FIGGIN 1/26/19 ADF and Victoria have broken up - will leave the apartment in 6 weeks

Well that would certainly explain a lot of the bouncing and squeaking on Phil's part. Wonder how long this has been building up. Even as stupid as he is, I'm sure Toren already has someone else lined up to mooch off of. No doubt someone who has more to offer than Phil. And I don't just mean in terms of money, but also status within the troon community.

I suspect they're both going to try milking this for ass pats. Actually as much as we mock Toren for being an opportunistic little shit, it's quite possible that Phil already has another room mate picked out as well. We know he's been hanging out with that same troon (or group of troons) who took him to the firing range and quite possibly make up his antifa cabinet. I'm wondering if he'll try roping them in to be Toren's replacement. That will be the true test of their friendship, because it's one thing to humor Phil and take him out for a day of pretend, quite another to actually have to live with that autism 24/7. Good luck whoever you are, you'll need it!

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I wonder how much dirty laundry Toren is going to air afterwards.
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Knowing Toren, he might just do it out of spite, if nothing else. There should definitely be some good fall out from this. Whoever talks first will be the one the other troons believe, and Toren already seems to have more social status than Phil.
 
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Oh, I can't wait for this to play out. I mean, I can't be too terribly surprised it happened; how long could anyone, even Toren, stand to live with Phil?

Toren has had plenty of crazy, ridiculous, dramatic break ups before and this one will be just as bad. Worse, maybe, because it's Phil and he makes everything worse.

Not only that, but I suspect that for a long time, Toren was Phil's primary ass patter. With Toren gone, Phil is going to be starved for attention and he's either going to post a lot more content for us or he's going to go find someone else to interact with; it would probably be someone with antifa and when Phil inevitably pisses them off, we'll all hear about how they're racist and how they raped him.

Then, since there's always some homeless, needy, crazy troon out there, Phil will probably bring in some other house guest and we'll be laughing at how Phil continues to be taken advantage of. And, of course, the drama between the two.
 
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Jon's probably a somewhat more skillful or at least experienced scammer, so knew to keep Phil from bouncing and squeaking at the neighbors enough to get them evicted. Without someone to keep him from shitting his own nest, that's exactly what Phil will do.
 
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Wait a moment
Didn't Phil claim Toren was living there legally and had to have credit checks to be added to the lease which he bitched about.
It wouldn't be the first time Phil and Toren tried a ruse to make it look like he wasn't sharing his apartment.
 
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Given Phil's ongoing obsession with being an Antifa "supersoldier," talk of guns and violence, and his paranoia, I can't help but wonder if Jon woke up to how much of a liability living with Phil really is. I know he's seen Phil do and say some seriously crazy shit that we don't even know about, and he's probably been exposed to some of Phil's Antifa "comrades."

Phil is window-licking stupid, but he's also the kind of guy who could get himself on a government watchlist because he's mentally unstable, has no future and therefore nothing to lose, has violent fantasies, and is easily influenced by people with a political agenda that advocates violence.

I've always thought he'd make a very useful patsy for somebody within Antifa (or other extreme leftist groups) who wanted to commit a terrorist act without getting their hands dirty. Why risk getting caught by delivering a package bomb yourself, when you can have Phil do it? And as much of a coward as he is when it comes to direct physical confrontation, I think it's possible for Phil to get comfortable enough with a gun to open fire on a crowd of the "wrong" sort of people (such as the Patriot Prayer folks). He may not have that bullring in his nose any more, but he could be easily led by the nose by anybody willing to tolerate his presence and prop up his delusions.

I don't think he's about to do anything anytime soon. Maybe he'll never do anything. Maybe it'll be in the run-up to the 2020 elections. Who the fuck knows? But he's a gun- and violence-obsessed outcast who longs for glory and obsesses about his alleged persecutors, and who the fuck would hang out with him if they weren't looking to use him in some way? So maybe Jon knows a lot that we don't about Phil's Antifa "friends," and has decided to gtfo of the splatter zone while he still can.

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Triggered Fivehead said:
My guess: Someone found out that Toren lives there illegally. The tard housing is for Phil only.
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Not sure what the laws are in Oregon, but in California the friends/lovers of occupants of this kind of housing often pass themselves off as "caretakers" so they can live rent-free with their disabled/tard mates.
 
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morbidly-obese-steven said:
"Antifascist work", what the hell that is in practice?
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Shitting himself and doing nothing.

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Going by the antics of ANTIFA, I'm guessing protesting @ stupid crap and shitposting on social media instead of actually working.
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There's no indication he's actually been to any protests recently. Any pictures he's had he's completely by himself standing in front of other people's protest stuff, so presumably nobody wants him around.
 
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