Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Red Hood]

It's been said to death but your mental health does impact your physical health. Bob's undying anger creates unneeded levels of stress and that stress makes any pre-existing conditions worse. Did you know stress can kill brain cells? We've already discussed Bob's refusal to really work that muscle in his head so maybe he won't notice his shrinking grey matter. If his weight is a sore issue for him, it's also nice to note one of the hormones your brain releases while stressed is linked to weight gain.

"Laughter is the best medicine" might sound like corny advice people give the ill but there's truth behind it. Seek help. Constant pessimism might as well be a poison.

The things that Bob would laugh at are banned by the Geneva Convention.

 

[DogEatDogFood]

Is this fucker supposed to be the superior race of the superior future? A fat lazy guy that gets sick for everything? Apart from being fat, Bob has some kind of desease as a result of his unhealthy lifestyle? You know, like diabetes and shit

 

[Foltest]

Is this fucker supposed to be the superior race of the superior future? A fat lazy guy that gets sick for everything? Apart from being fat, Bob has some kind of desease as a result of his unhealthy lifestyle? You know, like diabetes and shit

if you don't understand that the way to the superior future is through diabetes and obestiy, then you are part of the problem, you damn working class midwestern!

 

[Knyttet]

Sounds to me like Bob is having a bit of a mid-life crisis.

Dead end job, poor health, no friends, no romantic partners, no children and on top of that his preferred political side is starting to lose influence.

He says he worries that he will get his shit together and still be miserable and that he won't be able to keep up his current workload with his deteriorating health.

All of these are things that people in this thread has said for years and he must have seen this coming as well as everyone else. But he is trapped in a cage of his own making. His lifestyle and life choices all led him down this road and now he is reaping what he has sown every day for the last 10 years.

Bob, in your own words: you are an obsolete, miserable, evolutionary dead end. You don't have a future. You will die penniless, alone and un-mourned. And in true lolcow fashion it will be entirely your own fault.

That sinking feeling that you've wasted your life sperging on Twitter and eating junk is your just desserts for all the people you've wished harm upon and for all the harassment and opression you've happily endorsed.

This is it, Bob. This is as good as it's ever going to get for you.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

Speaking of rage.

 

[Mola Ram]

Speaking of rage.
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Saying "Bryan Singer is a pedophile" when the man hasn't even been charged, much less convicted, is just begging for a defamation suit. Friendo.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

Saying "Bryan Singer is a pedophile" when the man hasn't even been charged, much less convicted, is just begging for a defamation suit. Friendo.

Blobby doesn’t get that his beloved Disney is much more stricter than Fox when it comes to these kinds of situations.

 

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That's not a shopped image, that's a screenshot taken from SSB Ultimate.

(It's actually from Smash 4, but...)

This tweet makes no sense, even in the world of stupid Smash memes. I guess that's the point, but if it is, then it's still exceptionally unfunny.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

“Geee, I wonder why my side keeps looking like dumbasses.”

 

[RockVolnutt]

"Traditional whites" is a pretty odd phrase.

 

[Sissy Galvez]

Dang those ‘traditional whites’ with their blue collar jobs who suffer from low/stagnate wages, lack of healthcare, retirement, and safety nets.

They’re not one of the “superior future” whites who live in a basement, suffer from obesity and diabetes, while making mediocre money from YouTube videos and publishing junk on gaming websites.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

Dang those ‘traditional whites’ with their blue collar jobs who suffer from low/stagnate wages, lack of healthcare, retirement, and safety nets.

They’re not one of the “superior future” whites who live in a basement, suffer from obesity and diabetes, while making mediocre money from YouTube videos and publishing junk on gaming websites.

Clearly they need to make one hour videos forcing Disney to hire back James Gunn.

 

[The Nothingness]

Speaking of rage.
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Wasn't James Gunn also associated with a convicted pedophile? I'm sure Bob will say "guilt by association is not justification" once again missing his blatant double standards.

 

[LordofCringe7206]

Wasn't James Gunn also associated with a convicted pedophile? I'm sure Bob will say "guilt by association is not justification" once again missing his blatant double standards.

Yup. Also, Gunn tweeted out what was allegedly a child porn video (second photo in).

But it was just him joking around guys.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

Bob probably knows the truth and doesn't care because he only cares about things as long as it benefits him in some way. If James Gunn were a Trump supporter or if it had been an actor/director Bob didn't like, Bob would be celebrating.

 

[LordofCringe7206]

Bob probably knows the truth and doesn't care because he only cares about things as long as it benefits him in some way. If James Gunn were a Trump supporter or if it had been an actor/director Bob didn't like, Bob would be celebrating.

That's essentially it. He's only upset about Gunn because right-wingers got a "win" out of it, involving something he likes no less.

He is truly the definition of being butthurt when it comes to the James Gunn firing.

 

[DogEatDogFood]

"Obsolete traditional whites" Who the fuck can take this retard seriously? How in the fuck the other leftists of his social justice circle can be around him when he express clasist shit like that? If they have a little bit of self awareness they should ostracize Bob like they did with Lily Orchard

 

[Godzilla@1989]

Wasn't James Gunn also associated with a convicted pedophile? I'm sure Bob will say "guilt by association is not justification" once again missing his blatant double standards.

I would love to see Bob respond if Gunn gets outed as a legit child molester or some Harvey Weinstein-like rapist.

 

[LordofCringe7206]

"Obsolete traditional whites" Who the fuck can take this exceptional individual seriously? How in the fuck the other leftists of his social justice circle can be around him when he express clasist shit like that? If they have a little bit of self awareness they should ostracize Bob like they did with Lily Orchard

It's happened before. There was that infamous incident on Twitter between Bob and Shaun and Jen.

The problem with these people is that they don't disagree with Bob. They get pissed off at Bob because he so blatantly says what they actually believe in. Everyone else tries to hide it, Bob flat out screams it to the rest of the world.

 

[DogEatDogFood]

Comment on the tweet. The new specimen of the new milennium, ladies and gentlemen: the progressive neoliberal. They don't have to LARP about caring about the working class anymore!!!!

Also, 2008 called Bob: wants its edge back