Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Aaway]

jack gave a dollar tree steak a raving review

i've come to realize that if he says something is bad its most likely very good, and vice-versa

 

[AnOminous]

Fuck you Jack; I'd kick you out.

When did Asian proprietors get so cucked anyway? I remember when anyone acting like this in someone's place of business would get chased out physically by some granny who looked 90 something screaming YOU GO NOW FAT MAN!

 

[Zero fks to give]

Does this nigga even know what sushi is? Or does he just assume the term applies to all Japanese food?
At about 3:20, "this is the sushi menu," and there is no sushi listed at all in that shot.

He's such a dick in this video. Has his camera pointed at a random table of people for nearly 30 seconds, goes in like "they claim to be Korean barbecue" (note: a lot of places, especially in podunk, low-Asian populated places, serve both Japanese and Korean food in the same restaurant), and is practically yelling his "review" right outside the restaurant where they probably could hear him.

Plus these exceptional individuals don't understand how Asian BBQ and Asian restaurant food in general is served, typically as a shared group meal where each individual gets their own smaller plates, which is why the prices seemed so high.

Edit: I'm pretty sure this is the same place

When he was bitching about having to order 2 meats to do the BBQ was one of his exceptional I'm a dumbass moments. BTW, his eyes are bugging out more than usual... #3 is fast approaching.

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Still no reasoning. But we are welcome to post ourselves as identifiable members of the public.

I bet he would love to report commenters to the police.

Not today, not today... nah, nah.

"WARNING. Watch this before. " Like his review is that fkng relevant. So delusional.

 

[Man vs persistent rat]

When did Asian proprietors get so cucked anyway? I remember when anyone acting like this in someone's place of business would get chased out physically by some granny who looked 90 something screaming YOU GO NOW FAT MAN!

I think them wanting to be included on the white side in the culture war is considered worth tolerating a few moronic hicks like Jack.

 

[Aaway]

When he was bitching about having to order 2 meats to do the BBQ was one of his exceptional I'm a dumbass moments. BTW, his eyes are bugging out more than usual... #3 is fast approaching.

yeah its like he thought they were charging 20 something bucks for a small single piece of meat

its hard imagining someone could be that stupid

 

[Donovan the Man]

yeah its like he thought they were charging 20 something bucks for a small single piece of meat

its hard imagining someone could be that stupid

I don't know how he thought he was going to be ripped off he clearly read out loud that the barbeque comes with side dishes. I never had Korean barbeque but I have watched people eat it in Korea and it's a lot of food they give you.

I think Jack's strokes gave him some damage to the parts of his brain that processes language. It would explain calling the Japanese menu a sushi menu, calling chopsticks tongs, and terrible reading comprehension.

 

[AnOminous]

I think Jack's strokes gave him some damage to the parts of his brain that processes language. It would explain calling the Japanese menu a sushi menu, calling chopsticks tongs, and terrible reading comprehension.

He was pretty fucking stupid before any strokes.

 

[Francis E. Dec Esc.]

When did Asian proprietors get so cucked anyway? I remember when anyone acting like this in someone's place of business would get chased out physically by some granny who looked 90 something screaming YOU GO NOW FAT MAN!

 

[Aaway]

jack somewhat uses his dead arm in a video for the first time since stroke #2

and of course, steals a thumbnail

 

[Bassomatic]

Ok, Jack does this tammy free post stroke. He seems honestly happy both he can open things and more so Tammy isn't around.

He's doing a 4 part series for sauces. I honestly have never heard this sauce called "white bbq" sauce.

No shock Jack doesn't make anything himself, making mayo or horseraddish is so easy and so much better. For a "chef" why does his good arm suck so bad at whisking? Seriously he wisks wrong.

This just seems like a worse grosser horseraddish cream with more junk for no good reason. Jack is proud of himself since Tammy thinks it's close to stuff she's had.

 

[Man vs persistent rat]

It's funny to see him shilling merch under the videos with disabled comments. I'm sure many people would want tshirts of the incoherent mess who bans them from communicating on his videos. Jack thinks people will rep for a community that doesn't exist

 

[waffle]

Yeah, jack has always been fucking illiterate and had no idea what words meant. His early vids pre stroke one, right?

I'd say if anything jack has become more cosmopolitan in an attempt to be cool over the years.

 

[captkrisma]

Once again Jack messes up a recipie. His recipie calls for brown mustard, while every Alabama white recipie I've seen calls for yellow.

There is a taste difference, with yellow mustard being sweeter. Brown has a higher concentration of seeds, so it is spicier. The problem with the recipie is that the horseradish would mask the spice of the brown mustard, essentially making it pointless to include. Yellow mustard would add some sweetness to contrast the spice of the horseradish.

EDIT: Jack rectified this by adding a stupid amount of brown sugar

 

[gREEEEEEEEEr]

jack somewhat uses his dead arm in a video for the first time since stroke #2

and of course, steals a thumbnail

> makes mayonnaise-based sauce
> alright, let's taste this
> eats it with a spoon

 

[JackDavis]

Why would someone ever need this much fucking pepper?

Here comes the airplane!

 

[Skeletor]

Are they seriously just making a dipping sauce and eating out of a spoon Jesus Christ I can't even.

 

[Aunt Myrna]

"My hand's working good. I can grab a jar now, and I can hold it, and I can take the lid off."

He did absolutely nothing in this video to prove he has improved at all except lift his arm about chest height. Which I don't think is any different than a few months ago. Some things I noticed:

1. He places the jar with his good hand into his bad hand which is resting against his gut for support.
2. His bad hand stays in the exact same position for this whole shot. It doesn't grasp the jar at all.
3. The jar was already open. You can tell by the sound and how effortlessly it "opens". Also notice how gingerly he screws it back on.
4. Watch how much the bowl moves while he is mixing up the slop. You can hear him grunt ever so softly from all the exertion.
5. Notice how he is already "holding" the bowl in his hand at the beginning of the clip and it ends before he removes it from the bowl.
6. Before the taste test, he uses his good hand exclusively to open the container. Understandable, but he doesn't even try to get the other one involved.

He has no useful movement in that hand. Worse, he seems to have given up on working on its functionality, despite what he says. He has to manipulate his meaty paperweight with his good hand off camera. It can hold a jar in the same sense a shelf can hold a jar.

Also LOL at the shot glass on the vinegar. That shot of apple cider vinegar a day meme isn't going to save you now, Jack.

 

[captkrisma]

Tammy is dead-ass staring at the sauce like it owes her money.

 

[Aaway]

it doesn't get any more american than jack and tammy

 

[AF 802]

it doesn't get any more american than jack and tammy

This but unironically.