Horrorcow Zoe Quinn / Chelsea Van Valkenburg / Locke Valentine / @UnburntWitch / @Primeape / CrashOverride / Hat Box / Old Uncle Anime - Con Artist, Abuser, Sexual Harasser, Drove Alec Holowka to Suicide.

Remember Jake Alley's Zoe Post?

Now he wants people to report a tweet which quotes it.

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http://archive.fo/hwBaR
 
Is Jake now claiming he didn't write a wailing and moaning Zoe post claiming all kinds of horrible things about Chelsea?

Nope. This is literally the only justification he gives for asking people to report it.

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One of Jake's/Zoe's orbiters is claiming Jake specifically denies it, though. Edit : he's definitely a Zoe orbiter rather than a Jake orbiter.

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And responded to archives with this.

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At least Uwe Boll beat the shit out of Lowtax.
And he made Tunnel Rats

"The Totally Awesome Hulk" has a different name than "The Incredible Hulk" because this hulk is not Bruce Banner, but instead a young super genius (they literally suggest he is smarter than some in-universe gods) Korean named Amadeus Cho. I never read much of it but the wiki page makes it sound like pure fanfiction-tier garbage.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amadeus_Cho
The difference is at least Cho was once just a sidekick from the 2000's and still had multiple supergeniuses above him
 
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Sadly that artist is actually really good. He didn't even want to try for Zoe's comic.
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I love his art, shame his talent is wasted on Zoe.

YaBoi Zack just gave a shoutout to this channel’s review of GODDESS MODE:
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This video was a treat, thanks!

BTW, I don't know if you noticed that the girl in the video said that Zoe's Quinn Character in "Life is Strange" is Chloe Price? A-ha, so not only I had this feeling before...

I swear to god, if that rabbit hole goes where I think it's going to, I'm going down there to plant explosives.
 
BTW, I don't know if you noticed that the girl in the video said that Zoe's Quinn Character in "Life is Strange" is Chloe Price? A-ha, so not only I had this feeling before...

Unless the character has pairs of balls planted on her chin the entire game, it seems unlikely. I don't know anything about that game, though.
 
Just to clarify:
The girl reviewing "Goddess mode" comic also reviewed "Life Is Strange" comic, and she stated in the video at 1:18 that Chloe Price was based on Zoe Quinn. I'm not sure what is the source of her claim, I'm just noting that she made this statement in more than one video.

Here is the video starting at her statement.

I'm sure there's no proof of claim that Chloe Price is based on Zoe Quinn. That's just like Zoe Quinn thinks the character Ashe from Overwatch is designed after her, and one of the character portraits in the Shadowrun Returns series is designed after her.
 
Just to clarify:
The girl reviewing "Goddess mode" comic also reviewed "Life Is Strange" comic, and she stated in the video at 1:18 that Chloe Price was based on Zoe Quinn. I'm not sure what is the source of her claim, I'm just noting that she made this statement in more than one video.
I saw that video last night. I was only partially familiar with that game - if it's true that the canonical ending involves

allowing an entire small city of thousands of people to be wiped out by a natural disaster in order to resurrect your edgi stoner literal-blue-hair girlfriend

then I guess I'll join the alt-right in lamenting the downfall of western literary tradition. That being said, it looked like in that book, they were almost allowing the PC to feel some regrets about it.

Here's an idea: If you want to make a video game/comic book about zomg quirky teenage lesbians, why not make one where they're actually likable characters we can root for?
 
I'm sure there's no proof of claim that Chloe Price is based on Zoe Quinn. That's just like Zoe Quinn thinks the character Ashe from Overwatch is designed after her, and one of the character portraits in the Shadowrun Returns series is designed after her.
There's tangential characteristics that you could draw comparisons to, but the devs don't suck on Chelsea's every word and she's never made a significant claim to the character(probably because Ashley Burch is competition as a female in the industry, and the name Chloe leaves a bad taste in everyone's mouth after the mental breakdown during GG and later self-immolation).
 
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