DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[JackDavis]

I 've made a 6-minute-long quick 'n dirty montage of last night's Swagginz vs. DSP slap fight, including Swagginz his reactions and him unbanning a troll knowing in advance he was going to troll-cheer plus DSP's reaction to Swagginz not banning the dude (thanks, @Haunter, for grabbing that footage).
Oh, and unlike my normally quickly grabbed clips, this is in 1080p, so you can go full screen and still be able to actually read the text.

Enjoy.



(Not posting this in the RE2 thread btw, because I feel this doesn't have much to do with the game itself, but rather fits into the more general "DSP fights with his main mod who also is/was a big contributor" plotline.)

Hmmm isn't Phil right? I don't know anything about this boss, but Swagginz says you have to shock the boss when he's coming at you and also when he's stunned. But you're actually supposed to shoot him with a gun to stun him, then shock him, which isn't what he said.

 

[gaarashatan]

Hmmm isn't Phil right? I don't know anything about this boss, but Swagginz says you have to shock the boss when he's coming at you and also when he's stunned. But you're actually supposed to shoot him with a gun to stun him, then shock him, which isn't what he said.

does it even matter, phil couldve played it cool, had a good time with it. maybe a few jokes. but instead decided to shit on swagginz and once again make sure everyone knows hes intelligent and always right

 

[Comma]

Hmmm isn't Phil right? I don't know anything about this boss, but Swagginz says you have to shock the boss when he's coming at you and also when he's stunned. But you're actually supposed to shoot him with a gun to stun him, then shock him, which isn't what he said.

I have no knowledge about Resident Evil, so no idea, lol.

If he was right, I personally think it's even more funny: the one time he's actually right about something, it turns into this massive, cringy shit show.

 

[BallBuster]

does it even matter, phil couldve played it cool, had a good time with it. maybe a few jokes. but instead decided to shit on swagginz and once again make sure everyone knows hes intelligent and always right

Little foreskin boy deserves every ounce of verbal slaying Phil lays upon him. Why? Because he will stay and continue to open his wallet.

 

[Pargon]

does it even matter, phil couldve played it cool, had a good time with it. maybe a few jokes. but instead decided to shit on swagginz and once again make sure everyone knows hes intelligent and always right

More and more Phil is turning into the drunken fuckface stepdad whose stepkids, in his eyes, are know-nothing entitled little shits who have nothing to offer him personally and are therefore worth less than nothing. This is all despite the fact that Phil, like that beer-swilling stepdad, knows next to nothing about the world outside the few square feet of it that he never leaves.

 

[ReentryPhantom]

Have you been paying attention? Detractors give him money all day. Grazydream has like a $500 bit badge and he's been quoting soapqueen1 about how you m.ilk a cow slowly. How about Tut who gave him a lot of money at once so that DSP would get slightly less money later. Detractors constitute some of the greatest paypigs out there. I and others here have been attacked for being "moral fags" by KF mods and posters for saying it's stupid as shit to give Phil money as a detractor. Hell, our soapqueen1 was regularly giving Phil bits up until he was banned.

How much do you think he gets in troll cheers a day? I'd say troll cheers are maybe 1-5% of his income

 

[strandedcastaway]

How much do you think he gets in troll cheers a day? I'd say troll cheers are maybe 1-5% of his income

In total number it's probably an even higher percentage of the cheers, but because the troll cheers are so small and he gets the occasional "honest" $100 cheer, that's probably about right.

 

[actually]

How much do you think he gets in troll cheers a day? I'd say troll cheers are maybe 1-5% of his income

TBH, it depends on how we define troll cheer. There are obvious ones like exsubaruman from last night, but what about grazydream quoting @SoapQueen1 or someone like freddyballzee or fred_flintstone making some reference to "detractor" stuff that Phil doesn't catch? Or a cheer that leads him to a rant but comes from someone considered a fan?

 

[Surly Muppet]

Enjoy.

The part that I like about this is that Phil is willing to admit multiple times that it was 'his fault'... for listening to Swagginz. So Phil can admit fault, so long as the implication there is that someone else fucked up, and it was Phil's fault only in the sense that he trusted someone else, and had he trusted his infallible self, it would have been fine. It's amazing how he can seem so calculated in his narcissism, but it's probably all just knee-jerk. It's like watching a talented artist work, the poetry just comes naturally.

 

[CoolGuy420weedbonerXXX]

Hot new meme alert: "Swagginz was right, Phil should apologize"

 

[Pubic Enemy #1]

Hmmm isn't Phil right? I don't know anything about this boss, but Swagginz says you have to shock the boss when he's coming at you and also when he's stunned. But you're actually supposed to shoot him with a gun to stun him, then shock him, which isn't what he said.

Or Phil could just not be a faggot and play the game for himself. He's not ENTITLED to chat help, and if you let strangers on the internet essentially dictate your life for 6 hours every day they're going to call it wrong every now and then. It shows how reliant he is on chat now. One wrong call and he chimps the fuck out like he was owed the correct instructions spoonfed to him.

 

[actually]

Or Phil could just not be a faggot and play the game for himself. He's not ENTITLED to chat help, and if you let strangers on the internet essentially dictate your life for 6 hours every day they're going to call it wrong every now and then. It shows how reliant he is on chat now. One wrong call and he chimps the fuck out like he was owed the correct instructions spoonfed to him.

The absolute best part? After he finished the Claire B scenario and took a run at the Hunk stuff, Phil was immediately doing the same "Well where do I go now?" chat-gazing as before. So he wants you to tell him what to do (ideally by giving him money to do it), but if he fucks up what you tell him to do, you're an idiot and a moron and can go fuck yourself.

I kinda hope Swagginz goes passive-aggressive and starts timing out or banning people trying to tell Phil what to do.

 

[Pargon]

I 've made a 6-minute-long quick 'n dirty montage of last night's Swagginz vs. DSP slap fight, including Swagginz his reactions and him unbanning a troll knowing in advance he was going to troll-cheer plus DSP's reaction to Swagginz not banning the dude (thanks, @Haunter, for grabbing that footage).
Oh, and unlike my normally quickly grabbed clips, this is in 1080p, so you can go full screen and still be able to actually read the text.

Enjoy.



(Not posting this in the RE2 thread btw, because I feel this doesn't have much to do with the game itself, but rather fits into the more general "DSP fights with his main mod who also is/was a big contributor" plotline.)

That's some sterling work, honestly. Whether he was wrong or right, Swaggins treated Phil so much like a bitchmade punk that he really oughta make an honest woman of him <3

 

[JackDavis]

Or Phil could just not be a faggot and play the game for himself. He's not ENTITLED to chat help, and if you let strangers on the internet essentially dictate your life for 6 hours every day they're going to call it wrong every now and then. It shows how reliant he is on chat now. One wrong call and he chimps the fuck out like he was owed the correct instructions spoonfed to him.

I'm just wondering from a gameplay perspective if he was right. The whole situation is just hilarious because of how he reacted. This is why we'll never have another Phil. Who would ever act like this towards one of the closest people he has to a friend in his life. Outside of Kat, who does he interact more with in his life than Swagginz. He gets way more than the half hour per week he spends talking to his parents.

 

[Surly Muppet]

One wrong call and he chimps the fuck out like he was owed the correct instructions spoonfed to him.

It's also the way he phrases it that makes this exceptional. 'I should have just tried it myself/done it my way'. Yeah, a streamer who doesnt want backseat gaming would say that. But that's not what would have happened. He would have died twice and then sat and pouted until someone in chat told him what to do, blaming them for not having done so already.
He's doing the classic Phil move of being all the best things at all times. He's an interactive steamer who let's the chat help, and he's a solo god gamer. Phil, buddy. Those things are mutually exclusive.

 

[ReentryPhantom]

All memeing aside, I do think Swagginz was actually right.

 

[Anonymous Dimwit]

I 've made a 6-minute-long quick 'n dirty montage of last night's Swagginz vs. DSP slap fight, including Swagginz his reactions and him unbanning a troll knowing in advance he was going to troll-cheer plus DSP's reaction to Swagginz not banning the dude (thanks, @Haunter, for grabbing that footage).
Oh, and unlike my normally quickly grabbed clips, this is in 1080p, so you can go full screen and still be able to actually read the text.

Enjoy.



(Not posting this in the RE2 thread btw, because I feel this doesn't have much to do with the game itself, but rather fits into the more general "DSP fights with his main mod who also is/was a big contributor" plotline.)

Perfect. I had a good laugh at the recorder music while reading the private message between mrs. wagginz and exsubaruman. Thank you for recording it all.

 

[EmperorGoutatine]

Wow the way Phil treats Swaggins is laughable but also sad. How can you continue modding for someone who treats you like that? Why devote even a minute of your time helping said person?

 

[Stalker Sociopath]

Wow the way Phil treats Swaggins is laughable but also sad. How can you continue modding for someone who treats you like that? Why devote even a minute of your time helping said person?

Perhaps swaggins is just sticking around to see how much more clowning he can get in before Phil gives him the boot.

 

[Noob-Noob]

OH! Would you look at that....

Today is Phil's DAY OFF!!!!! Somehow, magically right after he does something really, REALLY toxic!!!



It's almost as if...he knows he can get away with being a ragging asshole towards people on stream, when he and his targets get a day to cool off afterwards, and the rest of his cuck base gets time to forget the super negative stuff ever happened to begin with....