[Jan-2019] Resident Evil 2 Hardcore Difficulty - Cuz he's got "balls of steel"

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This right here is Darks Puzzle solving face.

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Doing a full day of Resident Evil 2 Hardcore sucks:
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DSP lashes out at chat for giving him advice:
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"Don't tell me how to play, shut the fuck up":

An anonymous user gifts a sub to Bionich00t, DSP says "congrats, stop being a dick":
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It's perfectly simple, Phil spent time before - his precious, valuable time - looking up strategy guides and is trying to remember the valuable tips and instructions provided, so FUCKING STOP GOD DAMN TELLING HIM HOW TO FUCKING DO THINGS WHEN HE ALREADY USES A GUIDE TO TELL HIM HOW TO FUCKING DO IT YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE BIOBITCH, YOU ARE DERAILING STREAM TELLING HIM HOW TO PLAY.

(is how I imagine Phil felt if he was to vocalise it)
 
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He's now at the Sherry section (purely stealth) which he has failed 3 or 4 times now, and now he's threatening to turn off the game and look up a guide to get passed this part. What a good streamer, using a ragequit as some kind of threat. Simply amazing.

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(he beat the stealth section immediately after this childish little rant)

And now he's talking about the stream being "slow" (not many cheers with only two or three substantial ones, and $28 in total tips), and how he excepted this because he has been playing RE2 for 4 days straight, so people get "burned out" on it.
Nibba, you've been a toxic and whiny piece of shit the whole stream. Ever thought of that being a factor? And why play it for 4 days straight if you expected it, mister professional streamer?

Luckily, only a couple of minutes after DSP mentioning the slow stream, grazydream throws his master a pity cheer.

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Pop into Phil's stream. 8 minutes on a rotating block puzzle. Shakes his head, "This is impossible". Two seconds later, realizes blocks can be rotated horizontally, not just vertically, "OH!"

Over the 8 minutes, chat takes the opportunity to get their jabs in, include Swagginz and other badge'd notables.

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Finally, Phil lines up the first row. He's confused, not realizing the top row has to match as well.

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Face cam included here for that face palm.

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Pop into Phil's stream. 8 minutes on a rotating block puzzle. Shakes his head, "This is impossible". Two seconds later, realizes blocks can be rotated horizontally, not just vertically, "OH!"

*thinks about the post i made yesterday about how i said its tiresome to see phil struggle with a puzzle a 3rd grader could easily do*
 
Pop into Phil's stream. 8 minutes on a rotating block puzzle. Shakes his head, "This is impossible". Two seconds later, realizes blocks can be rotated horizontally, not just vertically, "OH!"

Over the 8 minutes, chat takes the opportunity to get their jabs in, include Swagginz and other badge'd notables.

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so basically,every fucking body laugh AT him,not WITH him
his boys club dont think highly of him at all
 
Fucking streamchat and fucking Cuckingginz spoiling the game for everyone at every single second and giving Phil solutions, the part with the wooden box and Sherry hiding from the old dude were nice throwbacks to Youtube Phil and these fuckers have to ruin it for everyone
 
Pop into Phil's stream. 8 minutes on a rotating block puzzle. Shakes his head, "This is impossible". Two seconds later, realizes blocks can be rotated horizontally, not just vertically, "OH!"

Over the 8 minutes, chat takes the opportunity to get their jabs in, include Swagginz and other badge'd notables.

Maybe this is why swagginz has rotted himself deep into darks grundule. He search high and low for the stoopidest streamer on the site so he could boast about his intelligence and overall superiority
 
Man, Phil is super bitchy tonight, manual bans and all. I'm sure it has nothing to do with the relatively low donations.
I was watching the end and Phil banned, then called someone an idiot for 'fanboying for Capcom' and then 'using personal insults'. Someone posted after saying that Phil shouldn't use personal insults to ban someone for using personal insults as it sets a bad example. Phil leaned in for a silent, dirty manual on that one. Remarkably petty.

He also closed off by saying he hoped the views would be higher for KH3.
So we're just openly talking about view counts now.
RE2 has been a rough ride for Phil. He's been so frustrated that he can't even keep up the weakest of his facades.
 
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I was watching the end and Phil banned, then called someone an idiot for 'fanboying for Capcom' and then 'using personal insults'. Someone posted after saying that Phil shouldn't use personal insults to ban someone for using personal insults as it sets a bad exampled. Phil leaned in for a silent, dirty manual on that one. Remarkably petty.

He also closed off by saying he hoped the views would be higher for KH3.
So we're just openly talking about view counts now.
RE2 has been a rough ride for Phil. He's been so frustrated that he can't even keep up the weakest of his facades.
Hardcore has not been kind to him at all. On top of the all day REmake2 Poll winning plus receiving pretty shit donations compared to other days, it has made Phil pretty miserable. He was really hoping for some more of that "Chill" stream shit, but not because he needed variety. Because we all know what "Chill" equals in the end.

First it was God of War to bring in views, then it was Spiderman, then it was REmake2, and now for some odd reason he thinks Kingdom Hearts 3 will be the winning one. Yet he totally ignored the other games from the series. No one is going to go watch Phil play another RPG, especially one he has no real interest or desire to understand the story.
 
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First it was God of War to bring in views, then it was Spiderman, then it was REmake2, and now for some odd reason he thinks Kingdom Hearts 3 will be the winning one. Yet he totally ignored the other games from the series. No one is going to go watch Phil play another RPG, especially one he has no real interest or desire to understand the story.

I think it'll be the same as other new AAA releases. He'll have high views and maybe a decent take (courtesy primarily of a few whales) the first day or two. Then, as he starts to bitch and moan and shit on the game the second he gets any difficulty at all--and, in this case, when he shits on the story not making sense b/c he hasn't bothered to learn any of it--the views will die away, and yet another stream-saver will fade. :(
 
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