Containment What If?

Marvin said:
Aww, c'mon...

Just in general, women-fucking kiwis, I want you guys to know: you're better than that. You don't need to settle for the female Chrises of the world.
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I'm not suggesting I'd fuck Lady Chrissy.

I'm suggesting that there is a high incidence of guys out there that would give her a poke for a poke's sake.
 
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CWCissey said:
I'm not suggesting I'd fuck Lady Chrissy.

I'm suggesting that there is a high incidence of guys out there that would give her a poke for a poke's sake.
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No, I wasn't addressing you. I was just addressing guys or girls in general who might consider Christine.
 
CWCissey said:
He'd be an Underground Train on the Northern Line in London.

(For all those that aren't Britfags, that line is associated with strikes and other general laziness).
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I take that line to work every day! Now I come to think of it, I did wonder why the train I took today had a hole in its undercarriage.
EDIT: Okay, I just realised that I posted this a few hours before it was announced that Chris had re-pierced his taint. Let me just try something. Ahem. "I did wonder why the train I took today was drawing new Sonichu comics and making angry videos."
 
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CharlieBrowns said:
What if Chris had been born a girl?
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She'd probably start out similar to Branca or DisneyFan01 and then spin off into something resembling the Chris we have now. Then again, odds are that Chris would have hooked up with someone IRL at some point, which would have decreased his free time and given him less of a reason to draw Sonichu, as the comic was just wish fulfillment to the extreme.
 
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What if Chris, Jace, Jay, Tyce, TJ, and Gaben fused together?
 
Wow... looking at those intros I realized two things:
You can always immediately tell what kind of stuff you'd find in the accompanying toyline to every show and the cartoons have an exceedingly awesome and catchy soundtrack. I've got a certain fondness for the Gummi Bears theme...

Either way:
If Chris was the main character of an 80s cartoon, he'd also have his own Mattel line of toys with some sort of interconnecting gadgets making it favorable to collect several different figures from the show.

Chris would come with a scrapbook, medallion, blowup-doll (cause unfortunately, weens are a target group, too) and Son-Chu.
Bob would come with Jazz-records, an axe, certificates of patents and the BMW.
Barb would come with... I guess a shitload of random shit that was lying around on the floor of the chinese sweatshop that is forced to make the figures, also the minivan.
 
Meeko said:
Then again, odds are that Chris would have hooked up with someone IRL at some point
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Maybe some beat-up old electric engineer who long ago designed plastic molding machine control boards and wants to spend his retirement in peace, with his greenhouse and his violin... boy, is he in for a suprise.
 
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I wonder how Chris would react if they decided to make sanic stop shaving and he became blue all over. No tan left.

DykesDykesChina said:
boy, is he in for a suprise.
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Bob had no idea what would follow that one time he met Barb and "she chased him down the hall."*

*(according to Chris according to the CWCKi)
 
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hurpdurpmanguy said:
What if Christian never met the bear?
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Like the others said, he'd still be Christopher, but I think that there may have been a slightly less emphasis on Jesus in Chris's life? Not that he sees it as anything much other than an obligation and a way to strike at his enemies, but that seems to have been a defining moment in his life when it came to religion: God made the bear say his name differently.
 
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