Sonichu Chris blocked by Twitter bronies, pages 1-4

[Tikbalang]

I don't know whether to laugh at how pitifully petty this is or laugh at the fact that he has to keep lebeling "Me" on his self-insert.

It'll be smaller and smaller in the future

 

[Kosher Dill]

Template for y'all:

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

 

[fiu0cm]

Wow. That's, like, one of the most pathetic and passive-aggressive things he's done in the comic.

He's been especially cunty throughout this complaining-about-twitter-blocks arc.

 

[Cardboard Box Mountain]

Is 'chamomile' tea supposed to sound classy? Get some Ty-Phoo down yer, Magi-Chan you pretentious fuck

I doubt he knows what a crumpet is, nor is he likely to know that chamomile is a mild sedative and a decent adjuvant for painkillers.

 

[Second Missing Primarch]

 

[ToroidalBoat]

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"But I digress" even appears in the comics.

Also Chris' handwriting -- or CWCwriting if you prefer -- is so awful.

Must be that toddler-esque pen grip he never outgrew.

 

[Rogowski]

Because Chris should try looking at the bright side for once.

 

[Kosher Dill]

Fixed that for you:

 

[Spectrum]

This is just what I needed to understand this complicated situation. Everything finally makes sense!

 

[Silent_Watcher]

Here's hoping that the entire brony crew that blocked him and had their OCs misused by him will create an animation as a collaborative project.

This animation should include Christine in his sonichu form getting his ass kicked in so many brutal ways by everyone's brony OC in the most thrilling episode of Kick the Autistic yet

 

[Trigger Me Timbers]

Why do I see these comics being slowly panned over on a news report with the bottom news banner sayin' "more information about Ruckers revenge shooter emerges"

 

[GhostBird50]

Fixed that for you:

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wasn't bent enough...

 

[Marvin]

Because, on some level, Chris understands that imaginary friends can't replace real people.

I don't think it's a matter of can or can't to Chris. That implies there's a fundamental reality that can possibly override his will, which is a possibility that he both consciously and emotionally rejects. Rather he simply wants to be friends with everyone who catches his eye, both imaginary friends and IRL friends.

It doesn't matter how many toys Chris has, he always wants more.

I still feel like Chris really imagines himself as the partner doing any penetration. I know he's spoken at lengths about wanting a vagina, but ultimately i think that's only so he can fulfill some weird tribadism fantasy.

No, Chris really doesn't like his penis and he sees himself as the passive partner, or at least not making use of his penis.

He does have a tribadism fantasy. He also has been persistently trying to jam stuff up his ass for awhile now. This wasn't just a classic Chris era thing, he's been doing it in the past 5 years or so. He's confused as fuck as to why it isn't orgasmic bliss like it is for the girls in his porno videos.

The thing is, you really need to remember that Chris has genuine gender issues. He really does prance around life quite honestly as (his view of) a woman. It's not a ploy for him to jam his dick somewhere. (He ignores his dick, unless it's something he can parley for other privileges. He hides his dick, abuses it with the weird anti-strapon, sliced his taint up, etc.) He's fucked in the head when it comes to gender

Not necessarily saying he's actually trans, but yeah, it's been going on for 7 years now and it's going to last the rest of his life.

 

[Jeanne d'Arc]

The panels of Magi-chan staring at the viewer and dumping exposition are fucking nightmare fuel. The expression on its face and that wall of text... holy fuck.

Christine is modern day trooned out Kerouac, change my mind.

 

[Deadpool]

I read A LOT of comics, but Chris's page/dialogue formatting never fails to confuse me. I have to read the pages twice to figure out the order of the word balloons. Even then it can be confusing because the dialogue is terrible, and doesn't follow human speech patterns.

 

[W00K #17]

I don't think it's a matter of can or can't to Chris. That implies there's a fundamental reality that can possibly override his will, which is a possibility that he both consciously and emotionally rejects. Rather he simply wants to be friends with everyone who catches his eye, both imaginary friends and IRL friends.

It doesn't matter how many toys Chris has, he always wants more.

No, Chris really doesn't like his penis and he sees himself as the passive partner, or at least not making use of his penis.

He does have a tribadism fantasy. He also has been persistently trying to jam stuff up his ass for awhile now. This wasn't just a classic Chris era thing, he's been doing it in the past 5 years or so. He's confused as fuck as to why it isn't orgasmic bliss like it is for the girls in his porno videos.

The thing is, you really need to remember that Chris has genuine gender issues. He really does prance around life quite honestly as (his view of) a woman. It's not a ploy for him to jam his dick somewhere. (He ignores his dick, unless it's something he can parley for other privileges. He hides his dick, abuses it with the weird anti-strapon, sliced his taint up, etc.) He's fucked in the head when it comes to gender

Not necessarily saying he's actually trans, but yeah, it's been going on for 7 years now and it's going to last the rest of his life.

It just hit me that in the time the internet has followed him he's spent more time as christine now than he did as chris.

 

[.Magichan]

It just hit me that in the time the internet has followed him he's spent more time as christine now than he did as chris.

Are you counting from the reveal of the Tomgirl pics, or when he went full tard "I'm a womun, hear me roar"?

 

[Mr. 0]

He does have a tribadism fantasy. He also has been persistently trying to jam stuff up his ass for awhile now. This wasn't just a classic Chris era thing, he's been doing it in the past 5 years or so. He's confused as fuck as to why it isn't orgasmic bliss like it is for the girls in his porno videos.

GAAAAAAAAAAAAY

 

[.Magichan]

The panels of Magi-chan staring at the viewer and dumping exposition are fucking nightmare fuel. The expression on its face and that wall of text... holy fuck.

Christine is modern day trooned out Kerouac, change my mind.

If there was a way to save the series of Sonichu, it would be that Magichan was an eldritch demon that was sealed away thousands of years ago that swore he would be reincarnated. Fate had him reincarnate in the mind and body of a manchild that by virtue of his tard way of thinking overwrote magichans original self, and the entire series of Sonichu was the demon giving Chris his power fantasy because he thought the world was ran by Chris' way of thinking.

everything that comes from the merger is the demon slowly re-awaking, only to find that Chris has siphoned off some of the power. Leading to a existential crisis where Magichan is fully unleashed and has his final confrontation with Chris Chan.

Directed by Michael Bay of course.