Gross Anna Johnson / The Fit Vegan Ginger / Creation Nutrition / Anna's Organics Lynchburg - Jesus Freak, orthorexic, creator of vegan food monstrosities, munches to avoid getting a job

Angry New Ager said:
Here's one reason why I think she won't, or at least won't gather many devoted followers if she does:

She's physically unattractive.

And I'm not saying that to be a catty bitch; I'm stating it as a plain fact.

Look at all the would-be health gurus on the internet. Look at the ones (especially the women) that have any kind of following--I can guarantee you their at least passably attractive, and even if they're a bit too thin they aren't ginger skellies.

People want their internet health gurus to look healthy, or at least close enough. A health guru is aspirational, and nobody (except people who are as fucked in the head as Anna) wants to look like a prematurely aged 12-year-old.
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I agree with you that right now she definitely can't and not on instagram where looks are so important. I was being :optimistic: and thinking of where she'll be in 10-15 years assuming she hasn't pooped herself to death. No one is going to take a 12-year old looking skelly seriously, but she reminds me so much of Jilly, who is also not very attractive and self-educated on "body science" yet still managed to grow a huge facebook cult of desperate middle aged women. I think Anna has that potential when she's older as long as she doesn't look like the Lich 2.0 and targets that sweet sweet christian-science demographic with her amazing story about over coming CF and whatever other medical sagas she creates.
 
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I got tricked, y'all. I was about to say that Anna's mom had finally put her foot down and forced her kid into a real recovery program. With cake and oreos!

Then I realized this is a bowl (puck) of oatmeal with cream cheese and a single cookie broken over it. And no, not cream cheese frosting - just cream cheese. Her skelly nutrition cravings are as bizarre as ever.
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Anna claims to have gotten a real writing job. Methinks this is likely some content pyramid scheme, where she just contracted herself to write a bunch of text on commission only. Note she says nothing about getting an editor, which she is incapable of writing without. Her blocks of text are consistantly filled with misspellings x grammatical errors, run ins, and logical inconsistencies.
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She calls her mother Natalie and not Nancy here (unless she's saying she was homeschooled by a relative of her father's?)
  • I hated writing as a kid. Like...passionately hated it. With all my might. I couldn’t sit still long enough to write my name, much less a report (I was not an easy child to homeschool, which is a testament to Nancy Coleman Johnson’s awesomeness...love you mom!). My utter disdain for writing honestly continued throughout my teen and early adult years—I dreaded writing papers. I wanted to be MOVING and DOING and...anything but writing. A part of me knew why, but I wouldn’t let myself admit why: writing requires reflection...and reflection requires facing parts of yourself and your life that need healing. That are wounded. That need to be fixed. And for so many years, I was operating on auto pilot. Just “getting through” life. I knew if I stopped, I wouldn’t be able to start again...so I just never stopped. Until life decided to stop me FOR me. Until CF started doing what it’s so good at doing: ruining lives, stealing moments, and making us stop. I’ve been forced to stop because of CF—and stopping forced me to reflect, which enabled me to heal—mind, spirit, and soul. CF stole everything from me...every outlet I once had was gone—all I had left was, ironically, writing. Writing kept me going last year. I wrote my fears, my frustrations, my victories...my writing became my heart and soul. It transformed my life, because it made me reflect...and realize what matters...ALL that matters: Jesus. My heart is healed...and that’s because of CF—and because “God works everything for good for those who love Him and are called according to His purposes.” (Romans 8:28) -
    Thanks to CF, I’ll never be able to work a “normal” job. Even though I’m doing considerably better (and am ALIVE which is truly miraculous considering the summer I had...), I’m still very sick. Cf is brutal and though I’m in a better position to fight, it’s still a daily fight. Which leads me back to
  • annasorganiclife
    Which leads me back to #thankfulThursday. This position is 100% remote. I can do it 100% from home. It’s 100% compatible with my illness and disability. And I’m 100000000% in awe of how God has orchestrated this whole thing. The devil gives me CF, supposedly keeping me from happiness and ever being able to work. But The Lord gives me writing—VICTORY over thee enemy. Sorry Satan—you lose. Again. -
    I’m reminded of one of my all time favorite verses yet again today as I’m reflecting on this whole thing: Genesis 50:20, “As for you, you meant this for evil, but GOD meant it for good.” So thank you, CF, for making me stop. Making me write. Making me reflect. Helping me H E A L. #annasorganiclife #thankful
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I got tricked, y'all. I was about to say that Anna's mom had finally put her foot down and forced her kid into a real recovery program. With cake and oreos!

Then I realized this is a bowl (puck) of oatmeal with cream cheese and a single cookie broken over it. And no, not cream cheese frosting - just cream cheese. Her skelly nutrition cravings are as bizarre as ever.
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Anna claims to have gotten a real writing job. Methinks this is likely some content pyramid scheme, where she just contracted herself to write a bunch of text on commission only. Note she says nothing about getting an editor, which she is incapable of writing without. Her blocks of text are consistantly filled with misspellings x grammatical errors, run ins, and logical inconsistencies.
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She calls her mother Natalie and not Nancy here (unless she's saying she was homeschooled by a relative of her father's?)
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I can guarantee any “writing job” Anna got is as legit as all of her health expert certificates. I could see WeBee or one of the other scams Anna flirts with sending her a “contract” to write IG posts. She might write an assload of content mill BS and end up with $15 if they would even pay paltry amounts in cash, crappy merchandise is more likely. Only other option is some con job Christian Evangelical inspired crap to attract millennials

But be prepared for Anna playing busy grad student, author and working career gal while laying at home in her bedroom at mommy’s. She’s got a LOT of time and she’s very isolated so her fantasy life keeps expanding. I guess the author, student, writer play times at least keep her thinking of something other than how to not consume 800 calories today and ways a starving person can make food unpalatable.

Anna is a prime example of why religious home schooling is a terrible idea. Some kids can survive it, but many turn out as crazy and weird as Anna. It’s super easy to find bad examples of home schooling, harder to find good ones. Too many wackos are drawn to home schooling as a way to brainwash their kids to their “100% correct” way of thinking.
 
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Even if she did get a 'job' with writing, I can't see her keeping it for long. She's going to have a meltdown if she gets any critical feedback, like asking her to fix her typos or something. The manic fountains of text she produces are not something that any reputable organization would be willing to pay for.
 
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I should have guessed that Anna wouldn't be able to eat a single bite of cream cheese on its own - no, it had to be adulterated into a horrorshow of stevia and nastiness so it would upset her widdle tum tum

It's cream cheese mixed with low fat non dairy greek yogurt and stevia. Naturally.
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I can guarantee any “writing job” Anna got is as legit as all of her health expert certificates. I could see WeBee or one of the other scams Anna flirts with sending her a “contract” to write IG posts. She might write an assload of content mill BS and end up with $15 if they would even pay paltry amounts in cash, crappy merchandise is more likely. Only other option is some con job Christian Evangelical inspired crap to attract millennials

But be prepared for Anna playing busy grad student, author and working career gal while laying at home in her bedroom at mommy’s. She’s got a LOT of time and she’s very isolated so her fantasy life keeps expanding. I guess the author, student, writer play times at least keep her thinking of something other than how to not consume 800 calories today and ways a starving person can make food unpalatable.

Anna is a prime example of why religious home schooling is a terrible idea. Some kids can survive it, but many turn out as crazy and weird as Anna. It’s super easy to find bad examples of home schooling, harder to find good ones. Too many wackos are drawn to home schooling as a way to brainwash their kids to their “100% correct” way of thinking.
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If it's some scam from WeBe ect... I will not be even remotely surprised. Anna has no background in professional writing unless you count her poorly put together, horrifying and gross recipe books where she introduces you to desiccated dog turd protein powder "donuts" and juice with ten pounds of ginger and turmeric in it. And don't forget the cinnamon and stevia!:biggrin:

I'm still sad that she stopped shilling RAWmazing Recipes. I was eagerly anticipating the horrors inside.:(

I just cannot imagine any legit company wanting to take Anna on as a professional writer.

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Even if she did get a 'job' with writing, I can't see her keeping it for long. She's going to have a meltdown if she gets any critical feedback, like asking her to fix her typos or something. The manic fountains of text she produces are not something that any reputable organization would be willing to pay for.
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Her poetry looks like the work of a seventh grader with mild brain damage. It's just so bad. She has absolutely no talent for writing and no concept of proofreading. That's why this can't be a real job. For all we know it's shilling more scam miracle healing products by writing up glowing reviews filled with typos.
 
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Note in her writing job announcement she admits she can't handle a real job so I did wonder how in the hell she thinks she's going to get her license to be a health psychologist since again to get a license you have to actually see people for a few thousand hours. But then I remembered that Anna makes no sense and is a liar. Besides with an imaginary license and a diploma mill degree she doesn't have to worry about pesky things like operating in your scope or ethics or being effective or being supervised by someone who actually knows what they're doing so why would she get a real education and a real job?
 
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snailshell said:
I know I'm a little late on this one, but....
What in the ever-loving hell is zoatmeal?! :O
Has she ever posted a pic of this?
(I mean, I know, it's probably just more of her mushed-up inedible crap. But fucking zoatmeal?)
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"Zoats" are a classic from her Fit Vegan Ginger days. [recipe, archive]
It is zucchini and stevia, "frosted" with protein powder mixed with water and more stevia. Imagine if you stirred this up and all the water came out of the zucchini and pooled in the bottom of the bowl:
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"Enjoy!"
In her Stories, Anna shared her dinner with us. This is a "bunless burger bowl." It contains ground turkey, ketchup, mustard, pickles, and Greek yogurt. She would like us to refrain from commenting on the way it looks:
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And here is "one of her favorite go-to meals" posted to her professional site:
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Anna churns out large quantities of simple, telegraphic writing and has very little in the way of living expenses. She's perfectly suited to dross-mining at the bottom tier of a content mill. Her poorly researched and indifferently written articles would be perfectly at home priced at $0.03/word on some content catalog site.

Assuming she can cope with client feedback and not lose her shit, I don't think freelance "content creation" is such a bad move for her, really.
 
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Note in her writing job announcement she admits she can't handle a real job so I did wonder how in the hell she thinks she's going to get her license to be a health psychologist since again to get a license you have to actually see people for a few thousand hours. But then I remembered that Anna makes no sense and is a liar. Besides with an imaginary license and a diploma mill degree she doesn't have to worry about pesky things like operating in your scope or ethics or being effective or being supervised by someone who actually knows what they're doing so why would she get a real education and a real job?
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Some time ago she was asked on Instastories about what she wants to do after she graduates with her degrees, and she said that she probably wouldn't be able to work in a hospital, because of "her illness", but she wants to open a private practice (...because that's so much easier?) or "work remotely".
 
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Durable Mike Malloy said:
"Zoats" are a classic from her Fit Vegan Ginger days. [recipe, archive]
It is zucchini and stevia, "frosted" with protein powder mixed with water and more stevia. Imagine if you stirred this up and all the water came out of the zucchini and pooled in the bottom of the bowl:
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"Enjoy!"
In her Stories, Anna shared her dinner with us. This is a "bunless burger bowl." It contains ground turkey, ketchup, mustard, pickles, and Greek yogurt. She would like us to refrain from commenting on the way it looks:
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And here is "one of her favorite go-to meals" posted to her professional site:
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Anna churns out large quantities of simple, telegraphic writing and has very little in the way of living expenses. She's perfectly suited to dross-mining at the bottom tier of a content mill. Her poorly researched and indifferently written articles would be perfectly at home priced at $0.03/word on some content catalog site.

Assuming she can cope with client feedback and not lose her shit, I don't think freelance "content creation" is such a bad move for her, really.
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And each meal, still, only qualifies as diet food. The recent zoats was slightly more caloric than past version (appeared to have some oat bran in it, and contained some sort of cream cheese even if just a tablespoon), and now things contain low fat meat or egg whites, but the difference is between her eating <500 calories per day, and <900 calories per day.

Anna would protest that she almost doubled her food intake, that's sooo much! But at 5'0", that's still not enough for an adult woman to survive on at a low end healthy weight. And, the second the Earth Parents let her back into her own apartment, she's going on serious restriction.
 
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Durable Mike Malloy said:
"Zoats" are a classic from her Fit Vegan Ginger days. [recipe, archive]
It is zucchini and stevia, "frosted" with protein powder mixed with water and more stevia. Imagine if you stirred this up and all the water came out of the zucchini and pooled in the bottom of the bowl:
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"Enjoy!"
In her Stories, Anna shared her dinner with us. This is a "bunless burger bowl." It contains ground turkey, ketchup, mustard, pickles, and Greek yogurt. She would like us to refrain from commenting on the way it looks:
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And here is "one of her favorite go-to meals" posted to her professional site:
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Anna churns out large quantities of simple, telegraphic writing and has very little in the way of living expenses. She's perfectly suited to dross-mining at the bottom tier of a content mill. Her poorly researched and indifferently written articles would be perfectly at home priced at $0.03/word on some content catalog site.

Assuming she can cope with client feedback and not lose her shit, I don't think freelance "content creation" is such a bad move for her, really.
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"Ketchup, mustard, pickles, and Greek yogurt."
Her ED has fucked up her taste buds so badly that she's like an alien trying to cook human food.
 
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Gentleburd said:
Okay, so, Gentlebro and I are up for doing a few more recipes if you guys want to see more.
Suggest some recipes for us to try!
Not sure of the exact day we will be able to do them but it will be within the next few weeks.
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Did I forget to quote you? I think I did. Sorry if I double posted my request. I nominate that awful looking microwaved tuna, pumpkin, spinach and yeast powder cheese monstrosity. I'm dying to know if it smells as bad as I think it does.

cleavon little said:
Note in her writing job announcement she admits she can't handle a real job so I did wonder how in the hell she thinks she's going to get her license to be a health psychologist since again to get a license you have to actually see people for a few thousand hours. But then I remembered that Anna makes no sense and is a liar. Besides with an imaginary license and a diploma mill degree she doesn't have to worry about pesky things like operating in your scope or ethics or being effective or being supervised by someone who actually knows what they're doing so why would she get a real education and a real job?
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I doubt it would be a home office deal since that requires permits and zoning ect... Plus her parents aren't going to put up with that. She probably thinks she's going to be counseling via the internet. But if you must have face to face counseling to get the license I don't see Anna being able to do it. After all, she's dying of CF and may even have to have her colon removed.:lol:

Come on Anna, you know that "license" is going to be another worthless piece of paper from a diploma mill.

Durable Mike Malloy said:
"Zoats" are a classic from her Fit Vegan Ginger days. [recipe, archive]
It is zucchini and stevia, "frosted" with protein powder mixed with water and more stevia. Imagine if you stirred this up and all the water came out of the zucchini and pooled in the bottom of the bowl:
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"Enjoy!"
In her Stories, Anna shared her dinner with us. This is a "bunless burger bowl." It contains ground turkey, ketchup, mustard, pickles, and Greek yogurt. She would like us to refrain from commenting on the way it looks:
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And here is "one of her favorite go-to meals" posted to her professional site:
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Anna churns out large quantities of simple, telegraphic writing and has very little in the way of living expenses. She's perfectly suited to dross-mining at the bottom tier of a content mill. Her poorly researched and indifferently written articles would be perfectly at home priced at $0.03/word on some content catalog site.

Assuming she can cope with client feedback and not lose her shit, I don't think freelance "content creation" is such a bad move for her, really.
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So it's got stevia in it? I figured she was doing savory porridge.But of course, stevia. I should have guessed.

That bunless hamburger bowl looks horrible. And the other dish looks moldy.

But who the hell puts greek yogurt on a hamburger in the first place? With ketchup and mustard?:cringe:
 
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Dysnomia said:
Did I forget to quote you? I think I did. Sorry if I double posted my request. I nominate that awful looking microwaved tuna, pumpkin, spinach and yeast powder cheese monstrosity. I'm dying to know if it smells as bad as I think it does.
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She probably prepares garbage like this just to stink up the place like the passive-aggressive cunt she is.
 
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How did she even cook the minced meat? The way it looks I actually thought the meat might be raw but even she wouldn't do that I'm sure. She probably microwaved it with no seasoning and drained the liquid before adding her burger "toppings". Disgusting. And the fact that she didn't even add carbs to this "meal"... How can anyone think she's recovered?
 
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Eh, greek yogurt goes great on lamb burgers- add a little garlic and some chopped mint and cucumber and you have tzatziki. However once again Anna fails at making food that humans would eat, though I assume it's fine since she isn't going to eat it anyway.

The making of horrible food kinda fits into her beloved "Sickly Child" aesthetic: she gets to have a little tea party where she pretends to make food, pretends to eat food, and then flushes the remains!
 
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