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Someone on twitter asked: "Why is it Chris Chan Sonichu and not Rosechu since you're a woman?" :story:
I hope one of the Chris's discord pals asks him.
 
CoolGuyHitler said:
Someone on twitter asked: "Why is it Chris Chan Sonichu and not Rosechu since you're a woman?" :story:
I hope one of the Chris's discord pals asks him.
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He's kind of addressed it before:
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Is anyone here familiar with the book Finnegans Wake? I know it's phenomenally unlikely he would ever read it, but I do wonder how Chris would interpret that book through his autistic lens. After all, the book is known for being interpreted differently by everyone. I'm sure he could find a sentence or two in there that relates to the Dimensional Merge, or even Sonichu.
 
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The Pest said:
I'm sure he could find a sentence or two in there that relates to the Dimensional Merge, or even Sonichu.
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Chris thought that the "romane" lettuce recall at the end of last year was a sign of the merge. He thought his mind going blank and feeling numb were signs that he had superpowers. Of course he would find something in Finnegans Wake that he'd use as a sign for his greatness. But I don't think Chris can read more than 2 pages of anything.
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What's the most depressing picture of Chris, and why is it the "family photo" from Sonichu 11?
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The Pest said:
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Is anyone here familiar with the book Finnegans Wake? I know it's phenomenally unlikely he would ever read it, but I do wonder how Chris would interpret that book through his autistic lens. After all, the book is known for being interpreted differently by everyone. I'm sure he could find a sentence or two in there that relates to the Dimensional Merge, or even Sonichu.
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Goosebumps was about the limit of Chris's literary experience. I doubt he'd get two pages into Finnegans Wake.
 
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I was rereading the Miyamoto emails and was particularly amused by this bit Blarb included in response to Clyde.

Robert and Barbara (writer) have both had experience in big business with General Electric Company and Reynolds Metals Company (both International Sales and Mining of raw materials for manufacturing purposes in other countries. We understand the Research and Development as well as the Marketing and Selling of goods.

Of historic value to the computer world, Robert was in on the research and development from the beginning, and without his knowledge, NES might not have arrived so soon. His accomplishments include seven (7) patents and others outstanding with General Electric Company. He designed the controls for the Plastic Molding Machines.
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Bitch, who gives a shit? Why would someone brag about this without being asked?
 
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Chris thought that the "romane" lettuce recall at the end of last year was a sign of the merge. He thought his mind going blank and feeling numb were signs that he had superpowers. Of course he would find something in Finnegans Wake that he'd use as a sign for his greatness. But I don't think Chris can read more than 2 pages of anything.
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What's the most depressing picture of Chris, and why is it the "family photo" from Sonichu 11?
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Jesus he's like Isis, just taking credit for anything. Also fuck him for including the wildfire in his merge bullshit.
 
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I admit I've been out of the Chris loop for a while, but what's this I've been hearing about trying to steal the neighbour's dog and the snake in the hoard?
 
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I wonder if the reason Chris has been sperging on Twitter hard for the last few days is because he doesn't have an Idea Guy feeding him info about the dimensional merge. It's probably "stressful" for him to have to make this shit up on his own, so he'd rather outsource that kind of "work." It's like when he tried to get someone to contact women for him and do all the legwork of getting a date.
 
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Tikbalang said:
Motivation for Chris to lose weight:
Have a woman willing to "lose her virginity" FOR chris if he reach 160 lbs.
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I doubt that would work. Chris is notorious lazy and he has a very low sex drive nowadays. Ever since he fucked the hooker and trooned out, Chris has lost a lot of his interest in sex. Marvin and several others have pretty much confirmed this as a fact.

Nowadays, his only real goals for the Love Quest are to find someone to live with and mooch off of after Barb finally dies.
 
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Brian Butterfield said:
I wonder if the reason Chris has been sperging on Twitter hard for the last few days is because he doesn't have an Idea Guy feeding him info about the dimensional merge. It's probably "stressful" for him to have to make this shit up on his own, so he'd rather outsource that kind of "work." It's like when he tried to get someone to contact women for him and do all the legwork of getting a date.
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Right now he's got 700 middle-school kids on twitter feeding him shit about that "CWCville civil war" stuff, so I doubt that's the issue.

I think he just hates rejection (to be fair, who doesn't? It's just that Chris is manifesting that normal dislike of rejection in the most bizarre, inept, high-drama way possible, because he's Chris).

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What happened to the Trollin Train forum? Are its posts archived? This idea was so ingenious and crazy I'm surprised it actually worked.
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If it's not on the cwcki, I'm guessing it probably wasn't archived
 
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