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Emily Rose Youcis / @realemilyyoucis / "Pistachio Girl", creator of Alfred Alfer - e-famous animator, neo-nazi sperg who wants to be raped by Aryan men, peanut vendor
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Gorka is clearly insane and I base that entirely on the fact that he writes using a 320 character column format reserved mostly for email in the 1990s. The dude is a IT specialist who graduated in the 80s.
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I can't tell who's weirder - Emily or the people who seriously follow her. I get the feeling that a good chunk of the controversy surrounding her has to do with current year politics, subtract that out and you get someone who's somewhat artistic and definitely a thot.
Edit: Although someone who was molded and shaped into thottery, a shattered and broken girl. She's not really anything other than crazy.
Edit: Although someone who was molded and shaped into thottery, a shattered and broken girl. She's not really anything other than crazy.
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Her opinions would have been considered loopy and regressive by Alabamans in the 60's. She doesn't just view blacks as inferior: she views them as vermin that should be killed down to the last nog.
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The real punchline of this thread isn't even Emily anymore. It's you, @Gorka. Your descent into madness is entertaining.
EDIT: Rule compliance
EDIT: Rule compliance
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I don't think you understand that rule correctly, but even if you're in violation, how does your edit fix that?
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You're right, I didn't; I read it as an absolute. I acknowledge my fault in that readily.
As for how it's fixed, well, it stops defining him as lolcow and more as someone worth pointing and laughing at. Which, at present, he kind of is. He spaces his posts only enough not to be replying to himself and his focus on Youcis is fast going from 'curiosity' to 'obsession', like he has a personal agenda and it isn't fulfilled as of yet. Just to be clear, not defending the cow of the thread, but there's certainly a discussion on levels of engagement to be had here.
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@Null you opened my third eye with those playhouse vids
Claire Muncaster
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well, he's interesting, & he did give me said film that i'd been dying to see for ages. thanks – it leaves a lot to interpretation. so do his posts, i do wonder re crazy dead ex-wife. i suffer w/ autassassinophilia so you can imagine what songs like 'kill u & f*** u'. did to me
for a hell-hound labby does go on re god & his will a lot. he reminds me re those vc andrews books i loved. i could listen to labby all day. bet emily loved hearing that voice as well
have you got:
'reality bleed-through' ,
'mickey mouse's mystical journey'??
more of his stuff – films, interviews, pix always welcome, thanks xx
for a hell-hound labby does go on re god & his will a lot. he reminds me re those vc andrews books i loved. i could listen to labby all day. bet emily loved hearing that voice as well
have you got:
'reality bleed-through' ,
'mickey mouse's mystical journey'??
more of his stuff – films, interviews, pix always welcome, thanks xx
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Playhouse 3 is what did it in, same thing happened to a guy who reupped the vids to youtube
Daddy nooooooooooooooooooooooooo
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It turned shitposty as fuck as Josh did his livestream.
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Honestly the stream just makes me feel bad for her. Out of all the lolcows spotlighted by Josh in his videos, she's the only one who I can't laugh at. Not only did she actually suffer serious trauma as a child, but she somehow managed to be a normal person who held down a job and had meaningful personal relationships despite that.
Until she was outed as alt-right, which there's nothing wrong with, nobody ever knew she was any different from your average Philadelphian. Aside from having a cathartic internet cartoon show she made as a teen, her public face was pretty low-key compared to people who you'd classify as lolcow personalities.
Until she was outed as alt-right, which there's nothing wrong with, nobody ever knew she was any different from your average Philadelphian. Aside from having a cathartic internet cartoon show she made as a teen, her public face was pretty low-key compared to people who you'd classify as lolcow personalities.
Gorka
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Every time I'm ready to hit POST for this entry, a new reply
arrives and I feel compelled to revise the text to address it.
Finally I was poised to hit POST for real, at last, and then...
I see a KIWI FARMS live stream about this topic! It's on the
Internet! It has a BLOCKED IN YOUR COUNTRY by UMG
notice on it. What the hell is that? I missed the stream so I'll
grab the archive some other way. Scouring the WWW....
Later in the day....
Okay.
I feel wonderfully validated. Should I be proud or simply mildly
satisfied? And null has great taste in animation. Too bad you
skipped over DEAD GIRLS STRIP CLUB and EAT MY
ROTTEN MEAT and a few other classic Youcistoons.
I do have a nodding familiarity with professional computery
pursuits before I switched cur ears. These posts are prepared
in a notepad variant used for coding (formatted with 'soft' line
breaks) before transferring to the forum. I hadn't noticed the
arrangement was conspicuously different from most Kiwi entries,
but there it is. Sometimes when I edit a post after pasting it here,
it breaks that inadvertent format.
Nearly every chan board that brings up the Youcis topic
eventually arrives at "send feet pics", so I assumed that was
a crowd-pleaser. Since the preference does not seem to
be universally shared by Kiwi Farmers, it shan't be rigorously
pursued further. IRL I do not know any confessed FoF
(Friends of Feet)
Now entering WALL OF TEXT mode
Not that presence on this forum requires explanation, but
exposition is fun, and it's the very last time I'll address it:
I saw on 4chan (I think) last year a notice of upcoming
Youcis nuptials. The early Alfred cartoons are obscure
masterpieces, so I was always attuned to the "Youcis" name
and had become superficially aware of her monstrous political
turn. Seeing no Alfred updates at Newgrounds since late
2014, I Googled to see if there was more Youcis news.
There was indeed so much more. Google also led me to
this place, where I discovered the relevant thread, signed
up, read through a lot of it, and posted the announcement.
Then it was off to the races.
Youcis' online trail is so trivially easy to follow, it made
engaging in entry-level web stalking fun and easy. It was like
a set of training wheels. I found more threads here featuring
subjects with whom I was very familiar such John K, Zoe Quim,
and others, but those discussions have become enormously
long and I didn't feel as if I could add anything that hadn't
already been posted. The Youcis thread was fairly short when
I discovered it, its subject ripe for additional exploration,
elaboration, and cataloguing. Plus there's the connection to
the astounding Alfred cartoons of long ago.
The ease of gathering sleaze, combined with Youcis' uncanny
resemblance in both appearance and personality to a decades-
old relationship of mine, made this subject almost irresistible as
a target for atavistic rock-throwing impulses.
Also I like to think these posts are a fun way to pass the time
for a certain prurient and peculiar audience. It's the kind of thing
that captivates me when I stumble over it online, and I've stumbled
over rich veins of it in many areas on this very Farm.
I suppose I'm an entertainer at heart.
---------------------------------------------------
Youcis-centric posts currently in draft form include a breakdown of
Youcis' body type and how it's changed over the years (with diagrams
and visual comparisons to other women), and a year-by-year review
of Youcis' sexual mania and how its ability to be served was affected
by frustrating circumstance. You think you've seen creepy? That post
will be creepy. For instance, Youcis first wrote online of best-left-undescribed
personal frustrations when she looked like this:
Clearly, she was unfortunately precocious in certain alarming ways.
Was it caused by the reputed molestering? A genetic predisposition?
Something in the water? Microcephalics are often reported to be
hypersexual. Does Youcis have a touch of that in the bloodline? Has
her clan been tarred by the pinhead brush?
It would be nice if anyone else would contribute to the important
research and curation going on right here in this vital thread. While
I can shoulder the burden alone, fresh perspectives and teamwork
can make even the most fascinating investigations more rewarding.
Until later, then
(unless I'm banned, in which case this delightful train ride stops here)
▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓
(P.S. The people at Woodshop Films are very rude in response to simple email/phone requests)
arrives and I feel compelled to revise the text to address it.
Finally I was poised to hit POST for real, at last, and then...
I see a KIWI FARMS live stream about this topic! It's on the
Internet! It has a BLOCKED IN YOUR COUNTRY by UMG
notice on it. What the hell is that? I missed the stream so I'll
grab the archive some other way. Scouring the WWW....
Later in the day....
Okay.
I feel wonderfully validated. Should I be proud or simply mildly
satisfied? And null has great taste in animation. Too bad you
skipped over DEAD GIRLS STRIP CLUB and EAT MY
ROTTEN MEAT and a few other classic Youcistoons.
I do have a nodding familiarity with professional computery
pursuits before I switched cur ears. These posts are prepared
in a notepad variant used for coding (formatted with 'soft' line
breaks) before transferring to the forum. I hadn't noticed the
arrangement was conspicuously different from most Kiwi entries,
but there it is. Sometimes when I edit a post after pasting it here,
it breaks that inadvertent format.
Nearly every chan board that brings up the Youcis topic
eventually arrives at "send feet pics", so I assumed that was
a crowd-pleaser. Since the preference does not seem to
be universally shared by Kiwi Farmers, it shan't be rigorously
pursued further. IRL I do not know any confessed FoF
(Friends of Feet)
Now entering WALL OF TEXT mode
Not that presence on this forum requires explanation, but
exposition is fun, and it's the very last time I'll address it:
I saw on 4chan (I think) last year a notice of upcoming
Youcis nuptials. The early Alfred cartoons are obscure
masterpieces, so I was always attuned to the "Youcis" name
and had become superficially aware of her monstrous political
turn. Seeing no Alfred updates at Newgrounds since late
2014, I Googled to see if there was more Youcis news.
There was indeed so much more. Google also led me to
this place, where I discovered the relevant thread, signed
up, read through a lot of it, and posted the announcement.
Then it was off to the races.
Youcis' online trail is so trivially easy to follow, it made
engaging in entry-level web stalking fun and easy. It was like
a set of training wheels. I found more threads here featuring
subjects with whom I was very familiar such John K, Zoe Quim,
and others, but those discussions have become enormously
long and I didn't feel as if I could add anything that hadn't
already been posted. The Youcis thread was fairly short when
I discovered it, its subject ripe for additional exploration,
elaboration, and cataloguing. Plus there's the connection to
the astounding Alfred cartoons of long ago.
The ease of gathering sleaze, combined with Youcis' uncanny
resemblance in both appearance and personality to a decades-
old relationship of mine, made this subject almost irresistible as
a target for atavistic rock-throwing impulses.
Also I like to think these posts are a fun way to pass the time
for a certain prurient and peculiar audience. It's the kind of thing
that captivates me when I stumble over it online, and I've stumbled
over rich veins of it in many areas on this very Farm.
I suppose I'm an entertainer at heart.
---------------------------------------------------
Youcis-centric posts currently in draft form include a breakdown of
Youcis' body type and how it's changed over the years (with diagrams
and visual comparisons to other women), and a year-by-year review
of Youcis' sexual mania and how its ability to be served was affected
by frustrating circumstance. You think you've seen creepy? That post
will be creepy. For instance, Youcis first wrote online of best-left-undescribed
personal frustrations when she looked like this:
Clearly, she was unfortunately precocious in certain alarming ways.
Was it caused by the reputed molestering? A genetic predisposition?
Something in the water? Microcephalics are often reported to be
hypersexual. Does Youcis have a touch of that in the bloodline? Has
her clan been tarred by the pinhead brush?
It would be nice if anyone else would contribute to the important
research and curation going on right here in this vital thread. While
I can shoulder the burden alone, fresh perspectives and teamwork
can make even the most fascinating investigations more rewarding.
Until later, then
(unless I'm banned, in which case this delightful train ride stops here)
▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓
(P.S. The people at Woodshop Films are very rude in response to simple email/phone requests)
H
HG 400
Guest
kiwifarms.net
Every time I'm ready to hit POST for this entry, a new reply
arrives and I feel compelled to revise the text to address it.
Finally I was poised to hit POST for real, at last, and then...
I see a KIWI FARMS live stream about this topic! It's on the
Internet! It has a BLOCKED IN YOUR COUNTRY by UMG
notice on it. What the hell is that? I missed the stream so I'll
grab the archive some other way. Scouring the WWW....
Later in the day....
Okay.
I feel wonderfully validated. Should I be proud or simply mildly
satisfied? And null has great taste in animation. Too bad you
skipped over DEAD GIRLS STRIP CLUB and EAT MY
ROTTEN MEAT and a few other classic Youcistoons.
I do have a nodding familiarity with professional computery
pursuits before I switched cur ears. These posts are prepared
in a notepad variant used for coding (formatted with 'soft' line
breaks) before transferring to the forum. I hadn't noticed the
arrangement was conspicuously different from most Kiwi entries,
but there it is. Sometimes when I edit a post after pasting it here,
it breaks that inadvertent format.
Nearly every chan board that brings up the Youcis topic
eventually arrives at "send feet pics", so I assumed that was
a crowd-pleaser. Since the preference does not seem to
be universally shared by Kiwi Farmers, it shan't be rigorously
pursued further. IRL I do not know any confessed FoF
(Friends of Feet)
Now entering WALL OF TEXT mode
Not that presence on this forum requires explanation, but
exposition is fun, and it's the very last time I'll address it:
I saw on 4chan (I think) last year a notice of upcoming
Youcis nuptials. The early Alfred cartoons are obscure
masterpieces, so I was always attuned to the "Youcis" name
and had become superficially aware of her monstrous political
turn. Seeing no Alfred updates at Newgrounds since late
2014, I Googled to see if there was more Youcis news.
There was indeed so much more. Google also led me to
this place, where I discovered the relevant thread, signed
up, read through a lot of it, and posted the announcement.
Then it was off to the races.
Youcis' online trail is so trivially easy to follow, it made
engaging in entry-level web stalking fun and easy. It was like
a set of training wheels. I found more threads here featuring
subjects with whom I was very familiar such John K, Zoe Quim,
and others, but those discussions have become enormously
long and I didn't feel as if I could add anything that hadn't
already been posted. The Youcis thread was fairly short when
I discovered it, its subject ripe for additional exploration,
elaboration, and cataloguing. Plus there's the connection to
the astounding Alfred cartoons of long ago.
The ease of gathering sleaze, combined with Youcis' uncanny
resemblance in both appearance and personality to a decades-
old relationship of mine, made this subject almost irresistible as
a target for atavistic rock-throwing impulses.
Also I like to think these posts are a fun way to pass the time
for a certain prurient and peculiar audience. It's the kind of thing
that captivates me when I stumble over it online, and I've stumbled
over rich veins of it in many areas on this very Farm.
I suppose I'm an entertainer at heart.
---------------------------------------------------
Youcis-centric posts currently in draft form include a breakdown of
Youcis' body type and how it's changed over the years (with diagrams
and visual comparisons to other women), and a year-by-year review
of Youcis' sexual mania and how its ability to be served was affected
by frustrating circumstance. You think you've seen creepy? That post
will be creepy. For instance, Youcis first wrote online of best-left-undescribed
personal frustrations when she looked like this:
Clearly, she was unfortunately precocious in certain alarming ways.
Was it caused by the reputed molestering? A genetic predisposition?
Something in the water? Microcephalics are often reported to be
hypersexual. Does Youcis have a touch of that in the bloodline? Has
her clan been tarred by the pinhead brush?
It would be nice if anyone else would contribute to the important
research and curation going on right here in this vital thread. While
I can shoulder the burden alone, fresh perspectives and teamwork
can make even the most fascinating investigations more rewarding.
Until later, then
(unless I'm banned, in which case this delightful train ride stops here)
▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓
(P.S. The people at Woodshop Films are very rude in response to simple email/phone requests)
tl;dr