Stephanie Cianfriglia / Sapphire Crimson Claw / Yarrow Brown / the-ghost-fucker / transmascdruid / anarchoenby77 / darktwistedpussy / Druid of Endicot - Xe/xyr ghost-fucker, womb wizard, hand sanitizer sommelier, trans-boomer, violently abuses her elderly parents, has sexual fantasies about raping children

[Rat Baby]

If she actually has vaginal agenesis then it would look completely normal from the outside as the outer sex organs aren't effected.
Vaginal agenesis from the outside looks normal and tends to be diagnosed when the person's period doesn't happen or is majorly delayed during puberty.
Those with vaginal agenesis tend to have a partially deformed uterus or don't have one at all. Though in less extreme cases the uterus is fine and the vaginal canal being small or nonexistent is the issue.

What I'm wondering is why Staph had everything removed. It's completely unnecessary for vaginal agenesis. Unless her insides were extremely deformed and a danger to her health then I don't understand why they would be removed. Though we know she's a liar already so.

She doesn't have vaginal agenesis because she menstruated normally before her hysterectomy, which I'm pretty sure she said was for endometriosis. At most she has vaginismus. (In the name of accurate wiki research, I know way too much about her genitals.)

 

[Girlycard]

She doesn't have vaginal agenesis because she menstruated normally before her hysterectomy, which I'm pretty sure she said was for endometriosis. At most she has vaginismus. (In the name of accurate wiki research, I know way too much about her genitals.)

Ok thank you. I saw people mentioning vaginal agenesis so I was wondering why that had come up.

Staph being obsessed with intersex people is so strange to me. They're people with medical conditions that ruin their lives because it doesn't just effect sex. I can't imagine wanting something like that.

 

[kidsquid]

Ok thank you. I saw people mentioning vaginal agenesis so I was wondering why that had come up.

Staph being obsessed with intersex people is so strange to me. They're people with medical conditions that ruin their lives because it doesn't just effect sex. I can't imagine wanting something like that.

Staph wants to be part of the ~ultimate oppressed~. She claims she's intersex because apparently they're oppressed, calls herself peepeepoopoosexual because simply being straight or bi or gay isn't oppressed enough, and claims to be agender because being cis is the ultimate evil. She craves that oppression like a heroin addict craves heroin - she probably gets her jollies off on the idea of not being part of the majority.

 

[PT 522]

Ok thank you. I saw people mentioning vaginal agenesis so I was wondering why that had come up.

Staph being obsessed with intersex people is so strange to me. They're people with medical conditions that ruin their lives because it doesn't just effect sex. I can't imagine wanting something like that.

Vaginal agenesis came up because it sounded like what she was trying to say when she talks about her "avagenesis".

 

[keyboredsm4shthe2nd]

Avagenesis sounds like a Genesis tribute band. This bitch... this crazy bitch. I stop reading her thread for a month, and she gets into more drama, pees on her dad's cups, more hell crap, more fake trans crap. She is a total lolcow treasure! I feel for her cat though. Poor wee beastie.

If you give a cat enough reason to hate you, they're not above smothering you in your sleep and/or eating your eyes.

 

[lamp shade]

Paraphrasing that one post: "I have a literal cat demon that rests its head on my shoulder and tells me to click the button."

We've been wrong all along, guys. Demons are real and they are trolling the shit out of Steph.

"Yeah, post it, satan and kiwi farms need more lols" - cat demon

 

[Crocophile]

The whole thing sounds wild to me because I know multiple people with endo, and none of them had to have hysterectomies for it. You usually get a surgery called a laparoscopy, where they just remove the scar tissue and junk like that. A hysterectomy doesn't even necessarily fix the problem, and often isn't considered until other surgeries have failed to reduce chronic, intolerable pain. In one case I know the doctor refused to preform a hysterectomy on someone who wanted one because it normally isn't one except on older patients. I don't know if I believe Steph is clever enough to pretend to get a hysterectomy and keep the con consistent for so long, but the whole thing does seem fishy to me.

 

[lamp shade]

The whole thing sounds wild to me because I know multiple people with endo, and none of them had to have hysterectomies for it. You usually get a surgery called a laparoscopy, where they just remove the scar tissue and junk like that. A hysterectomy doesn't even necessarily fix the problem, and often isn't considered until other surgeries have failed to reduce chronic, intolerable pain. In one case I know the doctor refused to preform a hysterectomy on someone who wanted one because it normally isn't one except on older patients. I don't know if I believe Steph is clever enough to pretend to get a hysterectomy and keep the con consistent for so long, but the whole thing does seem fishy to me.

It's a conspiracy, the government has gone back to sterilizing the mentally disabled and have started with Steph.

 

[Polexia Aphrodisia]

It's a conspiracy, the government has gone back to sterilizing the mentally disabled and have started with Steph.

A very good place to start.

 

[PuckishRogue]

It's a conspiracy, the government has gone back to sterilizing the mentally disabled and have started with Steph.

It's actually kinda possible that she doesn't actually have medical power of attorney over herself and her parents did it for that reason, but I'm not sure how likely that is.

 

[White bubblegum]

It's actually kinda possible that she doesn't actually have medical power of attorney over herself and her parents did it for that reason, but I'm not sure how likely that is.

That's assuming her parents believe she'll ever get laid.

 

[Hamplanet Fitness]

I got the Greatest Hits section done and added to the OP, cleaned up a couple other sections.

 

[Slice Me Up]

Islamic Content me, but I want to see a pic of Stephanie's vag lmao. I mean, just to see if it's actually abnormal because i have my doubts. I'm surprised she hasn't posted it to the world wide web yet tbh.

Reminder Staph has tried to sell nudes in the past. I'm sure if you were willing to pony up a little cash, you could....

 

[Knifeguncat]

Reminder Staph has tried to sell nudes in the past. I'm sure if you were willing to pony up a little cash, you could....

Not like it matters anymore. She's posted nudes (for free!) to one of her Mastodons quite recently, for nobody's viewing pleasure.

Also, she doesn't shave her armpits (bonus: Sad saggy udders)

Spoiler: NSFL

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Why pay any cash for these lovely cow udders when you could visit your local farm instead?

 

[Uterus Burns]

I thought Staph supposedly “didn’t have a pussy”

 

[Aguas Locas]

It's actually kinda possible that she doesn't actually have medical power of attorney over herself and her parents did it for that reason, but I'm not sure how likely that is.

More likely she's exceptional and loves to be one:

Sensory Integration Disorder:

Sensory processing disorder is a condition in which the brain has trouble receiving and responding to information that comes in through the senses.

Formerly referred to as sensory integration dysfunction, it is not currently recognized a a distinct medical diagnosis.

Well, someone might have started to mix their medical terms again. But, same with the whole "avagenesis" thing, we are talking about someone who believes to be in some kind of YA or scifi story for each condition they have.

Spoiler: Poor Steph, so many issues

It had taken the first seven years of my life to be able to tie my shoes, and eight before I could walk up a flight of stairs without assistance. I still to this day have some troubles, but they’re minor and could easily be chalked up to just being an ungrateful millennial (as in “you wanted to go to the fair, now you say your feet hurt? Ugh”).

My mom laughs that as an infant, she thought I had “two buttholes”; it ended up being that I had an unfused tailbone, causing a gap at the base of my spine, which I still have, though much smaller. When I was little, I also had a low blood cell count. Doctors monitored my heart because it had a murmur in it. I have a crystal clear memory of being four and having “Mr. Snake,” aka a plastic tube, shoved in my nose with intent to get to my stomach, but I hadn’t been able to handle it. I often tried using inhalers for asthma, but couldn’t stand the taste of them.

At around age sixteen, I was taken to an orthopedic specialist and diagnosed with chondromalacia patella; essentially, my growth spurts around nine years old had been too fast for the cartillege in my right leg to keep up. After an MRI, it also was revealed that the same knee had a benign fibrous tumor, but due to my age, nothing was done.

I was in horrendous pain and had debilitating pain each and every month, so I went on birth control. As if my physical issues weren’t enough, I began to show troubling symptoms in regards to mental health. I would have panic attacks, I would self-injure, and I had visual and auditory hallucinations.

I was diagnosed with two more physical health problems. I had been having a persistent cough, especially at night, that my pediatrician could not find the source of. One trip to an ear, nose, and throat specialist and we nailed it down as acid reflux. I was then on a regimen of antacid pills. Not long afterward, I began gaining wait rapidly and my fatigue worsened. I also noticed that I always felt cold. The culprit was hypothyroidism, which meant more pills.

Once I graduated in 2012, things went from okay to abysmal. My grandmother died in July (as a matter of fact, the exact same day as the shooting in Aurora, Colorado), and with her loss, it was as if I imploded. Between 2012 and as I write this, I have been hospitalized for panic attacks five times. During these episodes, my heart races, I shake uncontrollably, and I can think about nothing other than killing myself. Twice did I cut myself with broken glass, and the last instance, this past December, I tried to poison myself.

I spent almost fifteen years dealing with extremely painful periods. Roughly two weeks before the culmination of my menstrual cycle, I would begin to feel physical aches, exhaustion, and constipation. Then, once it arrived, I would first experience cramping enough to lay me in the fetal position, followed by an entire day of relentless flow. Even wearing a night pad, it would get on both my shorts and my bedclothes.

When I was born, I was assigned female at birth. When I saw my former OB/GYN, getting the diagnosis of dysmenorrhea, she never had anything to say about my genitals. When I switched providers due to a change of insurance, the gynecological nurse took one look between my legs and looked up at me like she had stared up at the creature at the end of Annihilation. When the doctor looked at me, she said “so it appears you have an excess of hymen. I want to schedule a procedure to remove it all.”
In July 2015, I had my procedure, and when I woke up, my mom tried to explain what she had found, but I couldn’t make any sense of it. What did she mean, I didn’t have a vagina? Of course I did, I had a period every month. Then the doctor came and sat down, and with her was a crude drawing of what I looked like. “Your urethra runs the entire lateral side of your pubic area. Back here is the vagina, but it’s opening is very small. We were only able to widen it, so you should be able to wear tampons now.”
And that’s how I found out that I had been born with an extremely rare birth defect, a congenital absence of vagina.

With a sweet cherry on top:

Now the average person may read all of the above and remark along the lines of “HOLY SHIT” or “I could not have survived that.” But to me, it’s just been life

After all of this ordeal, do you think I’m spoonie enough?

It's no secret she's adopted and isn't the very best, but, she carries things that can be common for a lot of people like some kind of online badge for spoonie/victim/speshul recognition rather than trying to try to live normally, as most do, besides of using it as a way to justify how abusive and terrible as a person she is.

More exceptional people interacting.

Useful for what, Steph?

Ah, useful to say you're a lazy blob who can't even DM someone online because "spoons".

 

[Polexia Aphrodisia]

The "Peetie-Speak" reminds me of another cow whose thread is long dead - Murray "Lysikan" Root.

He was a sad old autistic man roleplaying as a bunch of heavily disabled female headmates online. One of them was called "Baby," who was permanently stuck in the form of a five-year-old child, apparently hypersexual but had a speech impediment that made her talk like a baby. So Murray would type out all of what "Baby" would say phonetically. Things like "Me wanna peesa canny" instead of "I want a piece of candy".

It grated on my fucking nerves then and it grates on my fucking nerves now. Lolcatspeak or pupperspeak or literally anything besides this sickening, obnoxious "baby-talk" would be better.

 

[sis no]

The fact that she imagined her visit to the gyno so dramatically is hilarious. Not to be gross, but having excess hymen really isn't that rare, and it definitely wouldn't illicit a response like "seeing the creature from Annihilation" from an educated gyno. But, whatever makes Steph feel special I guess

 

[gay frogs]

“I tried to poison myself” are they talking about the hand sanitizer incident? So dramatic.

 

[Bellsprout]

There's a whole slew of Twitter Cats who type like that that she's outright trying to emulate, all of which have a fairly substantial fanbase (Peepee's Playhouse probably isn't the first of its kind, but it's definitely the most notable).

The thing is, she isn't posting pictures of her stupid cat, which is a lot of the draw for most of these accounts. It's just a weird, dumb ploy for attention, regurgitating a formula that's worked for others on different platforms.