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They need to get access to those kids first, and if they lack the strength of will to leave their parent's house that's a pretty big obstacle.
They need to get access to those kids first, and if they lack the strength of will to leave their parent's house that's a pretty big obstacle.
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I now ship Jay Geis/Tyce Andrews
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A pedofork with a jenkem addict. It's like a white trash sitcom.
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It's probably nothing, but last time i saw someone delete their online presence like this it was because they were due in court.
Despite his bluster, Sir Jay does not seem to me to have enough of a spine to commit a crime though so i'd be surprised if this is the case here.
Just throwing my hat in.
Despite his bluster, Sir Jay does not seem to me to have enough of a spine to commit a crime though so i'd be surprised if this is the case here.
Just throwing my hat in.
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Pitching the show to Fox in the morning. I'm thinking we'll call it "8 Simple Rules for Staying The Fuck Away from My Underage Daughter".
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Somewhere, far far away, Tyce is masurbating furiously.
And yeah Jay's a pedo, no doubt about it. He's got some really fucked up ideas about sex. Aside from his almost in humane sexual sadism and near religious devotion to a 90's cartoon character, he's made it quite clear that he's attracted to kids and he feels no shame about it. I believe he's even flat out said that he thinks that "age doesn't matter", and that kids are perfectly ready for sex, it's just that their parents are too overly sensitive about it to let their five year old daughter get felt up by a mullet-clad human stick figure.
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The Christmas Journal alone was enough to prove both that he's a pedo and feels no shame about it.
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Just because Jay hides away in his house with no motivation to leave his parents does not mean he isn't a pedophile or a threat to children. All it took was a simple Christmas party for him to cause a fiasco because he "couldn't say no to a child." Not to mention he was so "excited" to join in the play because he noticed the children's bare feet, which we all know turns him on because he never shuts up about it. If your fetish is still arousing you when a child is somehow involved with it, and you run in circles defending yourself and panicking and trying to block everyone from confronting you, then feeling that your MOTHER's advice is the only advice you need... you are a pedo. You save underage girls, both drawn and real ones, in your Favorites folder on DeviantArt and try talking to them about how well they like karate or why their feet are bare, in hopes of young girls who are kickass warriors but still cute with unpainted toenails. He fully admitted he hates those 'darn laws' about girls being underage. Just because he's scrawny or pathetic or a mangy harmless twit to us doesn't mean he cannot overpower a child. He takes great pleasure in harming animals that have no possible way of defending themselves against him. Lots of criminals look harmless or fragile and we don't take them seriously until they take action. I'm not saying Jay is going to go on a rampage and kidnap a ton of children, but I do know he is extremely adamant on pretending he is not interested in children when he clearly is, and he's just too stupid to understand how dangerous that is for him for the world to know.
To him it doesn't matter how far he goes because he will deny it with all evidence pointing to him, anyway.
To him it doesn't matter how far he goes because he will deny it with all evidence pointing to him, anyway.
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The thing with Jay is - and this is taking from what had been written on his own Steam userpage - he's all about empowerment. He revels in being able to lord power over everything, to have the power to do as he pleases and not have to follow the rules set by others if they don't ultimately serve his own goals in the end. Part of the reason why GK is so fixated on the PPG thing, I think, is that it was running when he was in grade school (I think he's about the same age as me and admittedly I liked the show despite worrying about it being too girly an influence on me, oh the irony given who Craig McCracken married off of that show) and what he saw were three kindergarteners who had super powers that at any point could just up and leave whatever task an adult figure wanted them to do (and the only times when the adult was not ultimately repentant for forcing the girls to not go save the city was if a silly moral was involved or if the girls themselves were not in total agreement, I.E. the bath episode where Buttercup refused to bathe to the point monsters feared her smell exponentially more than they feared actually fighting her) so they could stop the baddie of the week with their superpowers and tear up half the city with nobody giving a shit so long as the PPG did the damage.
I think a good gauge of how the show really does reflect on GK's morality is the episode where HIM literally just sends the girls on a wild goose chase using vague words and riddles and that if they don't get to the Prof in time, he's gonna pay...and even though the PPG literally beat up a guy to make him cry and damage public property out the wazoo, the only consequence of them failing is HIM making the Prof pay...full price for what the Prof claims were crappy pancakes before taking his daughters to the diner across the street, which distresses HIM for some reason as he doesn't seem to legit want to do anything more than run a diner, yet because he's normally a bad guy, that's somehow worse than the PPG getting off scott free for beating the shit out of innocents. TL;DR - heroes can terrorize a town and its populace and even still be defeated by the bad guy, but because they're heroes that's okay, whereas anything the bad guy does as a result of defeating the heroes is downright criminal even if it's something as silly as a bet over a discounted price of a breakfast that either outcome was still going to have the Prof. pay money for shit food because HIM literally didn't do anything remotely illegal the whole episode. This moral immunity of the heroes and implied damnation of the baddies is, naturally, rampant in all of Jay's stuff.
And for Blossom herself being his waifu? I think GK just has a thing for redheads, though whether or not this is why he's fixated on Blossom, or if his love of the character is the source for his desired dream warrior amazon slut submissive caretaker wife having red hair. I can't even remember if he's ever drawn a girl that didn't have red or reddish-brown hair.
Hell, even the show has a source for his abusive opinion on animals. For the most part, animals do not fare well in this show, as with the exception of squirrels who Bubbles occasionally enlists as a hit squad for assistance (she can talk to them obviously), there is a good amount of punishment dealt to animals for no real reason. Mojo Jojo? Yeah, he's kind of a dick and karma has been kicking his ass for years since he's the one who unintentionally made his nemesis trio, but he also gets his fair share of abuse outside of when he's evil (anything to do with that Anubis bust usually ends up with him being the victim of a prison rape joke - seriously). Fuzzy Lumpkins? It's never really established what he is, much less why he occasionally comes to town to stir up trouble only to eventually get his ass beaten down. The talking dog? He's the choice damsel in distress for instant crisis moments that the show even lampshaded it when a visiting superhero (who was a fraud) is shown literally kicking him into traffic just to look good when said dog is saved by the "hero" at the last second.
Now that I think about it...PPG is actually kind of fucked up in what kind of abuse is being dealt to just about anybody that is swept under the rug if the girls are the ones doing the abuse.
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I can't recall if this was ever posted here but there are a few more quite telling insights into Jay's psyche.
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I can't recall if this was ever posted here but there are a few more quite telling insights into Jay's psyche.
it's so weird to think that jay, someone who holds this large of an ego, just suddenly disappeared. nobody can revel in his glory. is he okay with this?
i'm spergy enough to have a fierce curiosity as to what's happened to him but not weeny enough to go digging to find out.
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Good God, I couldn't even get through the whole thing. I started getting annoyed bascially immediately with his complaint that can be summarized as "I want greatness... but hard work? Risk of failure? Fuck that!" and I stopped at "I might [have] greatness and wisdom, but the only thing I truly fail at is making money" because I fear I might die laughing.
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Such humbleness. It's really hard to see why people don't like him.
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So, on a hunch after some of the discussion from The American Rabbit thread pointed out how OPL's placement of Sonichu heads near the Copyright led to me remembering he actually got some kind of legal document signifying Sonichu belongs to him (but also in an easily exploitable way that renders whatever legal power the document granted him null and void), I remembered that Jay's own webpage displays this:
So, in need of shit to do to procrastinate instead of studying for exams like I have been all day, I went ahead and looked up copyrights with "Golden Knight" in them.
Of the four I found that date after Jay was born, there's the following:
That said, just searching "Geis" under the title search was pretty amusing.
So, in need of shit to do to procrastinate instead of studying for exams like I have been all day, I went ahead and looked up copyrights with "Golden Knight" in them.
Of the four I found that date after Jay was born, there's the following:
- 2001 - Elsa Dannon and the Golden Knight, some kind of book
- 2009 - "Golden Knight Hat et. al." which is the name of some item of clothing for Webkinz toys I guess.
- 2012 - BATMAN - THE DARK KNIGHT: Golden Dawn Deluxe Edition.
- I'm just going to link this one because...you'll see. Nothing NSFW but it's not what I was expecting.
That said, just searching "Geis" under the title search was pretty amusing.
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"Forgot about the 'finish line."
I... wha... HOW THE FUCK YOU GODDAMN RETARD.
I... wha... HOW THE FUCK YOU GODDAMN RETARD.
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Why does he have this impending dislike of his brother?
Besides his brother destroying "Dot" by mistake i believe.
Besides his brother destroying "Dot" by mistake i believe.
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That's probably it. They do have an apparent sibling rivalry to an extent, but them both having some semblance of issues/awkwardness makes it like ten times worse.