him, a significant one but a part nonetheless.
I think that Ralph and Andy like him for the hours of content he provides. That's probably why they haven't spoken up about null's banning from stream.me. Ralph seems to forget how much Josh has contributed to his show and is implicitly taking Zoom's side here. That's what the "well I don't agree with everything Zoom has done, but..." thing is. It's Ralph's version of Keemstar's disavowals.

I'm not saying that it's right or wrong. Ralph's got three plus hours a day to fill and Andy hates Tonka's guts and wants to destroy his life.
 
Once the tonka situation finally completes itself and boils over, I'm calling it here that Zoom is going to turn on Andy or Ralph or someone in that crew currently friendly or at least lukewarm towards him. I don't think he knows how to do anything but yell over people and dox to the point of it being questionable whether his actions are even legal.

So far his entire schtick is built up around tonka and if he doesn't have that dragon to slay he's going to target anyone he can to continue, otherwise he brings nothing of interest to Warski and Ralph and will just fade.
Oh, definately.

He already was sperging out on Ralph on a killstream some time ago, chimping out because Ralph didn't put his name in the title of the stream.

I'd say Zoom turns on them before June. Guaranteed before the end of the year.
 
I think that Ralph and Andy like him for the hours of content he provides. That's probably why they haven't spoken up about null's banning from stream.me. Ralph seems to forget how much Josh has contributed to his show and is implicitly taking Zoom's side here. That's what the "well I don't agree with everything Zoom has done, but..." thing is. It's Ralph's version of Keemstar's disavowals.

I'm not saying that it's right or wrong. Ralph's got three plus hours a day to fill and Andy hates Tonka's guts and wants to destroy his life.
I think Ralph's silence is for a similar reason to Josh's relative silence. Some sort of appeal is going on in the background and nobody wants to fuck things up by having their fans sperg out.
 
The thing with zoom is is that he loves the attention he gets from warski and Ralph, and If he feels spurned, would likely turn on them and do gay op shit against them. I think Ralph may realize this and would rather humor him than have to deal with his spergery a-log shit. He's a destructive genie that once is out of the bottle, is difficult to put back in with out him being a pain in the ass for a few months.
 
I don’t trust Zoom, he’s shifty and all that shit

But, Zoom isn’t just the turbo autist that people mostly see from him. He has another side where he can be chill and fun to be around.

So if anyone is wondering why Ralph and Andy still have him around, that’s a significant part to it. Listen to how they try to coach him to not do stupid shit, it’s because they’re buddies to some extent and have seen the better part of Zoom.

Again, not saying he doesn’t have shithead qualities. Just that it only makes up a part of him, a significant one but a part nonetheless.

So which discord pal are you?
 
So which discord pal are you?
I really want to make clear, I’m not saying “Oh this Zoom fellow he’s not so bad after all”. I’m saying that he has another side to him that explains why he’s on good terms with at least Andy aside from just the entertainment value.

It’s not like what I’m saying is even that controversial either, plenty of shitheads have chill sides to themselves. It doesn’t make them not shitheads but it doesn’t mean they lack personable qualities either.
 
But, Zoom isn’t just the turbo autist that people mostly see from him. He has another side where he can be chill and fun to be around.
So if anyone is wondering why Ralph and Andy still have him around, that’s a significant part to it. Listen to how they try to coach him to not do stupid shit, it’s because they’re buddies to some extent and have seen the better part of Zoom.
Again, not saying he doesn’t have shithead qualities. Just that it only makes up a part of him, a significant one but a part nonetheless.

I really want to make clear, I’m not saying “Oh this Zoom fellow he’s not so bad after all”. I’m saying that he has another side to him that explains why he’s on good terms with at least Andy aside from just the entertainment value.
It’s not like what I’m saying is even that controversial either, plenty of shitheads have chill sides to themselves. It doesn’t make them not shitheads but it doesn’t mean they lack personable qualities either.

This is what it sounds/looks like to rationalize liking someone who's utterly irredeemable because they dunk on people you dislike.
 
“No, you guys just don’t understand...this guy isn’t just a murderer, he only spends an hour a day actually murdering people. The rest of the time he’s cool, I swear!”

I get where you’re coming from in that he may be someone who is fun to be around for them atm, and that’s why they keep him around.* But honestly, if somebody is that much of a dick even 10% of the time, that’s a bad person to have around, because eventually he’s going to be a dick to you. Clearly there’s some reason Ralph and crew keep him around, that’s just a fact, but that’s their mistake, not ours.

*I’m not going to pretend to be some Zoom expert (only really learned about him during the 8-hour Tonka stream), but I’ve not yet seen him be not retarded. Even when he’s not lying and screeching empty threats, he’s still an autistic moron. Watch that stream again; every time he opens his mouth it’s to brag about something he did or try to change the topic to be about himself. Remember when he derailed everything to talk about “Oh yeah, I fight internet guys in real life too, look at this time I fought a fat black guy” and got everyone to watch the video? Pure autism. The guy really just strikes me as the kind of leech that wants to latch on to more popular people, but doesn’t have anything original or interesting to say outside of “Hey I did something illegal to fuck with somebody look at me.”
 
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