everything is lesbian - a subculture on tumblr that 'headcanons' everything as lesbian

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Synthesizer Patel said:
Instead of "this random character/concept is lesbian", it's someone who apparently doesn't know what a lesbian is, only that they are definitely one and it defines their whole existance.

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She's either a straight girl who says she's going gay to stick it to the Evil Menz or she's a self-hating bisexual in denial. Either option is frankly depressing.
 
Shrek... is lesbian uwu
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kidsquid said:
Shrek... is lesbian uwu
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Okay, I get that Shrek is all these things, I just don’t see what’s specifically lesbian about those things. Lots of characters have the “lonely outsider” thing. On this basis, Batman is a lesbian.
UnsufficentBoobage said:
Now even in that dumb Shaggy meme
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Velma strikes me as the type who claims to be lesbian now, then will turn out straight and go through a tiresome phase of bragging about how many guys she’s sleeping with, then will marry some dorky but nice guy. Daphne will experiment briefly in college as a form of rebellion, but it won’t last beyond a few dates.
 
But Batwoman don't count as a uwu LESBIAN uwu cause she's white, not poc, not disabled, no vertliligo, not fat and not shoving her sexuality into everyone's face.

And also not a troon.
 
A Sign said:
But Batwoman don't count as a uwu LESBIAN uwu cause she's white, not poc, not disabled, no vertliligo, not fat and not shoving her sexuality into everyone's face.

And also not a troon.
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Plus there’s nothing controversial about suggesting a canonically lesbian character is a lesbian.
 
A Sign said:
But Batwoman don't count as a uwu LESBIAN uwu cause she's white, not poc, not disabled, no vertliligo, not fat and not shoving her sexuality into everyone's face.

And also not a troon.
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She's Jewish, does that hurt or help?
 
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