Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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Also, here’s some cringe.
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moviebob and the beetus.

Sperging about how middle class issues should be ignored.
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Yeah, fuck people tyring to live their lives, also, I find it funny how Bob and his ilk are so upset about the joshua trees that they do nothing but blame the whole thing on magahats, its almost like they just want another thing to act smug about. By the way, if you want to actually donate to the park to help the cleanup efforts, here is the link: https://donate.nationalparks.org/pa...02.1011653180.1548962109-831068872.1548962109
 
Yeah, fuck people tyring to live their lives, also, I find it funny how Bob and his ilk are so upset about the joshua trees that they do nothing but blame the whole thing on magahats, its almost like they just want another thing to act smug about. By the way, if you want to actually donate to the park to help the cleanup efforts, here is the link: https://donate.nationalparks.org/pa...02.1011653180.1548962109-831068872.1548962109
It would be hilarious if it was revealed that the vandals of the park were a bunch of illegal refugees trying to hide from ICE.
 
It's not that hard to guess: Bob hates anything that paints technology in a negative light. Him hating Black Mirror makes perfect sense given what we know about his views.

Like how he made a movie pitch for Terminator to portray Skynet in a positive light with the villain being some blue collar hick who lost his job.
 
It would be hilarious if it was revealed that the vandals of the park were a bunch of illegal refugees trying to hide from ICE.
Statistically speaking, California residents and the probable culprits as a whole have a much higher likelihood of being blue voters. Even if JT is in a more conservative county (It's in San Bernardino county, I think?).
 
So Bob has another Game Overthinker video on Escapist where he spergs about GameStop going under soon.

https://www.escapistmagazine.com/v2/2019/01/31/nonstop/

The TL;DW this time is the same "Gamestop is dying and that is bad" bullshit from his twitter. Though it now includes some extra bullshit. Highlights include

  • Bob saying the loss of arcades led to "the dark side of gaming" and he shows a picture of a pepe.
  • Steam users are a cult and says that Valve is "pro consumer" (which he puts in air quotes) for asspats which he proves by showing some cola ad.
  • GameStop was all about archiving video games via the second hand market.
  • Cheap plastic tat are actually cherished objects that are culturally and personally important.
The only legitimate point is that digital distribution means companies can close down or change games on a whim.
 
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It's been said to death but your mental health does impact your physical health. Bob's undying anger creates unneeded levels of stress and that stress makes any pre-existing conditions worse. Did you know stress can kill brain cells? We've already discussed Bob's refusal to really work that muscle in his head so maybe he won't notice his shrinking grey matter. If his weight is a sore issue for him, it's also nice to note one of the hormones your brain releases while stressed is linked to weight gain.

"Laughter is the best medicine" might sound like corny advice people give the ill but there's truth behind it. Seek help. Constant pessimism might as well be a poison.
 
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