Orbiter The Amberlynn Reid Show Supporting Cast - Because, like any giant planet, she has a lot of orbiters.

[PiggyPie]

Holy shit , they are all so fucking boring. Just stop

 

[Red Shirt Number 74]

It’s like every side character who tries to vlog, is an ass at vloging. It doesn’t take much to be better at vloging than Amber, but the side cast always proves me wrong.
Dustin’s problem is she stays rambling in the same spot for too long.

at least she's not screeching. imo dusty talking honestly makes pretty nice background noise if nothing else

 

[497]

So, confirmed. None of Destiny's dogs were fixed. Their Chihuahua was dumped off at Destiny's mom's house to breed. Then, the Pit Bull they gave away when they moved later had oops puppies sired by their Australian Shepherd.

Trayyysh.

that seems to be where Becky and the gays are less speddish.. Eric and Rickie had their dogs fixed and we don't see Becky throwing cats behind the couch or hitting the dog's noses.

 

[CindyChafe]

So, confirmed. None of Destiny's dogs were fixed. Their Chihuahua was dumped off at Destiny's mom's house to breed. Then, the Pit Bull they gave away when they moved later had oops puppies sired by their Australian Shepherd.

Trayyysh.

Well thank fucking hell these bitches love the vagina because they’d have a baseball team between the two of them since apparently they don’t know that fucking = babies.

I had the misfortune to have a pair of unfixed male and female dogs in my care while the female was in heat and it was miserable. Dog period everywhere, the male trying to rape the female, howling and whining at all hours of the night. What is wrong with them. (The dogs were fixed as soon as the female went out of heat. Once they go into heat they can’t be fixed til a few weeks after. It was hell on earth.) How the hell do Dana and Destiny deal with that shit. I guess that’s why their dogs keep getting dropped off on other family members.

Kidbehindacamera aka the fat diabetic son of Angry Grandpa has had at least 3 litters of chihuahuas (at least one litter since AGP passed) all because these goddamned hillbillies can’t be bothered to fix their dogs. What did Bob Barker say, motherfuckers?

Ugh I guess I’m mad on the internet. But this is why animal shelters are filled to capacity and euthanize so many perfectly healthy animals everyday. Gross irresponsibility.

 

[RarityGORL]

Oh how I wish for Dusty and Danagerator to lose weight and get super fit. Not that I care about their health, I just know Amber would absolutely HATE it and be super cunty about it.

sigh.... If only...

 

[IslamicContentental Belt]

That was a dull endurance test, but damn, she seems so much more mature and significantly less speddy since she jettisoned Amber. She also seems to be very happy and in love with Dana.

That's gotta burn Amber's ass like fire.

I got into the ALR saga in the Becky era so I only really know Destiny from compilation videos. With Katie W doing a big one and her being more of a topic of discussion lately I have to say I like Destiny. She is a weird looking girl but she has personality and seems fun to be around. AL and Becky are such a sad, dour combo. She was lucky to have Destiny.

 

[Long time lurker]

Have they never heard of fruit?

There was a video that was made soon after Amber was allowed to roam out of the den where they are sitting at the table and there is a metal fruit bowl full of oranges in it.

How the hell do Dana and Destiny deal with that shit.

they let the dogs mate. The easiest, fastest way to stop the bitch from bleeding and the male to stop whining is to get the bitch pregnant.
Or they could do what normal, decent, responsible pet owners do and get them castrated, but where is the fun it that?

 

[Your_Fairy_Wish_Prince]

I know this is super autistic but the way Becky fucking moves her mouth when she talks (moose like almost) makes me want to slit my wrists with a spoon.

 

[8008135]

Moose are majestic and noble animals. They don't deserve to be mentioned in the same breath as double-gunted flesh-bearded mentally-stunted Necky!

 

[Whatthefuck]

Well thank fucking hell these bitches love the vagina because they’d have a baseball team between the two of them since apparently they don’t know that fucking = babies.

I had the misfortune to have a pair of unfixed male and female dogs in my care while the female was in heat and it was miserable. Dog period everywhere, the male trying to rape the female, howling and whining at all hours of the night. What is wrong with them. (The dogs were fixed as soon as the female went out of heat. Once they go into heat they can’t be fixed til a few weeks after. It was hell on earth.) How the hell do Dana and Destiny deal with that shit. I guess that’s why their dogs keep getting dropped off on other family members.

Kidbehindacamera aka the fat diabetic son of Angry Grandpa has had at least 3 litters of chihuahuas (at least one litter since AGP passed) all because these goddamned hillbillies can’t be bothered to fix their dogs. What did Bob Barker say, motherfuckers?

Ugh I guess I’m mad on the internet. But this is why animal shelters are filled to capacity and euthanize so many perfectly healthy animals everyday. Gross irresponsibility.

Gorl, this shit pisses me off, too. I just had this conversation with someone I work with. How fucking hard is it to spay or neuter your animals??? Fucking hell, you'd think they wouldn't want the hassle of dealing with the litter at the very least. Bless Dusty, at the end of the day they are all traveling in the same trash cart. We just miss that sped because Becky is so fucking boring.

 

[Xenomorph]

Destiny let's us know her an Dana use "cooch wash"

 

[hotcheetospuffs]

better than generic Dawn...

 

[mekalekahi]

"cooch wash. everyone has to use cooch wash"

 

[CreedenceLeonoreGielgud]

Destiny let's us know her an Dana use "cooch wash"

Destiny uses AXE body wash. For reference:

AXE, a leader in men's grooming, is an iconic personal care brand that helps men look, smell, and feel their best.
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There's something exquisitely appropriate about a lesbian using cooch wash and men's toiletries at the same time.

 

[Xenomorph]

"cooch wash. everyone has to use cooch wash"

Honestly I wouldn't be shocked if they use antiquated methods of feminine hygiene like douching.

 

[Strine]

Late, but: Destiny was better than Becky in every way. She was less fugly, less of a beta, a better dresser, stood up to Amber, had a job, and wasn't trying to enable the death of someone she purported to love so she could sleep til noon and draw Naruto all day. Becky is fucking deplorable. Amber can't even mimic Becky's personality, because her personality is "fat, likes death, has funny accent". Becky is very bad for Amber; Amber wants someone who will make her feel dainty and drive her everywhere but it's the worst thing for her. She's aware of this whether she consciously knows it or not: she's still in love with Destiny, but probably too exceptional to realise it's because Destiny didn't cater to her self-destructive hedonistic impulses, and so her life was better as a result. Basically, Amber should not be given what she wants, because she has the unchecked subconscious of a toddler and doesn't know what's good for her.

 

[Xenomorph]

Late, but: Destiny was better than Becky in every way. She was less fugly, less of a beta, a better dresser, stood up to Amber, had a job, and wasn't trying to enable the death of someone she purported to love so she could sleep til noon and draw Naruto all day. Becky is fucking deplorable. Amber can't even mimic Becky's personality, because her personality is "fat, likes death, has funny accent". Becky is very bad for Amber; Amber wants someone who will make her feel dainty and drive her everywhere but it's the worst thing for her. She's aware of this whether she consciously knows it or not: she's still in love with Destiny, but probably too exceptional to realise it's because Destiny didn't cater to her self-destructive hedonistic impulses, and so her life was better as a result. Basically, Amber should not be given what she wants, because she has the unchecked subconscious of a toddler and doesn't know what's good for her.

Maybe Becky has resigned to think this is God's way of punishing her more for being a legbean. We all know how she stands on superstitions and shit.

 

[ricecake]

Late, but: Destiny was better than Becky in every way. She was less fugly, less of a beta, a better dresser, stood up to Amber, had a job, and wasn't trying to enable the death of someone she purported to love so she could sleep til noon and draw Naruto all day. Becky is fucking deplorable. Amber can't even mimic Becky's personality, because her personality is "fat, likes death, has funny accent". Becky is very bad for Amber; Amber wants someone who will make her feel dainty and drive her everywhere but it's the worst thing for her. She's aware of this whether she consciously knows it or not: she's still in love with Destiny, but probably too exceptional to realise it's because Destiny didn't cater to her self-destructive hedonistic impulses, and so her life was better as a result. Basically, Amber should not be given what she wants, because she has the unchecked subconscious of a toddler and doesn't know what's good for her.

This is the most accurate summation of Destiny v. Becky that I have read.

 

[IslamicContentental Belt]

Gorl, this shit pisses me off, too. I just had this conversation with someone I work with. How fucking hard is it to spay or neuter your animals??? Fucking hell, you'd think they wouldn't want the hassle of dealing with the litter at the very least. Bless Dusty, at the end of the day they are all traveling in the same trash cart. We just miss that sped because Becky is so fucking boring.

This is a class thing. Middle class and up people realize there's a ton of homeless pets and breeding more has negligible actual value and many actively try to get rescue animals instead of going to a breeder. This is getting increasingly hard with dogs because if you don't want a pitbull there is fuckall else available.

Poor people decide they will dabble in animal husbandry to make a couple hundred bucks for weed money when everybody else realizes it's gross, unethical, and not worth it.

Late, but: Destiny was better than Becky in every way. She was less fugly, less of a beta, a better dresser, stood up to Amber, had a job, and wasn't trying to enable the death of someone she purported to love so she could sleep til noon and draw Naruto all day. Becky is fucking deplorable. Amber can't even mimic Becky's personality, because her personality is "fat, likes death, has funny accent". Becky is very bad for Amber; Amber wants someone who will make her feel dainty and drive her everywhere but it's the worst thing for her. She's aware of this whether she consciously knows it or not: she's still in love with Destiny, but probably too exceptional to realise it's because Destiny didn't cater to her self-destructive hedonistic impulses, and so her life was better as a result. Basically, Amber should not be given what she wants, because she has the unchecked subconscious of a toddler and doesn't know what's good for her.

Becky also has Eric for a friend and showed off her ex-girlfriend's shitty underwear on Facebook with her full name on it. I really don't think Becky is a cool person at all. She kinda deserves AL.

 

[8008135]

There's something exquisitely appropriate about a lesbian using cooch wash and men's toiletries at the same time.

Honestly, IDGAF if she uses borax and Windex. At least she bathes.