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BallBuster said:
Thank the ineptitude of basic society and the gen pop who allow themselves to be so easily manipulated by a cult leader. If anything, it’s sort of a good thing. You know who his fans are and now you know who to actively avoid, or hurl a brick at. I’m not here to judge. Whether they ruin themselves financially supporting grade A scum or they get taken out by a drive by bricking.

What we get to take from all this: we are happy. We go to work and live comfortably on our paltry salaries while a subhuman makes upwards of twice what a lot of us makes and still struggles and begs. Imagine living that life. I thank a deity daily for the job I got, the house I live in, the friends I have, and the family I have. Anyone who gets mad at Phil should do the same. Just remember he might make more money than you, but you live a 100% fuller life.
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True Dat, Phil is living in a beggar's prison of his own making.
 
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Prince Lotor said:
Maybe it's got something to do wih that $1,000 bitch here of which Mrs Wagginz said, "I bow down to AustMink as the King for now, but mark my words by the end of the year I WILL do a 100,00 bit cheer and take back the crown!" Then he never did and when asked bitched-out and claimed 'I never said for sure I would do it.' Phil can be pretty fucking petty when it comes to money people said they would give him. During his X-mas shit he proved he recalls a specific $1 troll tip from an entire year ago, when that user hadn't been back since.
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Swagginz always rubbed Phil the wrong way. Even when he was most valuable paypig he would annoy Phil with 10 bit at a time cheers with shit jokes he wanted Phil to read. He toned it down but Swagginz really loved to make everything about him and Phil hates that. He's made it longer then most but we all know the moment you enter any kind of relationship with Phil the clock starts ticking and when it hit zero a bus is about to come around the corner.
 
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strandedcastaway said:
Whenever I see Phil's financial summary and that he's making over $100K a year (yeah, I know he has financial problems because he's an idiot, but he still makes $100K), I'm not "mad" on the Internet, but I'm definitely baffled. I think of friends who run their own business who work 80 hours a week to scrape by. They love their work but barely turn a profit. Phil hates what he does and is miserable, yet every year new people throw money at him to do it.

Baffling.
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Just means when his crash really does it come itll be all that much sweeter
 
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BSV said:
The fact he bought a new car in 2017 tells me that he wasn't suffering that much. You are not living on a knifes edge and buying a new car, that would be impossible. Especially when that car is only used to get groceries.

He never had to sell his car and get a cheap used one, you know that would be the first thing to happen in any real "emergency" The excuse that a old car may break down is sort of the lamest excuse I have heard ever for not doing it. If you are in real financial trouble I think that is a chance you would take. A new car is a luxury item
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In general, I agree, but remember that he was leasing a BMW when he bought that new car. So it's probable that he actually reduced his monthly car payment. Now, if he had a paid off car, or he had upgraded to a more expensive car, then I would agree with you. As it is, dumping the BMW, even for a new car, was actually a smart move.

kebab4you said:
What are these 'new animations' Philly have tweeted about? Twitch emotes?
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New 50bit / $5 tip animations that show up on screen. As detailed in the KH3 thread, they're just Phil's face pasted onto short gifs, per usual.
 
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gaarashatan said:
so im watching a tihydp and just realizing phil curses worse than sailor. like every other sentence at least. but hes not a childrens entertainer, even though its pretty obvious mostly children watch him. so its ok i guess. cursing is also a way to display strong dominance in oneself too

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He curses so much because he is still a teenager mentally,I notice that a lot of gaming streamers do this as well,its like they are so inmature that they cant convey a thought without cursing,its imposible for a lot of streamers to communicate like a normal human beign,it is as if they think it makes them look cooler or the deatchment that they feel for interacting with a computer screen instead of a person face to face makes them talk like that. But going back to Phil, he talks a lot of shit not only to the game but to people on stream chat,I doubt he would act the same way in real life considering he is a complete pussy that avoids human interaction.
 
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drgnkiller said:
Said January was the worst month ever for YT. So now he might need to take an unknown amount out of E7's money to make up for it, and only some will go towards taxes.
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Oh this is fucking rich. So he's going to say he needs to use what percentage of E7's generosity to make up for a slow month? How is he going to let slip how much he supposedly makes from YouTube in a month?

And this comes up on the first day of the month he's set to get the payout. Pull the other one, Phil, it has bells on.
 
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Freshtodeath said:
january youtube revenue. he is scared he will overdraft again.
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drgnkiller said:
Said January was the worst month ever for YT. So now he might need to take an unknown amount out of E7's money to make up for it, and only some will go towards taxes.
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Thanks. It's amazing how much work he'll do to keep up the begging.

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A user by the name of "roughandtoothless" came by, said one line:

[2019-02-02 03:31:12 UTC] roughandtoothless: cheer1500 hey phil. heard about the rumored titanfall3 free2play battleroyal? sounds fun. have a good night bruuuuuuuuuu

and do not even follow Phil. Where do these people come from?
 
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The Cuckening is real.

Phil has been repeatedly blaming Tut for the drop in revenue in the fall. He seems to be dancing around the fact that Tut did this by throwing a pile of money at him.
Swaggy, now a good boi, cheered and asked if there was any way to prevent another Tut from happening because "Anyone could come in and throw a few thousand down and mess everything up." Careful, Swagginz... or you'll be licking boot again soon.
Phil says there is nothing he can do to stop someone from being supportive, or being a dickhead afterwards.
The problem is that Tut left and then tried to get everything back.
Emerald 7 is the model because he gifted subs and left. That is a true supporter, Tut just wanted attention. That's why it didn't help long term, but Emerald 7's help will get him through the next few months and part of his taxes.
Tut screwed up the momentum. He's a pattern liar, and he never got anything back. He's a liar and fucking asshole.

Phil... did he, or did he not, give you a ton of money?
This is devolving into the rantings of a madman. It always was, but to hear it all side-by-side...

EDIT: Phil is raging that people are sending him cheers with random tips, including Papavera, when he really just wants help finding his portal, which he has lost sight of. So if they could cut that out and help him, that'd be great.

I may be petty, but that would be the moment where I stop cheering to help him. But I wouldn't have started to begin with, so I guess I'm just cut from a different cloth.

EDIT2: "Ladies and gentlemen, this is why I never wanted to go to the nether. I knew this would happen."
Spit it out, Phillip. Blame them. Blame them for making you go. It's right on the tip of your tongue... Just close your eyes and think of Swagginz, and let it all out.

EDIT 3: He's whining about how much he hates the nether, and how he never wants to come back here, ever. It's not fun.
This 'kiddie game' is apparently bodying him.
 
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At one point he was insisting that he couldn't read donations because he had to focus on the game.
It's a 'chill Minecraft' stream, Phil. This is what you advertise it as.
What are you even doing if not that.

EDIT: Phil, following his whining about never returning to the nether, just gave a riveting speech about the importance of overcoming adversity in the game. Rousing. He went on to say that the nether was difficult, did not go well, that he was 'lost and confused and attacked from all angles'. How do these 10 year olds do it...

He also then described his lighthouse as "an old stone lighthouse, obelisk-style."
Tacking 'style' onto the end of everything so you avoid committing to any descriptions is one of my favourite Phil-style memes.
 
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