Hear that? Chris won't be sleeping because of haters.
He deserves a medal for tossing such a bold claim out in the public.
Twitter 1/26 - A brony calls Chris scum; he gets depressed, tries to guilt trip her
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Hear that? Chris won't be sleeping because of haters.
He deserves a medal for tossing such a bold claim out in the public.
Oh tard bucks, he'll be fine.
Next week it will be another bank is suing and he needs money fast or a picture of how fat Syilva has gotten.
Next week it will be another bank is suing and he needs money fast or a picture of how fat Syilva has gotten.
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I'd say get him some Ambien, but it's been known to cause delusions and remove inhibitions, so...
Do that and he might actually be able to create C-197 out of pure sleep deprived, drugged up, autistic will.
Do that and he might actually be able to create C-197 out of pure sleep deprived, drugged up, autistic will.
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Until he goes to the brony convention and tries to explain why he needs to be freinds with one of the girls he’s stalking.
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It baffles me why he always chooses to befriend/pursue a relationship with artistic women and female bronies. It's like he fetishies them or something.
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Honestly, that's exactly the sort of person I'd expect him to want to hang with. He thinks he's an artistic woman and a pegasister.
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This is why Chris continues to be watched by millions of autists worldwide. His motives and reactions to stimuli are fascinating & completely cartoonish. Just look at him spazzing out over some pony autist calling him scum.
Remember, he sees himself as a "creative female brony", so in his mind, he's interacting with his peers and the community he belongs in.
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True, I don't think it's a coincidence he tries to befriend mostly young (Usually around half his age, give or take a few years), biologically female artists. (Exceptions being popular internet personalities and celebrities)
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Colonel Chris-Chan Campbell: "I hear it's amazing when the famous purple stuffed worm in flap-jaw space with the tuning fork does a raw blink on Hara-Kiri Rock. I need scissors! 61!"
Seriously, though, that's almost sad. I'm sure he's playing it up for pity points, but wow. That looks like someone who's actually having some kind of breakdown.
Seriously, though, that's almost sad. I'm sure he's playing it up for pity points, but wow. That looks like someone who's actually having some kind of breakdown.
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Nice to see someone telling him no to his face and it finally registering somehow, at least. He'll find a way to blame anyone but himself soon enough, I'm sure.
As for all this reeeeeeeing about not being able to sleep and parsnips and scum, it's just more proof that homeboy here has the mind of a toddler and pitches a fit when he can't get what he wants. For some reason (I think we all know what) Chris has never learnt not to chimp out on the internet. No doubt there'll be a pseudo apology tomorrow with him blaming it on his soul, or cpu goddesses or something and not because he can't get what he wants.
And he wonders why people block him...
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He literally doesn't think he was abused. He's grateful for Wise and Boyd for opening his third eye to the alternate dimension.
It really goes to show that the best way to troll chis is good old fashioned w3enery. All the best laid plans, tricking him into a private discord, roleplaying for hours, fake dates, and raiding his garbage pales in comparison to just yelling "SONIC IS DEAD!" and tossing pennies at him.
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Remember Chris adding all that anti-CWC stuff to the ED article as a pity ploy?
[something something history repeating]
[something something history repeating]
Like others said, it's as if being told "no" is worse than Bob passing away.
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Great, I also had horrific insomnia last night and now there is a shadow of a possibility that it was due to some autistic man-baby doing a "WANT WOMAN" psychic scream all night.
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This is basically "You know what I hate me 2: Parsnip Boogaloo".
Ughh the neighbors are blasting Christian rock music.
But Christian's neighbors and Twitter followers just blast him.
But Christian's neighbors and Twitter followers just blast him.
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Just a few more days until he gets his tard bucks, then he will buy a bunch of toys and it will be like none of this ever happened.
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