Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

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On an old video... "call me an arsed". I am dying! And I agree that it would be good of Jack to link the restaurants that he reviews to increase awareness. But Jack is too lazy to do even that.
 
And the eggwiches have carbs. Caramelized onions and peppers give you that, and those two combined force you out of ketosis. GG Jack.
I looked up the nutrition info and each sandwich has 7-8 grams of carbs. Even if you're doing strict keto, your daily limit is to stay under 20 grams of carbs, so it's not like eating one of them for breakfast is going to totally ruin your diet. But it wouldn't be very filling, either, because they're not very big. It does seem like a lot of carbs for such a small sandwich, if you're trying to stay under 20 grams total.

Anyway, Jack cheats all the time by adding loads of sugary sauces to stuff and then still calling it "keto".
 
I didn't realize keto was that strict. While it is plausible that a medical professional recommended the diet to Jack, I'm more inclined to believe that he fixates on keto because it gives him a plausible excuse (at least if you don't bother to learn how keto works, which most people don't) to shovel untold tubs of grease and pork rinds and god knows what else into his orifices, and no one is allowed to call that out because KETO FRIENDLY [tongue waggle].

Also Jack, if you are reading this, you are fat and I would not have sex with you.
What did him in were the onions and peppers. You can at best have about 20g of carbs in your diet daily, and those two get you close to it already. It only takes just a bit more onion, pepper, or anything really to tip you out of ketosis.

Besides, the big sin is his refusal to eat his veggies.
 

Jack still doesn't understand how keto works... but he does lift his arm for us.

When he started the video to have his little talk, I was hoping he would address the comments situations, but naturally, he didn't cos he's a coward.

Saying he only eats a bite of bread for the show is him addressing the comments I think. Lol
 

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"Hold on.. I can't grab it with the.. tongs"
"I just bit into a nerve. Literally there's a nerve running through this meat." Uhm it's called connective tissue.

"The bulgogi appetizer was small" - his cow friend. Okay?
"I will probably be eating in the next hour or two." - Tammy
"I coulda gone to Sushi Train, and eaten twice as much! Not that I wanted to eat twice as much.."
This dude ate a dinner portion of Bulgogi, spicy tuna roll, kimchi and soup FYI. Is a pound of white rice keto-friendly?
 

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"Hold on.. I can't grab it with the.. tongs"
"I just bit into a nerve. Literally there's a nerve running through this meat." Uhm it's called connective tissue.

"The bulgogi appetizer was small" - his cow friend. Okay?
"I will probably be eating in the next hour or two." - Tammy
"I coulda gone to Sushi Train, and eaten twice as much! Not that I wanted to eat twice as much.."
This dude ate a dinner portion of Bulgogi, spicy tuna roll, kimchi and soup FYI. Is a pound of white rice keto-friendly?
Does this nigga even know what sushi is? Or does he just assume the term applies to all Japanese food?
At about 3:20, "this is the sushi menu," and there is no sushi listed at all in that shot.

He's such a dick in this video. Has his camera pointed at a random table of people for nearly 30 seconds, goes in like "they claim to be Korean barbecue" (note: a lot of places, especially in podunk, low-Asian populated places, serve both Japanese and Korean food in the same restaurant), and is practically yelling his "review" right outside the restaurant where they probably could hear him.

Plus these retards don't understand how Asian BBQ and Asian restaurant food in general is served, typically as a shared group meal where each individual gets their own smaller plates, which is why the prices seemed so high.

Edit: I'm pretty sure this is the same place
 
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Jack is a total dick in that video. So I have to pay the $27 and the $29 just to eat. Jack clearly has never been to a Korean BBQ place. The reason you pay those prices is because that is for a plate STACKED with that kind of meat.

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This is a plate of only three meats (chicken, beef, and pork belly).

Jack is a fool.
 
Does this nigga even know what sushi is? Or does he just assume the term applies to all Japanese food?
At about 3:20, "this is the sushi menu," and there is no sushi listed at all in that shot.

He's such a dick in this video. Has his camera pointed at a random table of people for nearly 30 seconds, goes in like "they claim to be Korean barbecue" (note: a lot of places, especially in podunk, low-Asian populated places, serve both Japanese and Korean food in the same restaurant), and is practically yelling his "review" right outside the restaurant where they probably could hear him.

Plus these exceptional individuals don't understand how Asian BBQ and Asian restaurant food in general is served, typically as a shared group meal where each individual gets their own smaller plates, which is why the prices seemed so high.

Edit: I'm pretty sure this is the same place

'Korean sushi' is gimbap. It's usually made with cooked meat instead of fish, and rice seasoned with sesame oil instead of vinegar.
 
Does this nigga even know what sushi is? Or does he just assume the term applies to all Japanese food?
At about 3:20, "this is the sushi menu," and there is no sushi listed at all in that shot.

He's such a dick in this video. Has his camera pointed at a random table of people for nearly 30 seconds, goes in like "they claim to be Korean barbecue" (note: a lot of places, especially in podunk, low-Asian populated places, serve both Japanese and Korean food in the same restaurant), and is practically yelling his "review" right outside the restaurant where they probably could hear him.

Plus these exceptional individuals don't understand how Asian BBQ and Asian restaurant food in general is served, typically as a shared group meal where each individual gets their own smaller plates, which is why the prices seemed so high.

Edit: I'm pretty sure this is the same place

It is. The place is actually pretty awesome.

I never thought I'd see a somewhat local lolcow, but yet here we are.
 
it seems like its been a while since we got a classic, cringeworthy JOTG video

he walks in there questioning whether or not its Korean BBQ because they also serve japanese food. jack has been living in tennessee for like 4-5 years now. you'd think he'd realize by now that a lot of asian places do both, especially in flyover states. he also seems to be in a pissed off mood the entire video for some reason which means he finds any reason to criticize the place. it was so obvious from his comments at the beginning of the video that he'd end up giving it a bad review

was this video filmed shortly after his stroke? calls chopsticks tongs and says he's reading the sushi menu when there's no sushi listed anywhere. not to mention throughout the video he sounds slow and just off in general. but hey, this was better than the last time he went to a korean bbq place where he and his friends proceeded to make racially insensitive jokes and purposely make fun of the way the food is pronounced.

 
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Warning? They all agreed the food was meh at worst, and thought it was overpriced, but only because they didn't understand the menu. It's not like they got food poisoning or that the staff were incompetent and rude. Unlike him. Cunt.

I don't understand why they let this fat fuck even show up and act like a disruptive dick. Just tell him to turn the camera the fuck off and kick him out or have the cops do it.
 
that place has very good reviews online. as others have mentioned, jack didn't understand how the menu worked. that, along with being confused over whether or not they had korean bbq, the floor being a little wet, him biting on a fatty piece of meat, and a bowl being chipped put him in a bad mood which always equals bad review

not to mention it was healthier than the usual shit he shovels down his mouth. if that had been a double bacon burger and fries he would have given the place an excellent review. the guy's tastebuds are so accustomed to shit like bacon and fries that when he eats anything else it automatically tastes bad

and come on jack, just come out and say you turned off the comments because you're a fucking pussy who got triggered over people calling you out for stealing thumbnails and not following keto. i knew it was only a matter of time before he went with the "well i have social media you can comment on" BS. also, it looks like he deleted that person's comment who asked. so you say come to facebook and comment and then he deletes the comment. god this guy is something else
 
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I got nothing to add to this. I'm sorry.

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So Jack the angry baby is enraged that he doesn't get that the big fuck-off tray was designed for a normal human's appetite and thus is designed to be shared, and so thought that he was getting ripped off because he's an egotistical cheapskate who thought he had to buy more of them for those annoying people he's with. I also reckon the staff asked him at one point to not film, hence his tard rage.

Fuck you Jack; I'd kick you out.
 
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