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Emily Rose Youcis / @realemilyyoucis / "Pistachio Girl", creator of Alfred Alfer - e-famous animator, neo-nazi sperg who wants to be raped by Aryan men, peanut vendor
- Thread starter InLivingTuna
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Nah, that's the real Gorka. Also, Mundane Matt is a meanie running a parody account based on me.
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Damn Null wasn't kidding, this is pure gold.Every time I'm ready to hit POST for this entry, a new reply
arrives and I feel compelled to revise the text to address it.
Finally I was poised to hit POST for real, at last, and then...
I see a KIWI FARMS live stream about this topic! It's on the
Internet! It has a BLOCKED IN YOUR COUNTRY by UMG
notice on it. What the hell is that? I missed the stream so I'll
grab the archive some other way. Scouring the WWW....
Later in the day....
Okay.
I feel wonderfully validated. Should I be proud or simply mildly
satisfied? And null has great taste in animation. Too bad you
skipped over DEAD GIRLS STRIP CLUB and EAT MY
ROTTEN MEAT and a few other classic Youcistoons.
I do have a nodding familiarity with professional computery
pursuits before I switched cur ears. These posts are prepared
in a notepad variant used for coding (formatted with 'soft' line
breaks) before transferring to the forum. I hadn't noticed the
arrangement was conspicuously different from most Kiwi entries,
but there it is. Sometimes when I edit a post after pasting it here,
it breaks that inadvertent format.
Nearly every chan board that brings up the Youcis topic
eventually arrives at "send feet pics", so I assumed that was
a crowd-pleaser. Since the preference does not seem to
be universally shared by Kiwi Farmers, it shan't be rigorously
pursued further. IRL I do not know any confessed FoF
(Friends of Feet)
Now entering WALL OF TEXT mode
Not that presence on this forum requires explanation, but
exposition is fun, and it's the very last time I'll address it:
I saw on 4chan (I think) last year a notice of upcoming
Youcis nuptials. The early Alfred cartoons are obscure
masterpieces, so I was always attuned to the "Youcis" name
and had become superficially aware of her monstrous political
turn. Seeing no Alfred updates at Newgrounds since late
2014, I Googled to see if there was more Youcis news.
There was indeed so much more. Google also led me to
this place, where I discovered the relevant thread, signed
up, read through a lot of it, and posted the announcement.
Then it was off to the races.
Youcis' online trail is so trivially easy to follow, it made
engaging in entry-level web stalking fun and easy. It was like
a set of training wheels. I found more threads here featuring
subjects with whom I was very familiar such John K, Zoe Quim,
and others, but those discussions have become enormously
long and I didn't feel as if I could add anything that hadn't
already been posted. The Youcis thread was fairly short when
I discovered it, its subject ripe for additional exploration,
elaboration, and cataloguing. Plus there's the connection to
the astounding Alfred cartoons of long ago.
The ease of gathering sleaze, combined with Youcis' uncanny
resemblance in both appearance and personality to a decades-
old relationship of mine, made this subject almost irresistible as
a target for atavistic rock-throwing impulses.
Also I like to think these posts are a fun way to pass the time
for a certain prurient and peculiar audience. It's the kind of thing
that captivates me when I stumble over it online, and I've stumbled
over rich veins of it in many areas on this very Farm.
I suppose I'm an entertainer at heart.
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Youcis-centric posts currently in draft form include a breakdown of
Youcis' body type and how it's changed over the years (with diagrams
and visual comparisons to other women), and a year-by-year review
of Youcis' sexual mania and how its ability to be served was affected
by frustrating circumstance. You think you've seen creepy? That post
will be creepy. For instance, Youcis first wrote online of best-left-undescribed
personal frustrations when she looked like this:
Clearly, she was unfortunately precocious in certain alarming ways.
Was it caused by the reputed molestering? A genetic predisposition?
Something in the water? Microcephalics are often reported to be
hypersexual. Does Youcis have a touch of that in the bloodline? Has
her clan been tarred by the pinhead brush?
It would be nice if anyone else would contribute to the important
research and curation going on right here in this vital thread. While
I can shoulder the burden alone, fresh perspectives and teamwork
can make even the most fascinating investigations more rewarding.
Until later, then
(unless I'm banned, in which case this delightful train ride stops here)
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(P.S. The people at Woodshop Films are very rude in response to simple email/phone requests)
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This woman's animations are fucking awesome, and I don't give a rat-shit what her political stance is. Something to actually thank the Farms for rather then just adding to my burden of hate for humanity.
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- Dec 28, 2014
That's why it's a shame to see her descend into dumbness and a life of pumping out baby Nazis every nine months.
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- Oct 24, 2017
Every time I'm ready to hit POST for this entry, a new reply
arrives and I feel compelled to revise the text to address it.
Finally I was poised to hit POST for real, at last, and then...
I see a KIWI FARMS live stream about this topic! It's on the
Internet! It has a BLOCKED IN YOUR COUNTRY by UMG
notice on it. What the hell is that? I missed the stream so I'll
grab the archive some other way. Scouring the WWW....
Later in the day....
Okay.
I feel wonderfully validated. Should I be proud or simply mildly
satisfied? And null has great taste in animation. Too bad you
skipped over DEAD GIRLS STRIP CLUB and EAT MY
ROTTEN MEAT and a few other classic Youcistoons.
I do have a nodding familiarity with professional computery
pursuits before I switched cur ears. These posts are prepared
in a notepad variant used for coding (formatted with 'soft' line
breaks) before transferring to the forum. I hadn't noticed the
arrangement was conspicuously different from most Kiwi entries,
but there it is. Sometimes when I edit a post after pasting it here,
it breaks that inadvertent format.
Nearly every chan board that brings up the Youcis topic
eventually arrives at "send feet pics", so I assumed that was
a crowd-pleaser. Since the preference does not seem to
be universally shared by Kiwi Farmers, it shan't be rigorously
pursued further. IRL I do not know any confessed FoF
(Friends of Feet)
Now entering WALL OF TEXT mode
Not that presence on this forum requires explanation, but
exposition is fun, and it's the very last time I'll address it:
I saw on 4chan (I think) last year a notice of upcoming
Youcis nuptials. The early Alfred cartoons are obscure
masterpieces, so I was always attuned to the "Youcis" name
and had become superficially aware of her monstrous political
turn. Seeing no Alfred updates at Newgrounds since late
2014, I Googled to see if there was more Youcis news.
There was indeed so much more. Google also led me to
this place, where I discovered the relevant thread, signed
up, read through a lot of it, and posted the announcement.
Then it was off to the races.
Youcis' online trail is so trivially easy to follow, it made
engaging in entry-level web stalking fun and easy. It was like
a set of training wheels. I found more threads here featuring
subjects with whom I was very familiar such John K, Zoe Quim,
and others, but those discussions have become enormously
long and I didn't feel as if I could add anything that hadn't
already been posted. The Youcis thread was fairly short when
I discovered it, its subject ripe for additional exploration,
elaboration, and cataloguing. Plus there's the connection to
the astounding Alfred cartoons of long ago.
The ease of gathering sleaze, combined with Youcis' uncanny
resemblance in both appearance and personality to a decades-
old relationship of mine, made this subject almost irresistible as
a target for atavistic rock-throwing impulses.
Also I like to think these posts are a fun way to pass the time
for a certain prurient and peculiar audience. It's the kind of thing
that captivates me when I stumble over it online, and I've stumbled
over rich veins of it in many areas on this very Farm.
I suppose I'm an entertainer at heart.
---------------------------------------------------
Youcis-centric posts currently in draft form include a breakdown of
Youcis' body type and how it's changed over the years (with diagrams
and visual comparisons to other women), and a year-by-year review
of Youcis' sexual mania and how its ability to be served was affected
by frustrating circumstance. You think you've seen creepy? That post
will be creepy. For instance, Youcis first wrote online of best-left-undescribed
personal frustrations when she looked like this:
Clearly, she was unfortunately precocious in certain alarming ways.
Was it caused by the reputed molestering? A genetic predisposition?
Something in the water? Microcephalics are often reported to be
hypersexual. Does Youcis have a touch of that in the bloodline? Has
her clan been tarred by the pinhead brush?
It would be nice if anyone else would contribute to the important
research and curation going on right here in this vital thread. While
I can shoulder the burden alone, fresh perspectives and teamwork
can make even the most fascinating investigations more rewarding.
Until later, then
(unless I'm banned, in which case this delightful train ride stops here)
▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓
(P.S. The people at Woodshop Films are very rude in response to simple email/phone requests)
I'm not interested in your stream of conciousness, please stick to the topic and if you have any new information that's actually relevant, share it without a verbose diatribe.
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UMG are oppressing you dude. They're the illuminati. I bet they'd think again if you chained your self to their front door and handed out printouts of your very well written screed to their employees.
Claire Muncaster
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i came late to jimmy screamerclauz's work, but i'm so glad i found it. even his name appealed. if you really think about it, nothing is put in 'wtdgtd' for the sake of doing so, you can interpret the film in your own way. i feel like i've got ice in my blood when labby says 'i have always been w/ you”. I think he's an imaginary friend/tulpa, cos the children's parents are absolutely horrible & they don't seem to have any friends –- when *they * did/do horrible things they think it was/is labby.
lowkey
kiwifarms.net
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I can't wait for your next post cataloguing her body size and shape development over the years.
Feel free to continue to please the FoF, it's just that people in places with ID don't dare to ask for it.
Your attention to detail and observations about Emily are easily one of the more interesting things on the farms right now.
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I thought the use of Short Change Hero did that.
Daddy nooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Gorka
kiwifarms.net
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- Dec 22, 2018
Thanks. There will unfortunately be some delay in
preparing the next large entry.
Not to "Power Level" too much, but my free time has
suddenly shrunk. Work-related tasks have reared their
hideous heads. Shame, really. Kiwi Farming is more
fun than writing documents concerning boring, dry,
grownup matters.
One more observance for the time being:
Especially in Youcis' brilliant earlier works, she reveals
a rare and powerful amount of raw talent for a 15-year
old kid. There's a remarkable resemblance between
her Alfred toons and the animation produced by Tissa
David, who was a star animator at the Hubley Studios
and elsewhere, mostly notably in the 1970s. The
similarity is most evident when examining movement of the
delivery boy in ALFRED'S PLAYHOUSE. Here is a
cartoon animated by David (starring two girls, Georgia
and Emily). The drawing and the cadence is very
similar to early Youcis (although of course David's work
has over thirty years of experience backing it up by
this point):
Tissa David eventually designed Raggedy Ann for a 1977
movie featuring the character. For some reason Youcis
was photographed dressed as Raggedy. Astounding
coincidence or evidence of Youcis' mega-deliberate mega-
linking of every conceptual continuity in the grand design of
her life as performance art?
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Dude, this isnt creepy anymore, its gone straight up gay, nigga.
RadicalCentrist
kiwifarms.net
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- Dec 15, 2017
How about not? Keep the content short and sweet, tho I'm being
obviouslyYeah it looked familiar to me but I couldn't place it, thanks
Claire Muncaster
kiwifarms.net
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suits her. thanks for leading me to newgrounds. i like newgrounds. i think my fav cartoon is the strip club one. i don't like the scream alfred does. i just want to direct him to my mum's, where she can pick him up, bandage his paws & his leg so he can't reach it to hurt himself, cuddle him for absolutely ages & say “it's all right boy”.
i even wrote a happier ending to his 'big surprise', involving finding white version of labby who talks same but whose eyes burn blue, who tells alfred positive things re himself, that he should be glad that nasty black dog is no longer in his life – the white dog spits the name labby out as his hackles raise –- at which point led zep's 'black dog' plays & 'black dog blues' by blind blake plays at 1 point – then alfred & labby's white version run through the creepy cornfield chasing the mousies xx
i even wrote a happier ending to his 'big surprise', involving finding white version of labby who talks same but whose eyes burn blue, who tells alfred positive things re himself, that he should be glad that nasty black dog is no longer in his life – the white dog spits the name labby out as his hackles raise –- at which point led zep's 'black dog' plays & 'black dog blues' by blind blake plays at 1 point – then alfred & labby's white version run through the creepy cornfield chasing the mousies xx
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I dunno if anyone has mentioned this before but Youcis's work reminds me of schizophrenic art. E.g.
And
In the Wain one you can see the effect of increasing the levels of schizo from 0 to 10 which is both fascinating and deeply disturbing.
And
In the Wain one you can see the effect of increasing the levels of schizo from 0 to 10 which is both fascinating and deeply disturbing.
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@Gustav Schuchardt it's also known as "Outsider Art" and it's not only limited to schizos (though they make most of it). If you're interested, Kittystyles also does a ton of that type of art, and he seems to be schizotypal.
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Wain wasn't an outsider artist, but a commercially successful popular artist.
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